Author Topic: Fake Patty's Day (Read 71862 times)

'taterblast · « **Reply #125 on:** March 09, 2012, 02:48:46 PM »

Quote from: 42 on March 09, 2012, 02:47:52 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on March 09, 2012, 02:46:51 PM
You guise, I'm afraid I'm going to run into filly tomorrow. What do I do if this akward exchange occurs?

give her this face

and then a

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #126 on:** March 09, 2012, 02:52:03 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on March 09, 2012, 02:48:46 PM

Quote from: 42 on March 09, 2012, 02:47:52 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on March 09, 2012, 02:46:51 PM
You guise, I'm afraid I'm going to run into filly tomorrow. What do I do if this akward exchange occurs?

give her this face

and then a

And then

with her drink/purse?

Trim · « **Reply #127 on:** March 09, 2012, 02:53:35 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on March 09, 2012, 02:52:03 PM

Quote from: emawblast on March 09, 2012, 02:48:46 PM
Quote from: 42 on March 09, 2012, 02:47:52 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on March 09, 2012, 02:46:51 PM
You guise, I'm afraid I'm going to run into filly tomorrow. What do I do if this akward exchange occurs?

give her this face

and then a
And then with her drink/purse?

No, have sex with her on Fed Up's lawn.

'taterblast · « **Reply #128 on:** March 09, 2012, 02:53:46 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on March 09, 2012, 02:52:03 PM

Quote from: emawblast on March 09, 2012, 02:48:46 PM
Quote from: 42 on March 09, 2012, 02:47:52 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on March 09, 2012, 02:46:51 PM
You guise, I'm afraid I'm going to run into filly tomorrow. What do I do if this akward exchange occurs?

give her this face

and then a
And then with her drink/purse?

to see this live would just... oh man. can you imagine?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #129 on:** March 09, 2012, 02:54:26 PM »

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #130 on:** March 09, 2012, 02:55:56 PM »

Pretty Jealous.

puniraptor · « **Reply #131 on:** March 09, 2012, 02:56:09 PM »

Anyone watching the mercury forums to see who is bragging about becoming a new member at goEMAW.com?

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #132 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:00:11 PM »

Fanning...do something she would least expect. I bet if you winked out her she wouldn't know what to do. Well...she probably want to take you back to her place but you're too busy drinking green beer with your boys.

DQ12 · « **Reply #133 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:05:20 PM »

Oh man.

This is why we need fake fake patty's day. We should've done it last weekend; nobody would even see it coming when there is mass, garbagey, sadistic groupsex happening in FedUp's yard.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #134 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:58:03 PM »

I know that FedUp is reading this, so I just wanted to point out that Manhattan probably wouldn't exist without the university (which means all of the fun-loving people that come with it).

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #135 on:** March 09, 2012, 04:07:10 PM »

Quote from: OK Cat on March 09, 2012, 03:58:03 PM

I know that FedUp is reading this, so I just wanted to point out that Manhattan probably wouldn't exist without the university (which means all of the fun-loving people that come with it).

Sounds like a disgruntled professor. The kind who walks to campus and teaches a 101 class ( the type with a 40% attendance rate, lots of conversations, and easy finals).

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #136 on:** March 09, 2012, 04:21:06 PM »

did i ever tell you guys about the fake pattys day that i puked on a lawn and then passed out the porch right after i dumped trash all over the yard. best day ever.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #137 on:** March 09, 2012, 04:46:03 PM »

Quote from: FedUp on March 09, 2012, 01:53:55 PM

Funny, just had to sign this to chime-in here:

"You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law."

The funny thing about this is all of the glaring inaccuracies about this issue that have been posted here. But I don't expect any of you to know anything since none of you are actually a decision-maker or member of any of the organizations and entities you are criticizing.

The wisdom of the room here would seem to be summarized as "hey, why can't everyone just leave us poor, trampled revelers alone and let FPD be whatever happens naturally. Boo Hoo."

Could we perhaps grow up a bit and recognize that stakeholders in this community have as much right to peaceful enjoyment of our homes, businesses, and public places as you do? I don't think that it is too much to ask not to have our homes broken into, passed out people on our porches vomiting, 20 gallons of litter on our lawns, and vicious assaults in our driveways. I have seen all of this on my property. No one has the right to do that for any reason, period.

If you put-out entitled brats think we "townies" are too big a problem for you to handle and don't like the outcry, then you people can get out of town with the rest of the idiots who come here from abroad to commit mayhem and go create your own community to destroy. In the meantime, I will advocate as much attention and force as necessary to ensure that actual stakeholders help us live up to being one of America's best midwestern communities. It's too bad your pride doesn't extend much beyond ignorance, vulgarity, drunkenness, and disrespect of anyone else who disagrees with you.

Flame away. I won't be reading or replying. Make yourselves feel good telling me how it is.

Look here friend, just because your hippie "bicycle shop" (weed dispensary?) can't attract customers doesn't mean you should try and ruin the fun for the rest of us. If you're so concerned about a little bit of drinkin' and possibly some random sex occurring in or around your lawn you should do the sensible thing and move to out to the west side of town with the rest of the tucks. Also, what the eff did you think was going to happen in a bar district? Kids going out after a test and casually sipping on some Hamms? No, it's a college bar district. It's one rough ridin' day. You should be used to days of zero business.

Go Cats?

steve dave · « **Reply #138 on:** March 09, 2012, 04:48:02 PM »

and EMAWmeister blows the doors off this thing

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #139 on:** March 10, 2012, 09:31:51 AM »

Wait... That bike shop sells weed???

steve dave · « **Reply #140 on:** March 10, 2012, 09:32:57 AM »

Quote from: BeanTownCat on March 10, 2012, 09:31:51 AM

Wait... That bike shop sells weed???

yes, everyone knows that

LickNeckey · « **Reply #141 on:** March 10, 2012, 09:58:49 AM »

In the ville currently. FPD is off to a rather muted start. House parties seem to be warming up. Foot traffic is minimal in the ville. Police presence is high.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #142 on:** March 10, 2012, 10:04:53 AM »

Quote from: LickNeckey on March 10, 2012, 09:58:49 AM

In the ville currently. FPD is off to a rather muted start. House parties seem to be warming up. Foot traffic is minimal in the ville. Police presence is high.

goEMAW will have a prize for best FPD photo. Keep up all updates!

LickNeckey · « **Reply #143 on:** March 10, 2012, 10:13:17 AM »

Food vendors and increased port a potty availability are nice.

Increased cops in utv's isn't.

billyzabka · « **Reply #144 on:** March 10, 2012, 10:23:14 AM »

Chartered a party bus from wichita to manhattan

Rolling through herington

BleedingPurple7 · « **Reply #145 on:** March 10, 2012, 11:21:53 AM »

Need more updates for those not fortunate enough to attend

Trim · « **Reply #146 on:** March 10, 2012, 11:35:24 AM »

http://www.aggievillelive.com/camera.aspx?id=27

LickNeckey · « **Reply #147 on:** March 10, 2012, 11:57:46 AM »

Things are picking up in the ville. Reports are house parties are raging.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #148 on:** March 10, 2012, 02:17:45 PM »

Downloaded 5-0 Radio police scanner app. Townies are filing a lot of "citizen reports", aka being narcs. Undoubtedly doing a lot of this:

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #149 on:** March 10, 2012, 02:39:48 PM »

I really hope someone made a shirt that says "There's nothing fake about this orgy - Bob Strawn"