Author Topic: felix rex moves to Cairo (Read 319859 times)

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1525 on:** July 09, 2013, 09:11:04 AM »

you would think that she would at least check out the place before agreeing to live there forever. sounds like the mormons might be needed to visit with her about jesus christ and joseph smith or whatever.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1526 on:** July 09, 2013, 09:59:26 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on July 09, 2013, 08:54:16 AM

But in all seriousness, DeVere, this sounds like a terrible idea. But to clarify, I would also say that if the boyfriend was an American on a different coast or something. Islam has nothing to do with it. I mean, they've been cybering for a year now, so how fundamentalist can he be, right.

I mentioned Islam in my story because, like hard core Christians, the men can be very controlling, and this guy was. All roses at first, and all thorns later.

DeVere Kalmar · « **Reply #1527 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:10:45 AM »

It's easy to believe that a head-over-heels in-love youngster could cook up something this boneheaded, but what doesn't make sense is her parents not questioning the deal thoroughly. My immediate reaction has been

. But my wife pointed out all we can do is ask questions and provide information. So I guess I just have to sit back and

.

michigancat · « **Reply #1528 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:13:34 AM »

Quote from: DeVere Kalmar on July 09, 2013, 10:10:45 AM

It's easy to believe that a head-over-heels in-love youngster could cook up something this boneheaded, but what doesn't make sense is her parents not questioning the deal thoroughly. My immediate reaction has been . But my wife pointed out all we can do is ask questions and provide information. So I guess I just have to sit back and .

I like this guy so far

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1529 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:16:55 AM »

kick his ass clint eastwood style, devere

Trim · « **Reply #1530 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:21:45 AM »

Quote from: OK Cat on July 09, 2013, 10:16:55 AM

kick his ass clint eastwood style, devere

Eventually Liam Neeson in Taken style.

DeVere Kalmar · « **Reply #1531 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:27:27 AM »

lol. this blog.

Oh, and FR, you didn't overstep anything. I welcome your honest, unedited opinion. If you feel up to it, could you put a percentage on chances she ends up a prisoner in her own home over there, in the center of 3 concentric circles, etc. Oh god.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1532 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:27:42 AM »

Quote from: Trim on July 09, 2013, 10:21:45 AM

Quote from: OK Cat on July 09, 2013, 10:16:55 AM
kick his ass clint eastwood style, devere

Eventually Liam Neeson in Taken style.

or Sally Field in Not Without My Daughter style.

steve dave · « **Reply #1533 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:28:54 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on July 09, 2013, 10:13:34 AM

Quote from: DeVere Kalmar on July 09, 2013, 10:10:45 AM
It's easy to believe that a head-over-heels in-love youngster could cook up something this boneheaded, but what doesn't make sense is her parents not questioning the deal thoroughly. My immediate reaction has been . But my wife pointed out all we can do is ask questions and provide information. So I guess I just have to sit back and .

I like this guy so far

yeah, he's pretty stud

SEK_EMAW · « **Reply #1534 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:48:44 AM »

Quote from: DeVere Kalmar on July 09, 2013, 10:27:27 AM

lol. this blog.

Oh, and FR, you didn't overstep anything. I welcome your honest, unedited opinion. If you feel up to it, could you put a percentage on chances she ends up a prisoner in her own home over there, in the center of 3 concentric circles, etc. Oh god.

DeVere Kalmar: stud/boss poster...especially for someone who has 22 year old granddaughter. I could never see my dad using the italics function.

felix rex · « **Reply #1535 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:50:21 AM »

Oh man. The three concentric circles thing is really taking off.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #1536 on:** July 09, 2013, 11:09:28 AM »

I swear to God, if I ever have a daughter...

I need to ensure future child is another boy. This scares the crap out of me.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #1537 on:** July 09, 2013, 12:30:41 PM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on July 09, 2013, 11:09:28 AM

I swear to God, if I ever have a daughter...

I need to ensure future child is another boy. This scares the crap out of me.

congrats on the kid panj.

felix rex · « **Reply #1538 on:** July 09, 2013, 01:23:58 PM »

Quote from: DeVere Kalmar on July 09, 2013, 10:27:27 AM

lol. this blog.

Oh, and FR, you didn't overstep anything. I welcome your honest, unedited opinion. If you feel up to it, could you put a percentage on chances she ends up a prisoner in her own home over there, in the center of 3 concentric circles, etc. Oh god.

Frankly, she sounds like the type who would take a spring break trip to the Caribbean and be all "I thought I could trust the bouncer."

I was on the fence before, but I know American students there now who know how to not go film a violent protest and get stabbed. When your primary motivation for studying in a country currently undergoing its second revolution in 2 years is a skype boyfriend, I lean toward no. It sounds like her primary support network has a 80-90 percent chance of disintegrating while she's there.

puniraptor · « **Reply #1539 on:** July 09, 2013, 01:24:53 PM »

How many boabs does she get?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1540 on:** July 09, 2013, 01:25:07 PM »

sounds to me like she's going to end up in a rape circle

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1541 on:** July 09, 2013, 01:34:41 PM »

Quote from: OK Cat on July 09, 2013, 01:25:07 PM

sounds to me like she's going to end up in a rape circle

Right after she picks up her baggage from the cart.

felix rex · « **Reply #1542 on:** July 09, 2013, 04:13:36 PM »

I could provide context, but it wouldn't help.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #1543 on:** July 09, 2013, 04:29:33 PM »

This thread is the giving tree.

Benja · « **Reply #1544 on:** July 09, 2013, 06:15:59 PM »

Haven't ever spoke about something specific on goEMAW before, but this thread was mentioned at 4th of July family gathering. Sounds like im not the only one. So many amazing elements.

Congrats on the incoming kid Felix rex. Do you know exactly when you will be heading back?

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #1545 on:** July 09, 2013, 06:31:20 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on July 09, 2013, 04:13:36 PM

I could provide context, but it wouldn't help.

I love the pyramids and all tourist sites that have Kalashnikov-toting security.

Rams · « **Reply #1546 on:** July 09, 2013, 09:08:49 PM »

let's be honest, the way it sounds, if the civil war doesn't get this girl, something else will...regardless of whether she's in egypt or north dakota.

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #1547 on:** July 09, 2013, 09:36:30 PM »

What could possibly go wrong, guys?

AndrewVonLintel · « **Reply #1548 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:25:32 PM »

Quote from: SEK_EMAW on July 09, 2013, 10:48:44 AM

Quote from: DeVere Kalmar on July 09, 2013, 10:27:27 AM
lol. this blog.

Oh, and FR, you didn't overstep anything. I welcome your honest, unedited opinion. If you feel up to it, could you put a percentage on chances she ends up a prisoner in her own home over there, in the center of 3 concentric circles, etc. Oh god.

DeVere Kalmar: stud/boss poster...especially for someone who has 22 year old granddaughter. I could never see my dad using the italics function.

hemmy · « **Reply #1549 on:** July 10, 2013, 12:43:00 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on July 08, 2013, 06:11:16 PM

It will be leaked The Firm style after hemmy prints the thread but one page falls under the machine.

all my archives end up in the salt mines in Hutch.