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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2010, 09:19:55 PM »
Quote from: asava on March 10, 2010, 07:26:52 PM
The garage was going to be where I did all my illicit activities

Move.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2010, 09:24:53 PM »
Dissolve some cocaine in water and soak an inanimate object in it.  Then give it to the dog.  Will kill his sense of smell. 
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2010, 09:25:17 PM »
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2010, 09:29:33 PM »
I will keep everyone updated. I move in this weekend. As far as the moving, its not an option. Get over it. Unless you want to find me a house in the area that is decent, and pay to get out of my contract. Then we can talk.

And as far as illicit activities, i've decided that there are two types of people in this world the people who get caught with dead hookers in their garages and the people that don't (get caught).  lets do this.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2010, 09:33:46 PM »
Oh, good rough ridin' god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life.     :cheers:
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2010, 09:35:51 PM »
illicit or illegal?

also:
never invite him over.  never
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2010, 09:36:08 PM »
The biggest drug dealer I ever met was a cop, so they can't all be that bad right?
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2010, 09:36:25 PM »
Quote from: TBL on March 10, 2010, 09:33:46 PM
Oh, good fracking god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life.     :cheers:

This is the obvious first move.
then bust out the cocaine lines and see what he does
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2010, 09:37:38 PM »
Quote from: Chingon on March 10, 2010, 09:35:51 PM
illicit or illegal?

also:
never invite him over.  never

a little of both.

what wouldn't i invite him over.

Quote from: dobbie4ksu on March 10, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
The biggest drug dealer I ever met was a cop, so they can't all be that bad right?

just because you saw it on tv or a movie does not mean that you "knew" him.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2010, 09:44:40 PM »
Quote from: asava on March 10, 2010, 09:37:38 PM
Quote from: Chingon on March 10, 2010, 09:35:51 PM
illicit or illegal?

also:
never invite him over.  never

a little of both.

what wouldn't i invite him over.

Quote from: dobbie4ksu on March 10, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
The biggest drug dealer I ever met was a cop, so they can't all be that bad right?

just because you saw it on tv or a movie does not mean that you "knew" him.

Scott Cronk Emporia Police Department now Detective... I know him its ok, you dumb eff
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2010, 09:48:20 PM »
when are you going to interview him?!  :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2010, 09:48:43 PM »
Quote from: dobbie4ksu on March 10, 2010, 09:44:40 PM
Quote from: asava on March 10, 2010, 09:37:38 PM
Quote from: Chingon on March 10, 2010, 09:35:51 PM
illicit or illegal?

also:
never invite him over.  never

a little of both.

what wouldn't i invite him over.

Quote from: dobbie4ksu on March 10, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
The biggest drug dealer I ever met was a cop, so they can't all be that bad right?

just because you saw it on tv or a movie does not mean that you "knew" him.

Scott Cronk Emporia Police Department now Detective... I know him its ok, you dumb eff


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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2010, 09:50:17 PM »
Quote from: asava on March 10, 2010, 09:48:20 PM
when are you going to interview him?!  :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2010, 09:51:24 PM »
Quote from: TBL on March 10, 2010, 09:33:46 PM
Oh, good rough ridin' god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life.     :cheers:

I think you may be underreacting here
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2010, 09:55:31 PM »
Quote from: ChiCat on March 10, 2010, 09:51:24 PM
Quote from: TBL on March 10, 2010, 09:33:46 PM
Oh, good rough ridin' god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life.     :cheers:

I think you may be underreacting here

True. This is Asava "The Don" we're talking about here.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2010, 10:00:42 PM »
Quote from: TBL on March 10, 2010, 09:55:31 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on March 10, 2010, 09:51:24 PM
Quote from: TBL on March 10, 2010, 09:33:46 PM
Oh, good rough ridin' god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life.     :cheers:

I think you may be underreacting here

True. This is Asava "The Don" we're talking about here.

I once saw asava talk a wide eyed freshmen into signing away his 4 years of college to campus organization that had policies against alcohol assumption and was founded by 6 bible beating christians.


WITH MY OWN TWO EYES
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2010, 10:09:39 PM »
Quote from: ben ji on March 10, 2010, 10:00:42 PM
Quote from: TBL on March 10, 2010, 09:55:31 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on March 10, 2010, 09:51:24 PM
Quote from: TBL on March 10, 2010, 09:33:46 PM
Oh, good rough ridin' god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life.     :cheers:

I think you may be underreacting here

True. This is Asava "The Don" we're talking about here.

I once saw asava talk a wide eyed freshmen into signing away his 4 years of college to campus organization that had policies against alcohol assumption and was founded by 6 bible beating christians.


WITH MY OWN TWO EYES

***Says through clenched teeth***  "The bastard!!!"
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2010, 10:43:37 PM »
Dont invite that mofo over.  He'll just strut around with his stupid flattop and reflective sunglasses, all the while ogling your wife and talking about perps he busted for lame crap like jaywalking.  Cops: ya know one, ya know 'em all.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2010, 10:46:48 PM »
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2010, 10:53:23 PM »
kill the dog.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #45 on: March 10, 2010, 10:58:29 PM »
Quote from: krazykat on March 10, 2010, 10:53:23 PM
kill the dog.

being a dog man myself, i don't think i would have what it takes.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #46 on: March 10, 2010, 11:30:49 PM »
Quote from: asava on March 10, 2010, 10:58:29 PM
Quote from: krazykat on March 10, 2010, 10:53:23 PM
kill the dog.

being a dog man myself, i don't think i would have what it takes.

I know a man that could do the job for you. His last name is molloy and I believe's hes had government training....
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #47 on: March 11, 2010, 12:10:25 AM »
Quote from: asava on March 10, 2010, 10:58:29 PM
Quote from: krazykat on March 10, 2010, 10:53:23 PM
kill the dog.

being a dog man myself, i don't think i would have what it takes.
I'll do it. Allergies.
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #48 on: March 11, 2010, 12:19:21 AM »
Quote from: ben ji on March 10, 2010, 11:30:49 PM
Quote from: asava on March 10, 2010, 10:58:29 PM
Quote from: krazykat on March 10, 2010, 10:53:23 PM
kill the dog.

being a dog man myself, i don't think i would have what it takes.

I know a man that could do the job for you. His last name is molloy and I believe's hes had government training....

lol
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Re: My New Neighbor is a Cop
« Reply #49 on: March 11, 2010, 03:15:24 AM »
try to kill him.


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