I miss the crazy kid on GPC that would get PI'ed and then use some goofy metric to prove how he earned six figures by being a personal trainer, even though he had no idea how much he really made.
Can't remember his name.
Close second was the super religious guy that had Hulk Hogan as his avatar, was practically Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), and made money by owning a laundromat, or something like that.