Poll

I think that Pondwater Jack Blasingame, II

should leave, I hate him and he wore out his welcome (cause I'm a squaw)
12 (27.3%)
should stay and be made a Moderater to rule all of us
5 (11.4%)
is like the Uncle I never had, givin out playboys and whisky, want him to stay but no power
17 (38.6%)
HERO sandwich
8 (18.2%)
should stay but only if OTR and Odell can keep him striaght
2 (4.5%)

Total Members Voted: 44

Voting closed: January 15, 2012, 04:10:42 PM

« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Down

Author Topic: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?  (Read 10024 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline the KHAN!

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1574
  • The Prince of Darkness and Sorrow
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2012, 01:44:18 AM »
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 12, 2012, 09:07:32 PM
Quote from: Stevesie60 on January 12, 2012, 05:53:27 PM
Who is Jack Blasingame?
Pondwater Jack Blasingame.  I have been called a lot of things over my life:

Pondwater Jack (workin at a katfish farm in the Delta)
Ole Pondwater (same as above)
Blackwater Jack (sewage treatment in Nitta Yuma)
Saltwater Jack (workin on the coast
Peanut Butter
Old Romance (Memphis)
One-eyed Jack (got two eyes, used to play cards a lot)
Silky Jack Blasingame (VFW dances)
Old Jacks, Old Jack
Uncle Scratch, Uncle Jack
Pool Cue

I have been called any and ALL of these names over my life.  I'll answer questions abou some but not all of them.  One of them I won't answer a damn thing about. None of your damn business so don't ask about it. 

I'll decide what I want to anser and waht I don't.  I'll do the shot callin without any help becasue that is HOW I, JACK BLASINGAME, runs things. 

Any qeastons?

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Aren't half of these nicknames for the Devil or something?
Logged
The Scheme Doctor
Up the Banana Wall

Offline wabash909

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6346
  • scattered all over like seeds in the wind
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2012, 07:15:33 AM »
Quote from: PUNITRATOR on January 13, 2012, 01:15:30 AM
Please tell how you earned the name Peanut Butter.

The same way he earned his name Ballsingag.


Logged
Texas Christian University coach Gary Patterson has been hired as Kansas State's 34th football coach, multiple sources have confirmed to GoPowercat.com.  Patterson replaces Ron Prince, who was fired Wednesday. - Tim Fitzgerald   Nov, 7, 2008

Offline pondwater jack

  • Boss. Highest Level.
  • Sons of the Soil
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 486
  • I come in piece
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2012, 09:26:07 AM »
Quote from: PUNITRATOR on January 13, 2012, 01:15:30 AM
Please tell how you earned the name Peanut Butter.
Well.....I didn't EARN it.  It was give to me by some friends.  I don't talk about that one or where it came from.  Pick another and I'll be glad to chime in.

Jack
Logged
"We'll Get 'Em Next Year!"  (Kansas State Battle Cry- strikes fear of "Next Year" into the hearts of EVERY Memeber of the Big 12)

Offline wabash909

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6346
  • scattered all over like seeds in the wind
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2012, 09:40:03 AM »
Tell us the story again about your trip to the big city and how you earned your Ballsingag nickname that time.  Always love that one.

:love:

Logged
Texas Christian University coach Gary Patterson has been hired as Kansas State's 34th football coach, multiple sources have confirmed to GoPowercat.com.  Patterson replaces Ron Prince, who was fired Wednesday. - Tim Fitzgerald   Nov, 7, 2008

Offline CNS

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 38083
  • I'm Athletes
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2012, 09:42:38 AM »
Of all your names, why settle on the one that sounds the stinkiest?
Logged

Offline FP TC etc.

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2301
  • USA! USA! USA!
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2012, 11:07:38 AM »
Or you can just stay  :dunno:
Logged

Offline overtheroadtruckdriver

  • Sons of the Soil
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 70
  • Odell walking into this forum and farting - silent
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2012, 02:47:23 PM »
Jack, have you ever told these hicks about how you used to give some of your clients the blasingame send off when you were driving the hearse for Paul? 

I am personally very, very disappointed in this message board for backing out on their bet with me, but they still deserve to be educated about funeral etiquette....Jack Blasingame style!
Logged
Just a truck driver here to talk up football.

Offline overtheroadtruckdriver

  • Sons of the Soil
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 70
  • Odell walking into this forum and farting - silent
    • View Profile
The 800 pound gorilla in the room
« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2012, 02:52:16 PM »
Steve Dave
Global Moderator
Pak'r Élitaire
*****
Online Online

Posts: 22264


Romantic Fist Attachment


View Profile Email Personal Message (Online)
   
   
Re: An OTR guarantee
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2012, 02:59:12 PM »
   Reply with quote
Quote from: overtheroadtruckdriver on January 06, 2012, 02:57:24 PM
It's gonna be lonely here tomorrow.

Since everyone is so confident, how about making me mod for a month if we win by more than 10 points?

done
Logged
Just a truck driver here to talk up football.

Offline overtheroadtruckdriver

  • Sons of the Soil
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 70
  • Odell walking into this forum and farting - silent
    • View Profile
Re: The 800 pound gorilla in the room
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2012, 02:53:47 PM »
This "deal", made in good faith by both parties sober, is what has everyone upset right now in Arkansas and half of Kansas.

I am willing to negotiate if the powers that be are willing. 
Logged
Just a truck driver here to talk up football.

Offline pondwater jack

  • Boss. Highest Level.
  • Sons of the Soil
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 486
  • I come in piece
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #34 on: January 13, 2012, 04:20:10 PM »
The funeral hoome?  Well, I had met a guy, Paul (elderly man, like your coach) and his wife and they had retired from Chicago a  workin with the dead.  They opend a mom and pop joint to do funerals and I went to work a drivin for them.  Not at first but later.  I was makin good money ($10 per hour).  I even had the use of the company car which was good on acount my moped had gone on the fritz and loked up like 2 dogs.  Paul was a good man.  Honest.  proper.  I remember when he got my attenion is when he promised RC cola and Moon Pies (limitless..his words...not mine) if we could produce a certain number of funerals in a month.  I think we felt just short and we had 10's and 2's all month except a couple of days.  Well he still came through with a couple of cases.  I can remmeber the positive atmosphere there when Paul came in with 3 or 4 cases of moon Pies hoisted over his shoulder!  We got mice becase everywhere people went they had a moon pie in their hands for the next month and a half.  We all gained wiegth.  Cadaver Bill (embalmer)  had RC cola stashed in the cooler downstairs and we would sneak out and get a couple ever other day or so. 
 
It was a magical place to work for a while.  It was great when business would pick up and we'd get a little overtime.  My wardrobe got a lot better.  I had several suitpants and stuff that I could sell to this day if any of you ever need a pair of trousers.  I don't have the jackets.  Just the trousers.  a nice selection of tasteful belts and some shoes and socks.  Maybe a pair of cufflinks or two.  I'll let em go cheap if you guys want to pm me. 

Paul was good about spreading the money around.  he already made his and his old lady  could cook!  Burnt sugar pie!  man what i'd give. 

It went south thoughliek so much of my life. I'll be right back.  I got to record Matlock tonit. 

Jack Blasingame, II
Logged
"We'll Get 'Em Next Year!"  (Kansas State Battle Cry- strikes fear of "Next Year" into the hearts of EVERY Memeber of the Big 12)

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2012, 04:52:41 PM »
Do you actually write those or did you code some elite anecdote generator program?
Logged

Offline pondwater jack

  • Boss. Highest Level.
  • Sons of the Soil
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 486
  • I come in piece
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2012, 05:08:55 PM »
Quote from: PUNITRATOR on January 13, 2012, 04:52:41 PM
Do you actually write those or did you code some elite anecdote generator program?
I don't know what that mean.  But I'll tell you this.  There was  a time when Jack Blasingame was on the GRAVY TRAIN.  Get throwed off?  Sure i did.  i awlays do.  but for a while i was livin like a king.  Company car,  dancin every friday night at the VFW.  I eventually made "Lead Driver."  hell I practically run the joint when Paul and the Mrs. went out of town for a conference one day. 

I would help sell and talk to em while they was a cryin and boohoo and all that.  Hell I could do it!  Did Stan give me part of the commision?  No!  not a damn nickle!  But that is fine.  He got his.  a lot of them did for that matter.  I won't go into detail until the limit runs out but don't cross jack Blasingame.

J.H.B.
Logged
"We'll Get 'Em Next Year!"  (Kansas State Battle Cry- strikes fear of "Next Year" into the hearts of EVERY Memeber of the Big 12)

Offline gatoveintisiete

  • Racist Piece of Shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 4036
  • Cold Ass Honkey
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2012, 05:37:33 PM »
You seem like a nice guy Jack, where are you from? who is your favorite college team? oh and in the poll you mentioned two people I have'nt heard of, who are they? but nonetheless, welcome aboard, friendly bunch of dudes around here. :babywillie:
Logged
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

Offline pondwater jack

  • Boss. Highest Level.
  • Sons of the Soil
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 486
  • I come in piece
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2012, 09:45:34 PM »
Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 13, 2012, 05:37:33 PM
You seem like a nice guy Jack, where are you from? who is your favorite college team? oh and in the poll you mentioned two people I have'nt heard of, who are they? but nonetheless, welcome aboard, friendly bunch of dudes around here. :babywillie:


If my moped would run and it was just a LITTLE BIT warmer and I had my check this month,

I would drive to Manhattan Kansas and BEAT THE DAMN BLACK OFFIN YOUR ASS!

Jack Blasingame, II
Logged
"We'll Get 'Em Next Year!"  (Kansas State Battle Cry- strikes fear of "Next Year" into the hearts of EVERY Memeber of the Big 12)

Offline gatoveintisiete

  • Racist Piece of Shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 4036
  • Cold Ass Honkey
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2012, 11:21:58 PM »
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 13, 2012, 09:45:34 PM
Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 13, 2012, 05:37:33 PM
You seem like a nice guy Jack, where are you from? who is your favorite college team? oh and in the poll you mentioned two people I have'nt heard of, who are they? but nonetheless, welcome aboard, friendly bunch of dudes around here. :babywillie:


If my moped would run and it was just a LITTLE BIT warmer and I had my check this month,

I would drive to Manhattan Kansas and BEAT THE DAMN BLACK OFFIN YOUR ASS!

Jack Blasingame, II

I know we would get along great if you did Jack, if things change and you can come let me know ok?
Logged
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

Offline pondwater jack

  • Boss. Highest Level.
  • Sons of the Soil
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 486
  • I come in piece
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2012, 11:41:49 PM »
Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 13, 2012, 11:21:58 PM
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 13, 2012, 09:45:34 PM
Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 13, 2012, 05:37:33 PM
You seem like a nice guy Jack, where are you from? who is your favorite college team? oh and in the poll you mentioned two people I have'nt heard of, who are they? but nonetheless, welcome aboard, friendly bunch of dudes around here. :babywillie:


If my moped would run and it was just a LITTLE BIT warmer and I had my check this month,

I would drive to Manhattan Kansas and BEAT THE DAMN BLACK OFFIN YOUR ASS!

Jack Blasingame, II

I know we would get along great if you did Jack, if things change and you can come let me know ok?
well if i do there WILL BE some rules that you'll have to agree to.  Not Negotiable.  Unless you are a chicken of a 56 year old man?

JHB
Logged
"We'll Get 'Em Next Year!"  (Kansas State Battle Cry- strikes fear of "Next Year" into the hearts of EVERY Memeber of the Big 12)

Offline gatoveintisiete

  • Racist Piece of Shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 4036
  • Cold Ass Honkey
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2012, 09:11:05 AM »
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 13, 2012, 11:41:49 PM
Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 13, 2012, 11:21:58 PM
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 13, 2012, 09:45:34 PM
Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 13, 2012, 05:37:33 PM
You seem like a nice guy Jack, where are you from? who is your favorite college team? oh and in the poll you mentioned two people I have'nt heard of, who are they? but nonetheless, welcome aboard, friendly bunch of dudes around here. :babywillie:


If my moped would run and it was just a LITTLE BIT warmer and I had my check this month,

I would drive to Manhattan Kansas and BEAT THE DAMN BLACK OFFIN YOUR ASS!

Jack Blasingame, II

I know we would get along great if you did Jack, if things change and you can come let me know ok?
well if i do there WILL BE some rules that you'll have to agree to.  Not Negotiable.  Unless you are a chicken of a 56 year old man?

JHB

Sounds like you don't trust new people easily, and that is fine, we are gonna have so much fun in Manhattan, maybe you could make it for a basketball game?
Logged
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

Offline overtheroadtruckdriver

  • Sons of the Soil
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 70
  • Odell walking into this forum and farting - silent
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2012, 09:30:00 AM »
Jack you make your time there workin with Paul seem like a slice of heaven.  But you and I both know that a few of your clients were enemies, and they went to meet their maker with the shame of a blasingame see off (and it sounds like pantsless and barefoot).

Tell these good jay hawks the rest off the story
Logged
Just a truck driver here to talk up football.

Offline pondwater jack

  • Boss. Highest Level.
  • Sons of the Soil
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 486
  • I come in piece
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2012, 02:37:09 PM »
Quote from: overtheroadtruckdriver on January 14, 2012, 09:30:00 AM
Jack you make your time there workin with Paul seem like a slice of heaven.  But you and I both know that a few of your clients were enemies, and they went to meet their maker with the shame of a blasingame see off (and it sounds like pantsless and barefoot).

Tell these good jay hawks the rest off the story
Water under the brige trucker....water under the brige.  Paul and I had a good relationship until he hired the Kid. I won't say his name becasue he is well connected.  His daddy is money and his uncle is a local building inspector.  But I was sposed to trane him to be a driver (i was gonna stay on as LEAD driver) incase I couldn't drive.  Paul said,"Jack you are the Lead Driver so I need you to train an assisaint driver in case you are ever out of pocket." 

Well the Kid wanted to use the car ever other weekend.  NOw understand that I kept the car in perfect conditoin.  The kid didn't.  Got in trouble with the law. 

that's another story. 

Jack
Logged
"We'll Get 'Em Next Year!"  (Kansas State Battle Cry- strikes fear of "Next Year" into the hearts of EVERY Memeber of the Big 12)

Offline pondwater jack

  • Boss. Highest Level.
  • Sons of the Soil
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 486
  • I come in piece
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #44 on: January 17, 2012, 04:02:39 PM »
verywell I will stay on as a Moderater. 

Admins.  Please elevate my status post-toast. 

I'd like to thank all of you that voted for me and i'd like to start by exileing the ones that didn't.  cowards.  pussies.  you should be ashamed.  why don't you at least admit that you did it insteat of hidin! 

Jack Blasingame, II
Logged
"We'll Get 'Em Next Year!"  (Kansas State Battle Cry- strikes fear of "Next Year" into the hearts of EVERY Memeber of the Big 12)

Offline Rage Against the McKee

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 38010
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #45 on: January 17, 2012, 04:43:19 PM »
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 17, 2012, 04:02:39 PM
verywell I will stay on as a Moderater. 

Admins.  Please elevate my status post-toast. 

I'd like to thank all of you that voted for me and i'd like to start by exileing the ones that didn't.  cowards.  pussies.  you should be ashamed.  why don't you at least admit that you did it insteat of hidin! 

Jack Blasingame, II

I bet those 12 squaws already headed for the hills. It should be smooth sailing on the pond from here, Jack.
Logged

Offline pondwater jack

  • Boss. Highest Level.
  • Sons of the Soil
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 486
  • I come in piece
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #46 on: January 17, 2012, 04:47:20 PM »
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on January 17, 2012, 04:43:19 PM
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 17, 2012, 04:02:39 PM
verywell I will stay on as a Moderater. 

Admins.  Please elevate my status post-toast. 

I'd like to thank all of you that voted for me and i'd like to start by exileing the ones that didn't.  cowards.  pussies.  you should be ashamed.  why don't you at least admit that you did it insteat of hidin! 

Jack Blasingame, II

I bet those 12 squaws already headed for the hills. It should be smooth sailing on the pond from here, Jack.
well.  thank you and welcome to my bored.  I will moderate with fairness unlike the underhanded Kieth Stone. 

Jack Blasingmae, II

Moderater
Logged
"We'll Get 'Em Next Year!"  (Kansas State Battle Cry- strikes fear of "Next Year" into the hearts of EVERY Memeber of the Big 12)

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #47 on: January 17, 2012, 05:25:31 PM »
Jack are there any interesting nicknames you have that haven't yet been shared with us?
Logged

Offline pondwater jack

  • Boss. Highest Level.
  • Sons of the Soil
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 486
  • I come in piece
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #48 on: January 17, 2012, 06:23:29 PM »
Quote from: PUNITRATOR on January 17, 2012, 05:25:31 PM
Jack are there any interesting nicknames you have that haven't yet been shared with us?
sure.  there are a few.  I had my share of runins with the law and such.  Ole Romance was a name i got in Memphis when i was young and green.  I had a lot of pocket money and got into a LOT of grabass around the pool hall that i used to haint.  Even had one SOB pull a blade on me one night.  We had a beer.....Jack Blasingame Style....for the first time.

Lots of memories.  Like a flood.

Jack
Logged
"We'll Get 'Em Next Year!"  (Kansas State Battle Cry- strikes fear of "Next Year" into the hearts of EVERY Memeber of the Big 12)

Offline Malberry Squeezins

  • Sons of the Soil
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 348
  • EMAW safehaven for the little man
    • View Profile
Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #49 on: January 22, 2012, 01:58:40 PM »
They ain't ever gettin rid of us Jacks, we're like tapeworms
Logged
EMAW, trolls have about as much chancet around here as a pecker gnat buzzin the head of Jackie Chan.
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Up
« previous next »