Bidniss in the front, party in the back, this poor KSU student figured out that after taking a loan
from the KSU Credit Union and finally leaving Kansas for the first time in his life, that,
alas, his team had lost. With delusions of grandeur and validation dashed, he and
his toothless sister climbed back into his 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass (with dual glasspack
exhausts and Cragar mag wheels) and limped back to Manhattan. The upside of their
epic, however, is that both he and Toothless Georgette found jobs at soda and beer
vending stations while at Cowboys Stadium and will be leaving Manhattan, for good.
Go Cats!
