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What fanning learned at church
« on: February 19, 2012, 11:24:49 AM »
Amazing stuff today guys. You can do a ton of horrible things in life, get baptized, and your slate is clean. Man, let the games begin. I'm putting together a list. Joe Davis and KansasCitySportsFan are at the top of that list.  :emawkid:


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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2012, 11:33:06 AM »
How was the talent in the service this morning?
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2012, 11:37:25 AM »
Quote from: wetwillie on February 19, 2012, 11:33:06 AM
How was the talent in the service this morning?
Really nice.  :thumbs: But most we're married.  :cry:
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2012, 12:16:07 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on February 19, 2012, 11:37:25 AM
Quote from: wetwillie on February 19, 2012, 11:33:06 AM
How was the talent in the service this morning?
Really nice.  :thumbs: But most we're married.  :cry:

Since when has that stopped you you home wrecking son of a bitch?
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2012, 12:17:57 PM »
Quote from: kim carnes on February 19, 2012, 12:16:07 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on February 19, 2012, 11:37:25 AM
Quote from: wetwillie on February 19, 2012, 11:33:06 AM
How was the talent in the service this morning?
Really nice.  :thumbs: But most we're married.  :cry:

Since when has that stopped you you home wrecking son of a bitch?

FUNDAMENTALS FANNING
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2012, 12:20:18 PM »
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on February 19, 2012, 12:17:57 PM
Quote from: kim carnes on February 19, 2012, 12:16:07 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on February 19, 2012, 11:37:25 AM
Quote from: wetwillie on February 19, 2012, 11:33:06 AM
How was the talent in the service this morning?
Really nice.  :thumbs: But most we're married.  :cry:

Since when has that stopped you you home wrecking son of a bitch?

FUNDAMENTALS FANNING
:lol:
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2012, 05:51:42 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on February 19, 2012, 11:37:25 AM
Quote from: wetwillie on February 19, 2012, 11:33:06 AM
How was the talent in the service this morning?
Really nice.  :thumbs: But most we're married.  :cry:

man, that is just egregious
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2012, 07:11:14 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on February 19, 2012, 11:24:49 AM
Amazing stuff today guys. You can do a ton of horrible things in life, get baptized, and your slate is clean. Man, let the games begin. I'm putting together a list. Joe Davis and KansasCitySportsFan are at the top of that list.  :emawkid:

sorry fanning. now that you know baptism will make you clean, you either choose it right now or choose to revel in being fanning.

you're at a fork in the road. t's and p's bro.
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2012, 07:17:42 PM »
Quote from: j-dub on February 19, 2012, 07:11:14 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on February 19, 2012, 11:24:49 AM
Amazing stuff today guys. You can do a ton of horrible things in life, get baptized, and your slate is clean. Man, let the games begin. I'm putting together a list. Joe Davis and KansasCitySportsFan are at the top of that list.  :emawkid:

sorry fanning. now that you know baptism will make you clean, you either choose it right now or choose to revel in being fanning.

you're at a fork in the road. t's and p's bro.

or, just confess sins and ask for forgiveness later.
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2012, 07:55:27 PM »
Yeah, that's why being Catholic rules.  I can do whatever the eff I want as long as I hit up some confession every once in a while.
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2012, 08:05:24 PM »
As long as you don't die in between confessions jt!
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2012, 10:28:54 PM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 19, 2012, 08:05:24 PM
As long as you don't die in between confessions jt!

Probly my biggest fear.
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2012, 11:26:59 PM »
Sorry to spoil your fun, but if you aren't making a conscious effort to stop sinning, then the confession is null and void.

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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2012, 11:42:44 PM »
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2012, 11:57:37 PM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 19, 2012, 11:26:59 PM
Sorry to spoil your fun, but if you aren't making a conscious effort to stop sinning, then the confession is null and void.

[/krugerdome]

No Way...  :jerk:
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2012, 07:41:51 AM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 19, 2012, 11:26:59 PM
Sorry to spoil your fun, but if you aren't making a conscious effort to stop sinning, then the confession is null and void.

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link?
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2012, 08:24:01 AM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 19, 2012, 11:26:59 PM
Sorry to spoil your fun, but if you aren't making a conscious effort to stop sinning, then the confession is null and void.

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any evidence backing up your ridiculous claim?
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2012, 09:38:39 AM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 19, 2012, 11:26:59 PM
Sorry to spoil your fun, but if you aren't making a conscious effort to stop sinning, then the confession is null and void.

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Literally the opposite of what it says in the Bible. 
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2012, 10:01:21 AM »
Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2012, 09:38:39 AM
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 19, 2012, 11:26:59 PM
Sorry to spoil your fun, but if you aren't making a conscious effort to stop sinning, then the confession is null and void.

[/krugerdome]

Literally the opposite of what it says in the Bible. 

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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2012, 10:17:24 AM »
I bet some of you went to Hayden didn't you...
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2012, 10:23:25 AM »
Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on February 20, 2012, 10:17:24 AM
I bet some of you went to Hayden didn't you...

no, not from kansas
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2012, 11:15:01 AM »
Something is not a sin if you did not know it was a sin.  So just claim ignorance.  :crossfingers:
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2012, 11:17:52 AM »
Also, when you are drunk, anything you do is not a sin.  Cause you are impaired, so just stay drunk all the time.   :drink:
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2012, 11:23:53 AM »
Quote from: Bloodfart on February 20, 2012, 11:17:52 AM
Also, when you are drunk, anything you do is not a sin.  Cause you are impaired, so just stay drunk all the time.   :drink:

Man, this really makes a stereotype make sense now.
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2012, 11:31:05 AM »
Do you guys really want me to defend my post?

Like bloodfart says, if you stay ignorant its not a sin either! (this is also wrong btw)

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