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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4125 on: October 09, 2013, 06:21:14 PM »
Final Fantasy 7
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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4126 on: October 09, 2013, 06:31:09 PM »
GTA 5 New guy advice needed:

Going to pick this game up and give it the ol' community college try.

What are the first few things I need to be doing in this game?  What should I be focusing on at first? 


I love the Elder Scrolls games and loved Red Dead.....in those there's stuff you want to do to get cash fast, and level up, and sweet places to go to get the best guns and stuff.  What about GTA 5 for a new guy?????
google "gta v walkthrough" and one of the first hits should be from ign. find the section that says how to make money and there's a cheat sheet on what stocks to invest in before each of franklin and lester's assassination missions. you have to do the first one halfway through the story but you can wait on the rest until you're done with the main storyline. wait as long as you can and don't spend money on anything during the game. then make sure everyone is 100% invested in the right companies before each assassination mission. depending on how well you time your investments and how much you make from the heist missions, you should end up with around a billion for each player after all the assassinations. then just start buying properties.

take your time with the main storyline and do some side missions and "strangers and freaks" missions along the way. it's really an amazing game.
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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4127 on: October 09, 2013, 08:10:14 PM »
GUYS, ITS INSTALLING RIGHT NOW?

I have never had to "install" a game on a console before :eek:

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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4128 on: October 09, 2013, 08:10:19 PM »
I won!
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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4129 on: October 09, 2013, 08:18:29 PM »
GUYS, ITS INSTALLING RIGHT NOW?

I have never had to "install" a game on a console before :eek:

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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4130 on: October 09, 2013, 10:40:15 PM »
BF4 beta. I will kick anyone's ass if I am in a tank.

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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4131 on: October 09, 2013, 11:19:28 PM »
Final Fantasy 7

already played it back in the old days. I'm doing ff9 right now

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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4132 on: October 09, 2013, 11:35:37 PM »
Final Fantasy 7

already played it back in the old days. I'm doing ff9 right now

Since there are no working systems today, how was FF1?

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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4133 on: October 09, 2013, 11:58:36 PM »
Final Fantasy 7

already played it back in the old days. I'm doing ff9 right now

i somehow skipped 9 and forgot i need to fix that.  i play 7 every five years or so and enjoy it still

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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4134 on: October 10, 2013, 11:55:47 AM »
BF4 beta. I will kick anyone's ass if I am in a tank.

BF4 is awful.

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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4135 on: October 10, 2013, 01:08:01 PM »
Final Fantasy 7

already played it back in the old days. I'm doing ff9 right now

i somehow skipped 9 and forgot i need to fix that.  i play 7 every five years or so and enjoy it still

some of the interludes are just SOOOO LOOOOONGGGG.

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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4136 on: October 10, 2013, 04:10:27 PM »
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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4137 on: October 10, 2013, 04:50:39 PM »
So I spent some time playing GTA5 last night.  I basically crashed ever single car I got into, and the little messages that pop up that tell you what to do were coming so fast I could hardly read them before they were gone.

Also, there is almost too much cussing.  I don't know if I have ever said that before on any occasion.  I mean, that's all you hear when you drive around as this franklin person is mother rough rider this and mother rough rider that.  Even the people on the street are yelling it.  It gets kind of tiring.  I don't really like that, and "hanging out" in an imaginary world full of it isn't particularly entertaining to me.  So far, I think the game kind of sucks  :dunno:

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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4138 on: October 10, 2013, 04:52:59 PM »
So I spent some time playing GTA5 last night.  I basically crashed ever single car I got into, and the little messages that pop up that tell you what to do were coming so fast I could hardly read them before they were gone.

Also, there is almost too much cussing.  I don't know if I have ever said that before on any occasion.  I mean, that's all you hear when you drive around as this franklin person is mother rough rider this and mother rough rider that.  Even the people on the street are yelling it.  It gets kind of tiring.  I don't really like that, and "hanging out" in an imaginary world full of it isn't particularly entertaining to me.  So far, I think the game kind of sucks  :dunno:

sorry your poor virgin ears cant handle a little motha fuckin cussin, pete. did you try the strio club? cant crash any cars there.
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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4139 on: October 10, 2013, 04:54:40 PM »
i agree with pete.  they need a word filter for gtav


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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4140 on: October 10, 2013, 04:56:04 PM »
i agree with pete.  they need a word filter for gtav

ya the use of racial slurs kind of irritates me.
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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4141 on: October 10, 2013, 04:57:52 PM »
i agree with pete.  they need a word filter for gtav

ya the use of racial slurs kind of irritates me.

I didn't mind MF'er but the slurs were every other word too.  I know we all sound old as crap, but its a bit trying to be edgy for the sake of it.

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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4142 on: October 10, 2013, 05:44:17 PM »
yup, i bet gang members in LA never say nigga.
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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4143 on: October 10, 2013, 05:48:52 PM »
but i do agree with you pete, they try to force the cussing sometimes and it doesn't sound like natural language.  i think that's the problem, not the actual words.
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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4144 on: October 10, 2013, 05:49:57 PM »
So I spent some time playing GTA5 last night.  I basically crashed ever single car I got into, and the little messages that pop up that tell you what to do were coming so fast I could hardly read them before they were gone.

Also, there is almost too much cussing.  I don't know if I have ever said that before on any occasion.  I mean, that's all you hear when you drive around as this franklin person is mother rough rider this and mother rough rider that.  Even the people on the street are yelling it.  It gets kind of tiring.  I don't really like that, and "hanging out" in an imaginary world full of it isn't particularly entertaining to me.  So far, I think the game kind of sucks  :dunno:

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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4145 on: October 10, 2013, 07:09:12 PM »
BF4 beta. I will kick anyone's ass if I am in a tank.

BF4 is awful.

Well, that's just not true. How is it awful?

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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4146 on: October 10, 2013, 08:12:42 PM »
So I spent some time playing GTA5 last night.  I basically crashed ever single car I got into, and the little messages that pop up that tell you what to do were coming so fast I could hardly read them before they were gone.

Also, there is almost too much cussing.  I don't know if I have ever said that before on any occasion.  I mean, that's all you hear when you drive around as this franklin person is mother rough rider this and mother rough rider that.  Even the people on the street are yelling it.  It gets kind of tiring.  I don't really like that, and "hanging out" in an imaginary world full of it isn't particularly entertaining to me.  So far, I think the game kind of sucks  :dunno:

is this a mock GPC thing?


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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4147 on: October 10, 2013, 08:26:14 PM »
Final Fantasy 7

already played it back in the old days. I'm doing ff9 right now

i somehow skipped 9 and forgot i need to fix that.  i play 7 every five years or so and enjoy it still

some of the interludes are just SOOOO LOOOOONGGGG.
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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4148 on: October 10, 2013, 08:31:43 PM »
cussing is fun.
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Re: Video games master thread
« Reply #4149 on: October 10, 2013, 09:40:58 PM »
Final Fantasy 7

already played it back in the old days. I'm doing ff9 right now

i somehow skipped 9 and forgot i need to fix that.  i play 7 every five years or so and enjoy it still

some of the interludes are just SOOOO LOOOOONGGGG.
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