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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2200 on: February 19, 2020, 11:20:26 AM »
a coworker warmed up wax to wax her eyebrows in the break room microwave
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« Reply #2201 on: February 19, 2020, 12:12:36 PM »
a coworker warmed up wax to wax her eyebrows in the break room microwave

That person is a sociopath.
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« Reply #2202 on: February 19, 2020, 12:13:18 PM »
probably the same person that clips her fingernails at her desk

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« Reply #2203 on: February 19, 2020, 12:19:11 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2204 on: February 19, 2020, 12:43:10 PM »
a coworker warmed up wax to wax her eyebrows in the break room microwave

That person is a sociopath.

This coworker also worked at Sea World during the Blackfish incident. She swam with the manatees. She said the Orca people were very arrogant and looked down on all the other people. She didn't quite say they got what was coming, but she certainly described quite a bit of hubris.
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« Reply #2205 on: February 19, 2020, 01:15:19 PM »
a coworker warmed up wax to wax her eyebrows in the break room microwave

That person is a sociopath.

This coworker also worked at Sea World during the Blackfish incident. She swam with the manatees. She said the Orca people were very arrogant and looked down on all the other people. She didn't quite say they got what was coming, but she certainly described quite a bit of hubris.

The Orca people taunt and smirk at everyone else in the lunch room

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« Reply #2206 on: February 19, 2020, 01:25:40 PM »
if i was an orca person, i'm sure i would look down on the seal people also. 

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« Reply #2207 on: February 19, 2020, 01:40:33 PM »
I already look down on the seal people
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2209 on: February 19, 2020, 01:57:26 PM »
if i was an orca person, i'm sure i would look down on the seal people also.
I already look down on the seal people
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« Reply #2210 on: February 19, 2020, 01:58:26 PM »
Orca crew are the fighter pilots of sea world, no doubt about it.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2211 on: February 25, 2020, 01:26:52 PM »
Next year we will have Nov. 11th off as a holiday.  It falls on a Wednesday.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2212 on: May 25, 2020, 09:34:48 PM »
Great news everyone. As you may recall about a year ago my coworker Ted found romance. At last check (pre covid) they were planning to get married on a cruise later this summer. Well you guys...according to Facebook Ted and his blushing bride were married this weekend in his living room via zoom. Matching tee shirts. assault rifle wilding bride and groom cake toppers. I was not invited so I'm just going off photos but it looks incredible.

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« Reply #2213 on: May 25, 2020, 09:53:46 PM »
 :love: That's great news! Cheering for those two!  :ksu:

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« Reply #2214 on: May 25, 2020, 10:56:08 PM »
Ted! We are back, baby!
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2215 on: May 26, 2020, 08:29:34 AM »
I always knew that Ted would find true love, happy for the guy!

You should send him a card and sign all of our names on it so he knows how many people are rooting for him in this adventure called love.

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