felix rex moves to Cairo

[Johnny Wichita]

Where from? Maybe I can confirm? 

La Galette.

Oh yes. Are you serious. We make everything here

  Oh no, I'm in trouble. 

[Johnny Wichita]

I mean, it is so good I figured it had to be brought in daily from Paris. 

[felix rex]

I mean, it is so good I figured it had to be brought in daily from Paris.

Tony is trained in French cuisine, habibi. Their old pastry chef (Alan) was an actual authentic Parisian who wandered wichita drinking red wine and making oddly charming lewd comments to women in his off-hours before a lifetime of having la petite mort as a raison d'etre finally left too many flowers in his spleen.

[felix rex]

I can't wait to learn Egyptian dialect well enough to fully appreciate their social media. They're so dark and sarcastic in the face of political ruin. They would be goEMAW'rs.

Trending (doubly amusing because several are unknowingly recycled/reanimated and thus looqa'd):

[felix rex]

Oh no, I'm in trouble.

But more importantly, we will have a summit/pak at Galette in October and smooth this over before you have an unfortunate incident starting your car (in the meantime, I would avoid purchasing any vehicle from Stevens or trusting any "spotter" from Millennium while bending the bar).

[Trim]

Oh no, I'm in trouble.

But more importantly, we will have a summit/pak at Galette in October and smooth this over before you have an unfortunate incident starting your car (in the meantime, I would avoid purchasing any vehicle from Stevens or trusting any "spotter" from Millennium while bending the bar).

That probably won't be an issue.

[XocolateThundarr]

Oh no, I'm in trouble.

But more importantly, we will have a summit/pak at Galette in October and smooth this over before you have an unfortunate incident starting your car (in the meantime, I would avoid purchasing any vehicle from Stevens or trusting any "spotter" from Millennium while bending the bar).

That probably won't be an issue.

He will also be safe should any of them sell smart phones.

[puniraptor]

can we go back to the science behind the link between orgasms and spleen damage real fast?

[Kat Kid]

Fatty had a pretty funny Lebanese joke.

In Davis, where fatty's family lives the water is bad so almost everyone gets these big bottles of water to drink.  Every strip mall and grocery has a water place.  Outside every business is this ridiculous California inspection permit that supposedly vouches for the quality of the water.  I don't remember the guy's name, but he was Lebanese and they called him something funny like "Sammy."

So fatty gets out there, sees this racket and tells Baba who then retold me the same story in his funny Baba way:

"Shwan said to me: 'Baba, Sammy cheating you!  Where he get water?  From same place!  Then he mark it up and sell it.' [Then he says as an aside] you know Sammy Lebanese.  Cheaters."

[Kat Kid]

I think I may have told this same story 40 pages ago, but it probably fits again.

[felix rex]

[bubbles4ksu]

can we go back to the science behind the link between orgasms and spleen damage real fast?

orgasms make flowers in your spleen.

[Johnny Wichita]

Oh no, I'm in trouble.

But more importantly, we will have a summit/pak at Galette in October and smooth this over before you have an unfortunate incident starting your car (in the meantime, I would avoid purchasing any vehicle from Stevens or trusting any "spotter" from Millennium while bending the bar).

That probably won't be an issue.

He will also be safe should any of them sell smart phones.

Laugh it up, assholes. 

[XocolateThundarr]

Oh no, I'm in trouble.

But more importantly, we will have a summit/pak at Galette in October and smooth this over before you have an unfortunate incident starting your car (in the meantime, I would avoid purchasing any vehicle from Stevens or trusting any "spotter" from Millennium while bending the bar).

That probably won't be an issue.

He will also be safe should any of them sell smart phones.

Laugh it up, assholes. 

 

[bubbles4ksu]

can we go back to the science behind the link between orgasms and spleen damage real fast?

orgasms make flowers in your spleen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Fleurs_du_mal

 

[michigancat]

Wichita is very underrated. I think I've said that before.

[felix rex]

Wichita is very underrated. I think I've said that before.

Johnny Wichita is pretty much a made man at La Galette now.

[sys]

the lebanese in mexico city make great tacos orientales/tacos arabes.  chinese coffee for breakfast, tacos arabes for lunch and sucking down calimochos (mexican, not spanish) for dinner is a great mexico city day.

slightly unrelated, but sorta thematic, louis ck is a jewish chilango.

[felix rex]

goEMAW exclusive : Our new interim ambassador to Egypt is David Satterfield (really more a "chief of mission" than an ambassador). So, NBD.

[chum1]

Thought about it for about ten seconds, then decided not to google.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

Mikey, usually how many dates before you reveal your tail?

depends on the filly, duh!

[Johnny Wichita]

Johnny Wichita is pretty much a made man at La Galette now.

 

[jtksu]

The Egyptian middle finger thing is hard for me to do.

 

[Mr Bread]

The Egyptian middle finger thing is hard for me to do.

 

It really sums them up as a people. 

[GCJayhawker]

Interesting read that has Egypt ties:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/newsmakers/fears-larger-war-middle-east-180559605.html?vp=1