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Representin'!!
« on: January 08, 2012, 12:23:03 PM »
Bidniss in the front, party in the back, this poor KSU student figured out that after taking a loan
from the KSU Credit Union and finally leaving Kansas for the first time in his life, that,
alas, his team had lost. With delusions of grandeur and validation dashed, he and
his toothless sister climbed back into his 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass (with dual glasspack
exhausts and Cragar mag wheels) and limped back to Manhattan. The upside of their
epic, however, is that both he and Toothless Georgette found jobs at soda and beer
vending stations while at Cowboys Stadium and will be leaving Manhattan, for good.

Go Cats!



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Re: Representin'!!
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2012, 12:24:04 PM »
Bidniss in the front, party in the back, this poor KSU student figured out that after taking a loan
from the KSU Credit Union and finally leaving Kansas for the first time in his life, that,
alas, his team had lost. With delusions of grandeur and validation dashed, he and
his toothless sister climbed back into his 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass (with dual glasspack
exhausts and Cragar mag wheels) and limped back to Manhattan. The upside of their
epic, however, is that both he and Toothless Georgette found jobs at soda and beer
vending stations while at Cowboys Stadium and will be leaving Manhattan, for good.

Go Cats!



You should've cropped that picture.

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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2012, 12:28:04 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2012, 12:45:13 PM »
Bidniss in the front, party in the back, this poor KSU student figured out that after taking a loan
from the KSU Credit Union and finally leaving Kansas for the first time in his life, that,
alas, his team had lost. With delusions of grandeur and validation dashed, he and
his toothless sister climbed back into his 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass (with dual glasspack
exhausts and Cragar mag wheels) and limped back to Manhattan. The upside of their
epic, however, is that both he and Toothless Georgette found jobs at soda and beer
vending stations while at Cowboys Stadium and will be leaving Manhattan, for good.

Go Cats!



You should've cropped that picture.

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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2012, 01:01:18 PM »
First good piggie post I've seen in weeks.

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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2012, 01:14:30 PM »
First good piggie post I've seen in weeks.

You're a true bastion for civil liberties.  Too bad you fuckin idiots are too ignorant to understand the irony
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2012, 02:02:10 PM »
Bidniss in the front, party in the back, this poor KSU student figured out that after taking a loan
from the KSU Credit Union and finally leaving Kansas for the first time in his life, that,
alas, his team had lost. With delusions of grandeur and validation dashed, he and
his toothless sister climbed back into his 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass (with dual glasspack
exhausts and Cragar mag wheels) and limped back to Manhattan. The upside of their
epic, however, is that both he and Toothless Georgette found jobs at soda and beer
vending stations while at Cowboys Stadium and will be leaving Manhattan, for good.

Go Cats!



You should've cropped that picture.

If I'd cropped the pic, you wouldn't get the other two KSU students sitting to his right.
I think they said they are Animal Husbandry students, breeding sheep and goats,
though they wouldn't elaborate as to their methods for fear of being arrested.

I do admit that the old guy with the poms behind them looks like a gaywad, but he
does have a hot looking chick with him. So, he's redeemed.

Kansas Jack and his brothas don't seem to be having the same luck.
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2012, 02:46:41 PM »
That's your idea of a hot chick?  :horrorsurprise:

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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2012, 03:14:34 PM »
That's your idea of a hot chick?  :horrorsurprise:

Considering the greasy company your student/friend is hanging out with,
yeah, she's smokin'.

Tell your bretheren that gel and mullets are really 80's and that
fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2012, 03:19:28 PM »
That's your idea of a hot chick?  :horrorsurprise:

Considering the greasy company your student/friend is hanging out with,
yeah, she's smokin'.

Tell your bretheren that gel and mullets are really 80's and that
fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

Amazing.  Arky must be very ugly.

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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2012, 03:20:56 PM »
Great reference to Animal House.  How rough ridin' old ARE you?

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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2012, 03:28:13 PM »
someone HAS to have a clip of the Arky fan they showed numerous times with the Arkansas Woo pig whatever flag. Showed him more towards the beginning of the game and if you wached the whole game you'd know who i'm talking about. He looked like your typical Arkansas person.....

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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2012, 04:12:12 PM »
That's your idea of a hot chick?  :horrorsurprise:

Considering the greasy company your student/friend is hanging out with,
yeah, she's smokin'.

Tell your bretheren that gel and mullets are really 80's and that
fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.





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« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2012, 08:22:43 PM »
Bidniss in the front, party in the back, this poor KSU student figured out that after taking a loan
from the KSU Credit Union and finally leaving Kansas for the first time in his life, that,
alas, his team had lost. With delusions of grandeur and validation dashed, he and
his toothless sister climbed back into his 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass (with dual glasspack
exhausts and Cragar mag wheels) and limped back to Manhattan. The upside of their
epic, however, is that both he and Toothless Georgette found jobs at soda and beer
vending stations while at Cowboys Stadium and will be leaving Manhattan, for good.

Go Cats!



You should've cropped that picture.

If I'd cropped the pic, you wouldn't get the other two KSU students sitting to his right.
I think they said they are Animal Husbandry students, breeding sheep and goats,
though they wouldn't elaborate as to their methods for fear of being arrested.

I do admit that the old guy with the poms behind them looks like a gaywad, but he
does have a hot looking chick with him. So, he's redeemed.

Kansas Jack and his brothas don't seem to be having the same luck.

Yeah but you opened the door for this.

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« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2012, 08:59:41 PM »

and this. :shakesfist:

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« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2012, 09:42:48 PM »


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« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2012, 09:45:39 PM »
Bidniss in the front, party in the back, this poor KSU student figured out that after taking a loan
from the KSU Credit Union and finally leaving Kansas for the first time in his life, that,
alas, his team had lost. With delusions of grandeur and validation dashed, he and
his toothless sister climbed back into his 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass (with dual glasspack
exhausts and Cragar mag wheels) and limped back to Manhattan. The upside of their
epic, however, is that both he and Toothless Georgette found jobs at soda and beer
vending stations while at Cowboys Stadium and will be leaving Manhattan, for good.

Go Cats!



That is not a mullet.

this is a mullet:


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Re: Representin'!!
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2012, 09:51:08 PM »

KU Arkansas socks are starting to fall flat
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« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2012, 10:17:41 PM »
High on Crack, Toting a Machine Gun

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« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2012, 10:19:28 PM »
Oh my. :surprised:

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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2012, 10:20:31 PM »
Sounds like he has a rough ridin' awesome car.

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« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2012, 11:31:50 PM »

 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass (with dual glasspack exhausts and Cragar mag wheels)



Any pictures of this ?

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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2012, 06:52:05 AM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2012, 07:17:29 AM »
Not shocked at all that pig aggies would show up to the game in blackface.

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« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2012, 07:51:17 AM »
What's up with the aggies and their weird latex pig masks?  Creepy.


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