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« Reply #450 on: December 29, 2014, 04:19:22 PM »

GOOD DAMMIT MOTHER rough rider! I won't be able to take a proper crap for weeks now. This is one of my true nightmares.

craziest thing is they can come up at any time, like an eel in its hole

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« Reply #451 on: December 29, 2014, 04:23:17 PM »


Just add like a 1" dome of silicone.  #Fixed.

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« Reply #452 on: December 29, 2014, 04:25:03 PM »

GOOD DAMMIT MOTHER rough rider! I won't be able to take a proper crap for weeks now. This is one of my true nightmares.

craziest thing is they can come up at any time, like an eel in its hole
Seriously just eff off with all that. When I was a kid my brother who knew i was terrified of snakes told me he saw a snake come out of our toilet. I had to hover crap for weeks after that.

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« Reply #453 on: December 29, 2014, 04:25:17 PM »

GOOD DAMMIT MOTHER rough rider! I won't be able to take a proper crap for weeks now. This is one of my true nightmares.

fix:

place this in the toilet tank and flush twice



is that little fella legally imported son?

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« Reply #454 on: December 29, 2014, 04:28:23 PM »

GOOD DAMMIT MOTHER rough rider! I won't be able to take a proper crap for weeks now. This is one of my true nightmares.

fix:

place this in the toilet tank and flush twice



is that little fella legally imported son?

direct your question to Home Depot, not me.

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« Reply #455 on: December 29, 2014, 04:30:21 PM »
QUIT rough ridin' JOKING AROUND GUYS! Snakes coming out of toilets is not funny. If this ever actually happened to me game rough ridin' over, my heart would explode.

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« Reply #456 on: December 29, 2014, 04:31:13 PM »
it's not like it's a spider or a clown, chill the eff out gooch

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« Reply #457 on: December 29, 2014, 04:32:09 PM »
QUIT rough ridin' JOKING AROUND GUYS! Snakes coming out of toilets is not funny. If this ever actually happened to me game rough ridin' over, my heart would explode.

Like, that's not even something that will realistically happen.

Everyone should be far more concerned about a spider crawling all over your hangydown parts mid-deuce.

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« Reply #458 on: December 29, 2014, 04:33:23 PM »
its those snakes on a plane that you really have to watch out for

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« Reply #459 on: December 29, 2014, 04:34:12 PM »

Everyone should be far more concerned about a spider crawling all over your hangydown parts mid-deuce.

uncle mark got brown recluse'd on his ass in an outhouse in the 70s

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« Reply #460 on: December 29, 2014, 04:36:03 PM »
the toilet is probably just as afraid of a snake popping out of you

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« Reply #461 on: December 29, 2014, 04:37:02 PM »
Guyz, gonna share some old pics from a couple years ago. Long Story short I got a great deal on my GPA's old house...Only problem was it had not been updated since the mid 80's.

5 layers of wall paper in the living room/dining room, etc etc.

Upstairs when I moved in





Upstairs after



**Really regret going that dark of green**



« Last Edit: December 29, 2014, 10:34:52 PM by ben ji »

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« Reply #462 on: December 29, 2014, 04:42:06 PM »
none of the "after" pics work

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« Reply #463 on: December 29, 2014, 04:45:39 PM »
maybe we have to 'shop what we think the result was based on descriptions alone

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« Reply #464 on: December 29, 2014, 04:55:46 PM »
Dammit Tobias, there was actual plumbing in the '70's.


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« Reply #465 on: December 29, 2014, 09:34:12 PM »
weekend project finished, sanded and painted the master bedroom door to match the trim i am putting up throughout the house.  also went with the updated hardware as the original 1960 brass look is out.  only 18 more doors to go   :lol:


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Re: handyman-ness
« Reply #466 on: December 29, 2014, 09:35:46 PM »
Weird I can't see your yeard from this angle

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« Reply #467 on: December 29, 2014, 09:37:01 PM »
it's the shadow in the lower left

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« Reply #468 on: December 29, 2014, 09:37:46 PM »
Crap, watch that yeard of yours. It would suck balls to get that thing caught in a drill.


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« Reply #469 on: December 29, 2014, 09:43:37 PM »
someone check the local kc home depot board to see if they have a handy man class for posting after pictures for benji.

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« Reply #470 on: December 29, 2014, 09:46:11 PM »
someone check the local kc home depot board to see if they have a handy man class for posting after pictures for benji.
I thought maybe the joke was that he hadn't actually done anything

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« Reply #471 on: December 29, 2014, 09:47:17 PM »
someone check the local kc home depot board to see if they have a handy man class for posting after pictures for benji.

by the looks of it its gonna take more than 1 class, maybe a series?

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« Reply #472 on: December 29, 2014, 10:35:03 PM »
nope

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« Reply #473 on: December 29, 2014, 10:38:21 PM »
ben ji, i mean, if you need some help getting pics to show, just ask  :dunno:

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« Reply #474 on: December 29, 2014, 10:41:39 PM »
:lol: ben ji was typing up a long as post and was oblivious to the posting that was going on. :lol:


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