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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2025 on: August 16, 2013, 05:19:09 PM »
I saw some protestors in chicago, probably about 150-200 or so.  They were chanting stuff in other languages and "hey hey, ho ho, Egypt's army's got to go!"


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« Reply #2026 on: August 17, 2013, 05:40:08 AM »
I saw some protestors in chicago, probably about 150-200 or so.  They were chanting stuff in other languages and "hey hey, ho ho, Egypt's army's got to go!"

Our chants are always so pathetic.   :embarrassed:

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« Reply #2027 on: August 17, 2013, 06:00:54 AM »
Just in case you guys forgot, Egyptian TV has a message for you.

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« Reply #2028 on: August 17, 2013, 06:05:15 AM »
If you can stay detached, this is pretty compelling. MB is holed up in the Mosque in Ramses square. Security forces have them surrounded, but can't just go balls to the wall and blast in because Al Jazeera has a live feed running from inside the mosque. Meanwhile, AJ is saying it has sources that a police op is "imminent".

Oh, and the son of the MB's Supreme Guide was also killed. So, martyrs! Yay!
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« Reply #2029 on: August 17, 2013, 06:08:32 AM »
Crowds are cheering as the SWAT team enters the mosque. Women inside are trying to escape from windows. Police having to fire into the air to keep crowds from attacking anyone they escort outside

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« Reply #2030 on: August 17, 2013, 06:18:12 AM »
ONTV, which is pretty much the Fox/MSNBC of Egypt, is now showing a montage of english-language messages on their ticker, like "they killing the kids" and "they burning down mosques"
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« Reply #2031 on: August 17, 2013, 06:36:20 AM »
What remains of what was formerly a pretty nice little street.

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« Reply #2032 on: August 17, 2013, 07:43:24 AM »
These were supposedly seized from MB supporters. Don't know if accurate, but pretty hilarious collection:

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« Reply #2033 on: August 17, 2013, 07:50:22 AM »
This is going to be an amazing movie someday. Now there's snipers inside the minaret under siege by the security forces. No one knows who they are. MB officials claim the minaret only has external entrances. And someone is setting off small explosive charges of some kind.

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« Reply #2034 on: August 17, 2013, 09:15:27 AM »
Was zawahiris bro important?

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« Reply #2035 on: August 17, 2013, 09:26:06 AM »
Amazing work, FR. Stay safe!

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« Reply #2036 on: August 17, 2013, 09:33:01 AM »
Was zawahiris bro important?

No. It's pretty mystifying. He was apparently arrested under the emergency laws for "backing Morsi" or something like that. It's a complete clusterfuck.
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« Reply #2037 on: August 17, 2013, 09:49:31 AM »
I'm sure you've explained this before, but are "security forces" the police, the military, both, or what?

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« Reply #2038 on: August 17, 2013, 10:46:07 AM »
I'm sure you've explained this before, but are "security forces" the police, the military, both, or what?

Mostly police and there's lot of different kinds, like the old myth about Eskimo words for snow. The ones in white are traffic/street corner police. The ones in blue are also police, and are involved in mostly traffic but also some crime/security stuff.

The main forces you see are the Central Security Forces (CSF) who wear all black and have the riot gear. They're more like military police.

There's a few others, but I'm not sure what the distinctions are. There's also the plain clothes police, called "National Security." They're like our FBI, but really more like the Stasi. They're the ones that make people disappear.

The ones in camo are the military. They've been largely just standing back and observing and only stepping in during certain moments.
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« Reply #2039 on: August 17, 2013, 10:46:38 AM »
These were supposedly seized from MB supporters. Don't know if accurate, but pretty hilarious collection:


Someone needs to take those guns to Rick @ Pawn Stars...so he can get his buddy who's an expert in egyptian firearms down to take a look at it
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« Reply #2040 on: August 17, 2013, 10:50:35 AM »
And what is that at the top left? Is that a slingshot? I have on idea.
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« Reply #2041 on: August 17, 2013, 10:58:39 AM »
As a visual aid, here's some CSF guys posing after their big win today.



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« Reply #2042 on: August 17, 2013, 11:00:47 AM »
And what is that at the top left? Is that a slingshot? I have on idea.

looks like they appear to be slinging hardware nuts and maybe like metal sewer cleanout lids :lol:

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« Reply #2043 on: August 17, 2013, 11:01:25 AM »
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« Reply #2044 on: August 17, 2013, 11:08:43 AM »
Those are both good candidates for Michigancat  avatars

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2045 on: August 17, 2013, 02:46:10 PM »
These were supposedly seized from MB supporters. Don't know if accurate, but pretty hilarious collection:



So, there is a pirate wing of the MB, huh?

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« Reply #2046 on: August 17, 2013, 03:12:12 PM »
Those don't hold a candle to my Judge.

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« Reply #2047 on: August 17, 2013, 03:32:03 PM »
Those don't hold a candle to my Judge.

Three of those look like the great grandfather to the Judge.

It would be hilarious to see someone try to shoot one of those.

Also, that pic is great.  A couple shotgun shells and a slingshot and the world can be yours.

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« Reply #2048 on: August 17, 2013, 03:40:19 PM »
Do those old-fashiony guns fire those shells? I've heard a lot about "homemade birdshot guns". Maybe those are some? :dunno:
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« Reply #2049 on: August 17, 2013, 03:41:16 PM »


Also, these guys really belong with the illegals in the political facebook thread.
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