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My New Neighbor is a Cop *UPDATE EDITION
« on: March 09, 2010, 11:27:15 PM »
Should I be worried? Also I am pretty sure he is a K-9 unit. Anybody have any prior knowledge on this type of situation?


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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 11:29:38 PM »
Quote from: asava on March 09, 2010, 11:27:15 PM
Should I be worried? Also I am pretty sure is K-9 unit. Anybody have ay prior knowledge on this type of situation?


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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 12:14:11 AM »
Quote from: asava on March 09, 2010, 11:27:15 PM
Should I be worried? Also I am pretty sure he is a K-9 unit. Anybody have any prior knowledge on this type of situation?


Ouch, how many days do you think it will take the dog to tunnel under your fence looking for a treat?
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 02:01:36 AM »
You're done for, buddy.  Time to move.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 07:17:35 AM »
Just line your fence with some stink bait.  It'll keep him busy for days.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 07:19:41 AM »
Is this dog the drug sniffing type or the crotch attacking type?
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 08:25:54 AM »
Gottta move your grow operation elsewhere my friend. Bummer.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2010, 08:51:39 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on March 10, 2010, 07:19:41 AM
Is this dog the drug sniffing type or the crotch attacking type?

this is a question that needs an answer. Just like why does steve dave ignore me on Twitter? I thought we were friends?

Quote from: WildCatzPhreak on March 10, 2010, 02:01:36 AM
You're done for, buddy.  Time to move.

except I'm the one that's moving in. I've made a huge mistake.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2010, 10:42:19 AM »
befriend him then you get to share in all the illegally confiscated evidence cops steal: weed, laptops, cars, guns, etc. 
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2010, 10:45:27 AM »
Take a dump on his lawn.
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2010, 11:16:56 AM »
Have you seen Lakeview Terrace.  :ohno:
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2010, 11:18:33 AM »
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on March 10, 2010, 11:16:56 AM
Have you seen Lakeview Terrace.  :ohno:

goddamnit..beat me to it.
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2010, 11:21:13 AM »
I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse.  Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't rough ridin' around.  If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart.  He will think you are a simpleton and can be mumped around with.  Let him know you are serious.  Only after this can you two truly be  :cheers:.  
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2010, 12:16:22 PM »
Feed the dog some snausages laced with rat poison.  Problem solved.  :users:
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« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2010, 12:31:45 PM »
I used to live next to TWO cops.  The dude was a murder detective and the wife was a big burly cop who scared me more than he did.  No K-9s though, just two ridic annoying chihuahuas.  They seemed to never want to talk about cop stuff or people to even know that they were cops, so that was good.  I also had a firefighter on the other side of me, fwiw.  And a school principal behind me. 
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2010, 12:43:19 PM »
Quote from: asava on March 10, 2010, 08:51:39 AM
Quote from: steve dave on March 10, 2010, 07:19:41 AM
Is this dog the drug sniffing type or the crotch attacking type?

this is a question that needs an answer. Just like why does steve dave ignore me on Twitter? I thought we were friends?

 :surprised:  I barely function on twitter.  If you said something to me chances are I missed it.  Sorry broseph, we're friends 
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2010, 02:29:58 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Wichita on March 10, 2010, 11:21:13 AM
I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse.  Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't rough ridin' around.  If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart.  He will think you are a simpleton and can be mumped around with.  Let him know you are serious.  Only after this can you two truly be  :cheers:.  

This.  Problem (quickly and completely) solved.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2010, 02:37:49 PM »
Quote from: jtksu on March 10, 2010, 02:29:58 PM
Quote from: Johnny Wichita on March 10, 2010, 11:21:13 AM
I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse.  Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't fracking around.  If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart.  He will think you are a simpleton and can be fracked around with.  Let him know you are serious.  Only after this can you two truly be  :cheers:.  

This.  Problem (quickly and completely) solved.

Should prolly finish with telling him he can never borrow you ladder either.  The guy is prolly planning to walk all over you as we type. 

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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2010, 03:27:48 PM »
Quote from: CNS Casey on March 10, 2010, 02:37:49 PM
Quote from: jtksu on March 10, 2010, 02:29:58 PM
Quote from: Johnny Wichita on March 10, 2010, 11:21:13 AM
I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse.  Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't fracking around.  If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart.  He will think you are a simpleton and can be fracked around with.  Let him know you are serious.  Only after this can you two truly be  :cheers:.  

This.  Problem (quickly and completely) solved.


Should prolly finish with telling him he can never borrow you ladder either.  The guy is prolly planning to walk all over you as we type.  



god damnit. he already has my lawn mower  :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2010, 03:50:35 PM »
Quote from: asava on March 10, 2010, 03:27:48 PM
Quote from: CNS Casey on March 10, 2010, 02:37:49 PM
Quote from: jtksu on March 10, 2010, 02:29:58 PM
Quote from: Johnny Wichita on March 10, 2010, 11:21:13 AM
I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse.  Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't fracking around.  If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart.  He will think you are a simpleton and can be fracked around with.  Let him know you are serious.  Only after this can you two truly be  :cheers:. 

This.  Problem (quickly and completely) solved.

god damnit. he already has my lawn mower  :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:

Should prolly finish with telling him he can never borrow you ladder either.  The guy is prolly planning to walk all over you as we type. 



WTF would you let him borrow anything?  Who do you call if he just keeps it forever?
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2010, 03:59:30 PM »
this is not looking good.
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« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2010, 05:55:54 PM »
Quote from: asava on March 10, 2010, 03:27:48 PM
Quote from: CNS Casey on March 10, 2010, 02:37:49 PM
Quote from: jtksu on March 10, 2010, 02:29:58 PM
Quote from: Johnny Wichita on March 10, 2010, 11:21:13 AM
I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse.  Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't fracking around.  If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart.  He will think you are a simpleton and can be fracked around with.  Let him know you are serious.  Only after this can you two truly be  :cheers:.  

This.  Problem (quickly and completely) solved.


Should prolly finish with telling him he can never borrow you ladder either.  The guy is prolly planning to walk all over you as we type.  



god damnit. he already has my lawn mower  :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:

why the hell does he have your mower at this time of year? you sir are never gonna see that mower again except when he is mowing his lawn
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2010, 07:11:12 PM »
Quote from: RonLongshaft on March 10, 2010, 05:55:54 PM
Quote from: asava on March 10, 2010, 03:27:48 PM
Quote from: CNS Casey on March 10, 2010, 02:37:49 PM
Quote from: jtksu on March 10, 2010, 02:29:58 PM
Quote from: Johnny Wichita on March 10, 2010, 11:21:13 AM
I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse.  Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't fracking around.  If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart.  He will think you are a simpleton and can be fracked around with.  Let him know you are serious.  Only after this can you two truly be  :cheers:.  

This.  Problem (quickly and completely) solved.



Should prolly finish with telling him he can never borrow you ladder either.  The guy is prolly planning to walk all over you as we type.  



god damnit. he already has my lawn mower  :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:

why the hell does he have your mower at this time of year? you sir are never gonna see that mower again except when he is mowing his lawn

Probably planting some type of wireless recording device up inside the handle. Watch what you do  and say in the garage.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2010, 07:26:52 PM »
The garage was going to be where I did all my illicit activities
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