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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2012, 11:36:54 AM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 20, 2012, 11:31:05 AM
Do you guys really want me to defend my post?

Like bloodfart says, if you stay ignorant its not a sin either! (this is also wrong btw)



 :peek:  Shuuuut  uuuup man.  

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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2012, 11:48:14 AM »
It's too late for that now bloodfart!  I did really enjoy that post, though.

Quote from: Catecism of the Catholic Church
IV. Interior Penance

1430 Jesus' call to conversion and penance, like that of the prophets before him, does not aim first at outward works, "sackcloth and ashes," fasting and mortification, but at the conversion of the heart, interior conversion. Without this, such penances remain sterile and false; however, interior conversion urges expression in visible signs, gestures and works of penance.23

http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0015/__P4A.HTM
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2012, 12:06:57 PM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 20, 2012, 11:48:14 AM
It's too late for that now bloodfart!  I did really enjoy that post, though.

Quote from: Catecism of the Catholic Church
IV. Interior Penance

1430 Jesus' call to conversion and penance, like that of the prophets before him, does not aim first at outward works, "sackcloth and ashes," fasting and mortification, but at the conversion of the heart, interior conversion. Without this, such penances remain sterile and false; however, interior conversion urges expression in visible signs, gestures and works of penance.23

http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0015/__P4A.HTM

I like what you're saying, but it's people like you that cost me BJ's for the rest of my life.  Atleast the good kind.  Someone told my wife about the whole "man shall not go around spilling his seed." 

Life has not been the same since. 
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2012, 12:08:17 PM »
Tell your wife she can give you a BJ, but when you "spill your seed" is has to be with your P in her V.

EDIT: Unless that's what your "at least the good ones" phrase was about. Then I can't help you out brother.
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2012, 12:10:28 PM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 20, 2012, 12:08:17 PM
Tell your wife she can give you a BJ, but when you "spill your seed" is has to be with your P in her V.

Dude I know... NFP  :gocho:
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2012, 12:12:14 PM »
Quote from: Bloodfart on February 20, 2012, 12:10:28 PM
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 20, 2012, 12:08:17 PM
Tell your wife she can give you a BJ, but when you "spill your seed" is has to be with your P in her V.

Dude I know... NFP  :gocho:

T's and P's man.
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2012, 12:13:45 PM »
Odd that you went with  the more clinical P and V.  I generally go with D and P.
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #32 on: February 20, 2012, 12:15:03 PM »
just read the entire bible (king james) cover to cover and it does not say anything about this.  next. 
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #33 on: February 20, 2012, 12:18:08 PM »
I'm destroying ignorance for the Catholics only. Everyone else if off the hook here!  :ksu:
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2012, 12:47:02 PM »
reliquistis ex deus  ... diabolica donec in finem.

Make your own rules, then live by them.
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2012, 01:08:02 PM »
Quote from: jtksu on February 20, 2012, 12:13:45 PM
Odd that you went with  the more clinical P and V.  I generally go with D and P.

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Re: What fanning learned at church
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2012, 04:56:21 PM »
Quote from: Bloodfart on February 20, 2012, 12:10:28 PM
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 20, 2012, 12:08:17 PM
Tell your wife she can give you a BJ, but when you "spill your seed" is has to be with your P in her V.

Dude I know... NFP  :gocho:

NFP!  :surprised:

NEVER. WOULD. HAVE. BELIEVED. IT. BLOODFART. NEVER.
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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2012, 05:29:28 PM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 20, 2012, 12:18:08 PM
I'm destroying ignorance for the Catholics only. Everyone else if off the hook here!  :ksu:

i'm not sure you are. i was baptised catholic and can do anything i want as a result. sorry people who weren't. have fun with your shitty lives acting all good and stuff because you think it will make a difference when it all goes down.  :lol:
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2012, 05:35:55 PM »
Quote from: rick daris on February 20, 2012, 05:29:28 PM
i'm not sure you are. i was baptised catholic and can do anything i want as a result. sorry people who weren't. have fun with your shitty lives acting all good and stuff because you think it will make a difference when it all goes down.  :lol:

To clarify, I meant practicing Catholics.
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2012, 05:47:56 PM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on February 20, 2012, 05:35:55 PM
Quote from: rick daris on February 20, 2012, 05:29:28 PM
i'm not sure you are. i was baptised catholic and can do anything i want as a result. sorry people who weren't. have fun with your shitty lives acting all good and stuff because you think it will make a difference when it all goes down.  :lol:

To clarify, I meant practicing Catholics.

Swiftcat, serious question..

Do you find it difficult to conduct yourself on goEMAW/as a sports fan in general with a good conscience?

I definitely have difficulties at times..


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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2012, 05:50:23 PM »
I rock a scapular 24/7 to keep me in the good graces between confessions.  :cool:
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #42 on: February 20, 2012, 05:53:25 PM »
That Jesus guy is great. I mean he died for our sins you guys.
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #43 on: February 20, 2012, 05:55:24 PM »
Quote from: j-dub on February 20, 2012, 05:47:56 PM
Swiftcat, serious question..

Do you find it difficult to conduct yourself on goEMAW/as a sports fan in general with a good conscience?

I definitely have difficulties at times..


Not really? I mean, for the most part, everything I say on here is meant to be a joke, it's not meant to offending anyone.
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #44 on: February 20, 2012, 06:21:38 PM »
srsly how has this thread avoided being excommunicated to the Dome?
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Re: What fanning learned at church
« Reply #45 on: February 20, 2012, 08:19:35 PM »
NFP ... Pffft!

A box of wine and some astro glide and she will keep you from dying of DSB young chap.
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