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I think that Pondwater Jack Blasingame, II

should leave, I hate him and he wore out his welcome (cause I'm a squaw)
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should stay and be made a Moderater to rule all of us
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is like the Uncle I never had, givin out playboys and whisky, want him to stay but no power
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HERO sandwich
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should stay but only if OTR and Odell can keep him striaght
2 (4.5%)

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Voting closed: January 15, 2012, 04:10:42 PM

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You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« on: January 12, 2012, 04:10:42 PM »
If none of you want Jack Blasingame, I'll go. 

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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 04:21:59 PM »
I haven't gotten any Playboys or whiskey (yet).
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 04:25:55 PM »
The bar is set...anxiously awaiting Playboys and whiskey.  :lick:
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 04:27:00 PM »
I will take my sandwich now please. (light lunch  :comeatme:)
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2012, 04:40:07 PM »
Playboys and whiskey.

I could buy my own, but let's be honest buying your own is embarrassing.
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2012, 04:45:10 PM »
Why should there be a referendum on this guy?  Just wait until the next BBBS go round and Havs his ass. 

I mean, if we got rid of everyone who bothered people very few of us would still be here.  Myself included.

That said, people should just say no to socks.
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2012, 05:03:46 PM »
Quote from: CNS Casey on January 12, 2012, 04:45:10 PM
Why should there be a referendum on this guy?  Just wait until the next BBBS go round and Havs his ass. 

I mean, if we got rid of everyone who bothered people very few of us would still be here.  Myself included.

That said, people should just say no to socks.
Mods, I'd like to see this jackass banned immediatiely.

No offence. 

Jack
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2012, 05:49:51 PM »
start posting something interesting to read

i swear it will help.
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2012, 05:53:27 PM »
Who is Jack Blasingame?
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Re: Re: Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2012, 07:08:58 PM »
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 12, 2012, 05:03:46 PM
Quote from: CNS Casey on January 12, 2012, 04:45:10 PM
Why should there be a referendum on this guy?  Just wait until the next BBBS go round and Havs his ass. 

I mean, if we got rid of everyone who bothered people very few of us would still be here.  Myself included.

That said, people should just say no to socks.
Mods, I'd like to see this complete jackass banned immediatiely.

No offence. 

Jack

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Re: Re: Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2012, 07:40:49 PM »
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 12, 2012, 05:03:46 PM
Quote from: CNS Casey on January 12, 2012, 04:45:10 PM
Why should there be a referendum on this guy?  Just wait until the next BBBS go round and Havs his ass. 

I mean, if we got rid of everyone who bothered people very few of us would still be here.  Myself included.

That said, people should just say no to socks.
Mods, I'd like to see this complete jackass banned immediatiely.

No offence. 

Jack

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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2012, 08:49:06 PM »
I can see there are about 6 certified Jackals in here circlin ole Jacks.  Dirty Bastards ever one.

It's a dead heat right now.  Could go either way.

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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2012, 08:54:40 PM »
Sammich please. Tia.
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2012, 09:07:32 PM »
Quote from: Stevesie60 on January 12, 2012, 05:53:27 PM
Who is Jack Blasingame?
Pondwater Jack Blasingame.  I have been called a lot of things over my life:

Pondwater Jack (workin at a katfish farm in the Delta)
Ole Pondwater (same as above)
Blackwater Jack (sewage treatment in Nitta Yuma)
Saltwater Jack (workin on the coast
Peanut Butter
Old Romance (Memphis)
One-eyed Jack (got two eyes, used to play cards a lot)
Silky Jack Blasingame (VFW dances)
Old Jacks, Old Jack
Uncle Scratch, Uncle Jack
Pool Cue

I have been called any and ALL of these names over my life.  I'll answer questions abou some but not all of them.  One of them I won't answer a damn thing about. None of your damn business so don't ask about it. 

I'll decide what I want to anser and waht I don't.  I'll do the shot callin without any help becasue that is HOW I, JACK BLASINGAME, runs things. 

Any qeastons?

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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2012, 10:42:12 PM »
Quote from: Chingon on January 12, 2012, 05:49:51 PM
start posting something interesting to read

i swear it will help.
well like what?  What you want to know about?  My days a shrimpin? or workin in the sewer plant or the funeral home?  Or how I learned about football a workin as a school janitor for a team in Texas that had a hell of a program?  Or how I learnd the basketball?

what do you want to know.  I am a welth of knowlegde. Just ask away.  But if you step over the line.  Watch it!

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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2012, 10:56:21 PM »
Listen jack. The truth is I don't like you very much, but that doesn't mean I want you banned.
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2012, 11:06:17 PM »
I'd rather you just leave on your own accord because your posts suck  :dunno:
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2012, 11:11:52 PM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on January 12, 2012, 10:56:21 PM
Listen jack. The truth is I don't like you very much, but that doesn't mean I want you banned.
Fair enough.  But I ain't talkin about a banned.  I'm talkin about Jack Blasingame wearin out his welcome an leavin  under his own power.

My brother-in-law live in Oregon for years and makes the beef jerky.  Best you ever had!  Now it is.  well he got to lettin the meat cure in the barn at night in a box he built.  well he had a damn nest of Saskesaqeaches that lived there on his property (bigfoots).  Up until he started dryin that beef they had lived peacefuly for years.  He didn't harm them and they let him be.  well those theivein bastards (he says the damn things will steel anything they can get their damn dick-skinners on) started stealin that beef.  They come in at night and take it and it is a bigfoot because they got tohave thumb to open the box (i got sensce to know that).  

He complains but nothin gets done.  The sherriff even knows it is goin on but won't write it down becasue he dont want to look like he got no sence.  Afread he wont get re-elected cause they'll look crazy to people outside the town.  so it all gets swept up under the damn rug!!

I don't want it that way here.  If I ain't welcome.  I'll go.  Just like that.  No banning will be necessary but it might help to keep me out.  The spirit is willin but the flesh is week.  

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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2012, 11:12:57 PM »
Quote from: FP TC etc. on January 12, 2012, 11:06:17 PM
I'd rather you just leave on your own accord because your posts suck  :dunno:
Got no problem with this.  If enought people want me gone. I'll go. 

What would you be willing to offer to get me gone, just wonderin?  How bad you want me out of here?

Jack
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2012, 11:14:56 PM »
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 12, 2012, 11:12:57 PM
Quote from: FP TC etc. on January 12, 2012, 11:06:17 PM
I'd rather you just leave on your own accord because your posts suck  :dunno:
Got no problem with this.  If enought people want me gone. I'll go. 

What would you be willing to offer to get me gone, just wonderin?  How bad you want me out of here?

Jack

Some kind words and a cat pak  :katpak:  :D
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2012, 11:16:38 PM »
Quote from: FP TC etc. on January 12, 2012, 11:14:56 PM
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 12, 2012, 11:12:57 PM
Quote from: FP TC etc. on January 12, 2012, 11:06:17 PM
I'd rather you just leave on your own accord because your posts suck  :dunno:
Got no problem with this.  If enought people want me gone. I'll go.  

What would you be willing to offer to get me gone, just wonderin?  How bad you want me out of here?

Jack

Some kind words and a cat pak  :katpak:  :D
what would you right or say and what is in a Kat Pack?  Not tryin to get my hooks into you but jsut wondering the monetary value?  Fair market.

Jack
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2012, 11:24:24 PM »
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 12, 2012, 11:16:38 PM
Quote from: FP TC etc. on January 12, 2012, 11:14:56 PM
Quote from: pondwater jack on January 12, 2012, 11:12:57 PM
Quote from: FP TC etc. on January 12, 2012, 11:06:17 PM
I'd rather you just leave on your own accord because your posts suck  :dunno:
Got no problem with this.  If enought people want me gone. I'll go.  

What would you be willing to offer to get me gone, just wonderin?  How bad you want me out of here?

Jack

Some kind words and a cat pak  :katpak:  :D
what would you right or say and what is in a Kat Pack?  Not tryin to get my hooks into you but jsut wondering the monetary value?  Fair market.

Jack

I would say that you put a lot of effort into posting and that is very admirable.

A Kat Pak is a delicious package of cheese sauce and salsa (possibly hot sauce as well? mods?) with a delightful powercat wrapper. Probably valued at 10-15 dollars.  :)
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2012, 11:31:19 PM »
Is the salsa to hot because my stomack will be in knots?  green apple quick step.  $15 is nice but I was thinking more along the lines of a Stan Parrish Fat Head for starters and a few other Items on my list that I've had an eye on for a while.

What is the buget like?  You know, for the hush money?

Sincerely,
Jack
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2012, 12:03:50 AM »
Give us a funeral home story. 

True story: We're driving down the road with our daughter who just turned 2. She had just learned to talk and wouldn't shut up.  She's jabbering on non-stop.  So we pass by a funeral home and she cuts herself off, points out the window, and says "Momma, that's where the dead people live."

I didn't believe in ghosts before that, but I'm not so sure now.
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Re: You want Jack Blasingame gone? That right?
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2012, 01:15:30 AM »
Please tell how you earned the name Peanut Butter.
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