Author Topic: who is your favorite non-goEMAW emaw poster? (Read 14507 times)

Bloodfart · « **Reply #50 on:** February 03, 2012, 11:55:52 PM »

BLISTERTAINT

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #51 on:** February 05, 2012, 12:19:28 AM »

raulazul from the ucla boards. my idol. so positive.

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #52 on:** February 05, 2012, 12:20:36 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 03, 2012, 11:24:58 PM

oh man, forgot about hulk guy. he liked dogs alot iirc. would always post pics of his dogs and stuff with his hulk pics.

i made dvd's for him during the FFF dod. he lived in an upscale mhk trailer park.

Trim · « **Reply #53 on:** February 05, 2012, 03:22:09 PM »

Skeetbag.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #54 on:** February 05, 2012, 03:37:11 PM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on February 03, 2012, 11:23:12 PM

Close second was the super religious guy that had Hulk Hogan as his avatar, was practically Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), and made money by owning a laundromat, or something like that.

Isn't this the same kid who supposedly also played semi pro football in Junction City? He freaked out big time when the Mike Vick stuff went down. That guy reminds me of the poster here named Dub.

Also I'd like to nominate Bate & Bate Jr. 1AM interactions.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #55 on:** February 05, 2012, 04:28:38 PM »

BarnOMatic

0.42 · « **Reply #56 on:** February 05, 2012, 08:55:42 PM »

scoops lukeahan

felix rex · « **Reply #57 on:** February 05, 2012, 10:44:29 PM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on February 05, 2012, 04:28:38 PM

BarnOMatic

Barn is a really cool dude. I mean, he lives in a kickass European city with his girlfriend Irinka, and that's not even in the top five of cool things. That's just something you can mention in passing while tipping back carlsbergs as barn explains how russian sensitivity to sovereignty in the Pankisi Gorge DID play a deciding role in forming the Bosman ruling and how that affected the prussian-esque rise of the bundesliga and, via the byzantine-infused concept of mutual reciprocity, a social value once primarily identified with the mass of post WWII Turkish immigrants, inadvertently crafted the backdoor key to full normalization of turkey's EU membership. That may get you past the velvet rope, if you are not distracted by Irinka, whose eastern European provenance is decidedly and delightfully ambiguous.

chunkles · « **Reply #58 on:** February 05, 2012, 11:30:53 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on February 05, 2012, 10:44:29 PM

Quote from: wes mantooth on February 05, 2012, 04:28:38 PM
BarnOMatic

Barn is a really cool dude. I mean, he lives in a kickass European city with his girlfriend Irinka, and that's not even in the top five of cool things. That's just something you can mention in passing while tipping back carlsbergs as barn explains how russian sensitivity to sovereignty in the Pankisi Gorge DID play a deciding role in forming the Bosman ruling and how that affected the prussian-esque rise of the bundesliga and, via the byzantine-infused concept of mutual reciprocity, a social value once primarily identified with the mass of post WWII Turkish immigrants, inadvertently crafted the backdoor key to full normalization of turkey's EU membership. That may get you past the velvet rope, if you are not distracted by Irinka, whose eastern European provenance is decidedly and delightfully ambiguous.

yeah, love barn. Too bad the mods would have to delete every other word if he posted here. BrevityOMatic would be like the bizarro version of BarnOMatic.

chunkles · « **Reply #59 on:** February 05, 2012, 11:32:54 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on February 05, 2012, 10:44:29 PM

Quote from: wes mantooth on February 05, 2012, 04:28:38 PM
BarnOMatic

Barn is a really cool dude. I mean, he lives in a kickass European city with his girlfriend Irinka, and that's not even in the top five of cool things. That's just something you can mention in passing while tipping back carlsbergs as barn explains how russian sensitivity to sovereignty in the Pankisi Gorge DID play a deciding role in forming the Bosman ruling and how that affected the prussian-esque rise of the bundesliga and, via the byzantine-infused concept of mutual reciprocity, a social value once primarily identified with the mass of post WWII Turkish immigrants, inadvertently crafted the backdoor key to full normalization of turkey's EU membership. That may get you past the velvet rope, if you are not distracted by Irinka, whose eastern European provenance is decidedly and delightfully ambiguous.

Also the things that stood out to me the most about your post were: sensitivity, role, prussian-esque, byzantine-infused, mutual, mass, backdoor, membership, velvet, ambiguous. Pretty obvious spy-porn code-speak, Feliximus Rex-your-wivesimus

chunkles · « **Reply #60 on:** February 05, 2012, 11:34:58 PM »

JesusLives is just rough ridin' breathtaking sometimes.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #61 on:** February 05, 2012, 11:37:17 PM »

Bloodnutz

felix rex · « **Reply #62 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:03:40 AM »

Quote from: chunkles on February 05, 2012, 11:32:54 PM

Quote from: felix rex on February 05, 2012, 10:44:29 PM
Quote from: wes mantooth on February 05, 2012, 04:28:38 PM
BarnOMatic

Feliximus Rex-your-wivesimus

I have not been called by that name in many, many years.

felix rex · « **Reply #63 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:10:20 AM »

Quote from: chunkles on February 05, 2012, 11:34:58 PM

JesusLives is just rough ridin' breathtaking sometimes.

Shameless. Skinbens and I know all about this.

Also, were you around for the HeLives version? So raw and pure in his clumsy devoutness as he found his legs. An uncaged but newly aware beast who had not yet learned the parlor tricks that tragically would both sustain and domesticate him.

Trim · « **Reply #64 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:15:42 AM »

OPJohn

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5555.0

felix rex · « **Reply #65 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:19:23 AM »

Oh, and a late vote for coltonbroadview, who earns (what we assume to be unintended) style points for sounding like a Hawthorne character, and deserves mention for his post complaining about team speed and subsequently describing a series of 40-yard races (timed by him) held over a loose soil feed lot fittingly representative of our heritage between his own wife and his border collie.

chunkles · « **Reply #66 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:30:39 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on February 06, 2012, 12:10:20 AM

Quote from: chunkles on February 05, 2012, 11:34:58 PM
JesusLives is just rough ridin' breathtaking sometimes.

Shameless. Skinbens and I know all about this.

Also, were you around for the HeLives version? So raw and pure in his clumsy devoutness as he found his legs. An uncaged but newly aware beast who had not yet learned the parlor tricks that tragically would both sustain and domesticate him.

Yeah, HeLives was not as steadfast. He must've died and rose again into JesusLives to smite the holy motherfuck crap out of us, the seediest of seedy underbellies in ksu sports message boards.

I almost mentioned Arrestacat, but he would get lazy in his pi'ing sometimes. JesusLives never quit hating us, just like Jesus would do if he was full of anger and hatred and read nothing but John Birch all the time.

BleedingPurple7 · « **Reply #67 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:31:19 AM »

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Barn is still a mod of sorts on KSF.

Other fav posters would probably include Mauser, JackLord, RonPrince, and 3HP

MakeItRain · « **Reply #68 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:34:03 AM »

Quote from: Trim on February 06, 2012, 12:15:42 AM

OPJohn

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5555.0

Holy crap, completely forgot about OPJohn, contest over.

slimz · « **Reply #69 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:35:54 AM »

I can't believe I can't remember his name, but the guy who was always coming up with pyramid schemes that were going to fund the athletic department and send it into TBoone territory.

steve dave · « **Reply #70 on:** February 06, 2012, 06:18:55 AM »

Quote from: slimz on February 06, 2012, 12:35:54 AM

I can't believe I can't remember his name, but the guy who was always coming up with pyramid schemes that were going to fund the athletic department and send it into TBoone territory.

did he actually sports message board? we must get him here if so. that thread was one of the ones from ksufans I will miss the most. remember that message board for geniuses only or whatever that he would run his ideas by. Like, hey fellow geniuses, I'm going to start a taco shop in aggieville named after a woman's vergina. thoughts?

felix rex · « **Reply #71 on:** February 06, 2012, 08:00:34 AM »

Booyah!

felix rex · « **Reply #72 on:** February 06, 2012, 09:36:25 AM »

Quote from: BleedingPurple7 on February 06, 2012, 12:31:19 AM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Barn is still a mod of sorts on KSF.

Other fav posters would probably include Mauser, JackLord, RonPrince, and 3HP

Yeah. Barn is still around. He just doesn't post much.

Cire · « **Reply #73 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:03:27 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 06, 2012, 06:18:55 AM

Quote from: slimz on February 06, 2012, 12:35:54 AM
I can't believe I can't remember his name, but the guy who was always coming up with pyramid schemes that were going to fund the athletic department and send it into TBoone territory.

did he actually sports message board? we must get him here if so. that thread was one of the ones from ksufans I will miss the most. remember that message board for geniuses only or whatever that he would run his ideas by. Like, hey fellow geniuses, I'm going to start a taco shop in aggieville named after a woman's vergina. thoughts?

I think he posted on ksufans once or gpc

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #74 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:47:41 AM »

http://www.stevepavlina.com/forums/business-financial/17490-starting-new-university.html