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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #150 on: March 10, 2012, 02:56:02 PM »
Got the scanner app too.  Pretty quiet.  Someone in a white Libcoln getting a DUI in Holiday Inn parking lot.

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #151 on: March 10, 2012, 02:58:38 PM »
600 block of Osage, 8th and Vattier, scramble the bogies!

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #152 on: March 10, 2012, 03:05:54 PM »
Mulch is on fire at 1300 Marlatt!  This is awful!  I am headed to rd's panic room!

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« Reply #153 on: March 10, 2012, 03:16:59 PM »
2 BAT (blood alcohol testing) vans have been deployed!

If you are drinking and you even consider driving look out!  BATVAN!

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #154 on: March 10, 2012, 03:44:35 PM »
Mulch is on fire at 1300 Marlatt!  This is awful!  I am headed to rd's panic room!

Good god, you left the panic room :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #155 on: March 10, 2012, 03:46:17 PM »
You're doing a great service to the emaw community Limestone!  Keep it up!   :ksu:

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #156 on: March 10, 2012, 03:49:46 PM »
Not even fathoming leaving the securtity of my basement cocoon.   :ohno:

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« Reply #157 on: March 10, 2012, 04:08:20 PM »
Getting fairly hammered.  Almost time to begin my violent trash fueled orgy.

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« Reply #158 on: March 10, 2012, 04:58:26 PM »
I'm going off the grid but will come back on when the final hours near.  I want to say I enjoyed knowing all of you. I'll try and make it through but there isnt much hope from the sounds of things...

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« Reply #159 on: March 10, 2012, 05:19:44 PM »
Downloaded 5-0 Radio police scanner app. Townies are filing a lot of "citizen reports", aka being narcs. Undoubtedly doing a lot of this:  :shakesfist:

Oh man. What a fun app for today. Love the "combative female behind champs" and the "same guy reporting every little thing and none of them are violations".
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« Reply #160 on: March 10, 2012, 05:42:54 PM »
Currently at Tasty China House.  Interesting wait staffing seem to have separate waiters for Asian and non- asian customers.  Separate is not equal I do not like ordering Chinese food from gingers.

Also no orgies yet :(

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #161 on: March 10, 2012, 05:54:51 PM »
Retreated to Colbert Hills.  Riding this out with the rich folk.  They seem nervous but keeping spirits up.  The men are forming perimeters on the first green.

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #162 on: March 10, 2012, 06:11:29 PM »
Bill and Sharon leading a prayer for safety up here.  I ordered a beer and they all recoiled.

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« Reply #163 on: March 10, 2012, 06:34:27 PM »
No one god can save them from the fury to be unleashed.

Also order a scotch and water to appease the natives until hell rains down on their doorsteps.


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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #164 on: March 10, 2012, 06:38:36 PM »
"same guy reporting every little thing and none of them are violations"

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #165 on: March 10, 2012, 07:54:26 PM »
Only reports are coming from Ogden.   Students waiting, gathering steam for orgy, litter/riot or just puss out?

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« Reply #166 on: March 10, 2012, 10:29:00 PM »
Hippy kid picking through the trash for recyclables at the station.

Since I am the only participant what do I win for best photo?

P.S. tmcats was right do you see what is happening to our fair town?  If we allow this debauchery to continue unchecked everyone will be in wool socks and Birkenstock's within five years.  At that point this dirty hippery will not be contained within the sodomites of third street (a.k.a. The chef).  Instead it will thrive as an uncheckable disease.

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« Reply #167 on: March 11, 2012, 11:22:05 AM »
In the ville currently.  FPD is off to a rather muted start.  House parties seem to be warming up.  Foot traffic is minimal in the ville.  Police presence is high.

goEMAW will have a prize for best FPD photo.  Keep up all updates!

What did I win???

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #168 on: March 11, 2012, 08:14:10 PM »
great job Limestone. I enjoyed this.
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #169 on: March 12, 2012, 12:18:59 AM »
"Oh, hey, look a 4 bedroom/3 bath for $72,000.  What a great deal.  I'll fix it up then try and get the entire campus to change because I am too cheap to live in a neighborhood that isn't next to the biggest bar district in the state."

I'm a student and I live in the student ghetto next to Aggieville.  It's about a two minute walk from my house to any location in the biggest bar district in the state.  Recently this middle aged couple moved in next door.  The cops never showed up anywhere around here because all the residents were college students.  Anything went every night of the week.  There could be gunshots and explosions at 2 AM on a Tuesday night and nobody would call the RCPD.  Guess what starts happening to all the houses on this street as soon as those fuckers moved in?  5-0 shows up for noise complaints on a nightly basis.  Wouldn't surprise me if FedUp is one of my bastard middle age neighbors.  At least they had the decency to eff off and leave MHK for FPD.

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #170 on: March 12, 2012, 01:12:55 PM »
The photo contest winner is... THE COLLEGIAN!!

http://issuu.com/ecollegian/docs/3.12.12/1

Sorry I can't pull the picture off the PDF file.
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #171 on: March 12, 2012, 01:17:22 PM »
The photo contest winner is... THE COLLEGIAN!!

http://issuu.com/ecollegian/docs/3.12.12/1

Sorry I can't pull the picture off the PDF file.

My goodness, that picture about sums it up. 

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #172 on: March 12, 2012, 02:07:04 PM »
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #173 on: March 12, 2012, 02:20:52 PM »
Quote from: Bob Strawn
folks need to turn the bright lights off this event ...

let it be.  all this negative attention only creates a more inviting environment for bad actors. 

too bad we can't make it something more than it is today. 

there was a lot of green around a'ville at noontime.  but i didn't notice anything outragious beyond the party atmosphere and number of rcpd circling.
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #174 on: March 12, 2012, 03:20:47 PM »
Quote from: Bob Strawn
folks need to turn the bright lights off this event ...

let it be.  all this negative attention only creates a more inviting environment for bad actors. 

too bad we can't make it something more than it is today. 

there was a lot of green around a'ville at noontime.  but i didn't notice anything outragious beyond the party atmosphere and number of rcpd circling.
:surprised:

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Fantastic thread.

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