Welp, it may get crazy in a few hours.
ugh, finally. it's been so pud up to now.
I love the comments in the office from the super jaded guys who have been doing this stuff for years.
Mormon 1: "I really need a haircut but the place I go to closed to join the protests." [stage note: his hair is still comically short by all caffeine-consuming-society standards. yet he says this with great conviction.]
Mormon 2: "exactly. And you can't just try out a new barbershop in this environment." [stage note: he does not look up from computer while saying this.]
Mormon 1: "I know. I swear this happens every time I get really serious about hitting the weights again" [stage note: he's comically large and muscular. Yet still pats the 15% body fat around his midsection with a mixture of anger and shame.]
Egypt military: "We swear to God that we will sacrifice even our blood for Egypt and its people, to defend them against any terrorist, radical or fool."
Morsi: "I am prepared to sacrifice my blood for the sake of the security and stability of this homeland."
Mormon 2: "What about dry cleaning? Is your guy still open?"
