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« Reply #400 on: September 14, 2012, 06:45:12 AM »
Btw, I will try to answer every question in this thread. But frankly it has been a long two weeks for me.

Oh, and crap should start going down soon if you're into that kind of thing. They already brought a crane (CRANE!) in to completely wall off one of the streets.
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« Reply #401 on: September 14, 2012, 06:49:50 AM »
Stay safe Niles (< double use because of the river and crane!)

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« Reply #402 on: September 14, 2012, 06:51:10 AM »
You should blast fun. And do the what now dance on the roof.

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« Reply #403 on: September 14, 2012, 08:39:47 AM »
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« Reply #404 on: September 14, 2012, 09:35:42 AM »
It feels kind of surreal being a part of a thread that is simultaneously entertaining and informative with the key protagonist being on the ground at an international hot spot.

Guys, this is Pulitzer stuff, here.  It has it all.  Laughs, tragedy, cultural insight, and commentary on strange, regionally based fast food.

Pete may need to pen another musical.

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« Reply #405 on: September 14, 2012, 09:36:55 AM »
Great thread, it's like goEMAW has it's own bad ass reporter in the thick of things, except our reporter is awesome, can cuss, and makes fun of the crazy things Egyptians do
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« Reply #406 on: September 14, 2012, 10:59:04 AM »
Yeah. My boss would not approve of this thread.

BTW, I highly recommend following US Embassy Cairo on twitter right now and reading through its timeline, specifically the Arabs who are responding. Good insight into some of the guiding fictions that shape their worldviews.
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« Reply #407 on: September 14, 2012, 12:44:23 PM »
Any thoughts about the Muslim Brotherhood canceling planned protests?

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« Reply #408 on: September 14, 2012, 12:47:44 PM »
Felix, what would your boss think about the upcoming Felix Rex American Fast Food Foreign Option Blog?

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« Reply #409 on: September 14, 2012, 01:04:35 PM »
Protesters storm US Embassy in Cairo: How did Bush's policies lead to this?

Protesters storm US Embassy in Cairo: What do the Kardashians think about this event?

Protesters storm US Embassy in Cairo: Obama seen reciting Koran?

Best McArabia sandwich ever!

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did you come up with that yourself? wow, well done.

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« Reply #410 on: September 14, 2012, 01:23:42 PM »
Updates coming soon. Don't know what the news is saying, but made some progress on security around the embassy today.
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« Reply #411 on: September 14, 2012, 01:26:30 PM »
Updates coming soon. Don't know what the news is saying, but made some progress on security around the embassy today.

Fox news says the obama has surrendered America to Islamic Extremists and CNN is pretty much on a kate middleton's nips cycle.

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« Reply #412 on: September 14, 2012, 01:28:51 PM »
Any thoughts about the Muslim Brotherhood canceling planned protests?

They have a delicate grip on power. They saw an opportunity to co-opt a popular cause. Then they saw that crap had gotten out of hand and they tried to save face. The Ultras are running this show. Both the MB and the salafists have sent leaders out to try and calm things down. So has the local cleric most closely associated with the revolution. The ultras stole their bullhorns (and cellphones lol wtf) and kicked them the eff out.
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« Reply #413 on: September 14, 2012, 01:32:50 PM »
Felix, what would your boss think about the upcoming Felix Rex American Fast Food Foreign Option Blog?

He would read and contribute (like, if it wasnt actually connected to his livelihood). Actually, I may surreptitiously get a few quotes from him on it.
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« Reply #414 on: September 14, 2012, 01:33:23 PM »
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« Reply #415 on: September 14, 2012, 02:43:57 PM »
who are the ultras


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« Reply #416 on: September 14, 2012, 02:58:45 PM »
who are the ultras

Sidewinders of the Muslim faith

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« Reply #417 on: September 14, 2012, 02:59:53 PM »
who are the ultras

Sidewinders of the Muslim faith

Pretty much. I described them in an earlier post.
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« Reply #418 on: September 14, 2012, 03:11:22 PM »
An estimated 350 ultras have attacked a police force of about 200 at the US consulate in Alexandria. Are demanding that they be allowed to nail an Egyptian and Muslim flag to the consulate wall. Police have refused.

Maybe already on the news. Don't know.
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« Reply #419 on: September 14, 2012, 03:12:35 PM »
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« Reply #420 on: September 14, 2012, 03:12:53 PM »
protip to Alexandria Embassey Cat -> let them

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« Reply #421 on: September 14, 2012, 03:13:13 PM »
Something on the news about shootings at embassy in Tunisia today too.

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« Reply #422 on: September 14, 2012, 03:13:14 PM »
In Cairo, the ultras at the embassy have been pushed back to the cornishe (along the river a few blocks away). Lots of rock throwing and tear gas, no real gunfire as of a couple hours ago.
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« Reply #423 on: September 14, 2012, 03:18:15 PM »
thanks for the updates FR

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« Reply #424 on: September 14, 2012, 03:24:30 PM »
An estimated 350 ultras have attacked a police force of about 200 at the US consulate in Alexandria. Are demanding that they be allowed to nail an Egyptian and Muslim flag to the consulate wall. Police have refused.

Maybe already on the news. Don't know.

protip to Alexandria Embassey Cat -> let them

Why wouldn't they?  Or would certain political types call an act of good faith like the above "kowtowing to arabs"