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Re: Official Dyson Vacuum Thread! (white person suburbia alert)
« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2014, 04:11:21 PM »

Did you know that Dyson's void the warranty on most brands of carpet?


that said, I have one. still works great after many years of use.
our battery went dead on the handheld and they sent us a new one no questions asked.


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Official Dyson Vacuum Thread! (white person suburbia alert)
« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2014, 04:16:23 PM »

Did you know that Dyson's void the warranty on most brands of carpet?


that said, I have one. still works great after many years of use.
our battery went dead on the handheld and they sent us a new one no questions asked.


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Misunderstood you the first time, but I'll add that we have a Dyson upright and we got all of Mansion's carpets replaced, under warranty, 2 years after moving in.

My wife handles the warranty crap. She must be really good at it. I just say, "go buy a new one." (Mansion, not carpet, because, man, it's rough ridin' carpet)


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Re: Official Dyson Vacuum Thread! (white person suburbia alert)
« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2014, 04:42:57 PM »
This thread illustrates why pets are disgusting and you are all freaks for owning a pet.

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Re: Official Dyson Vacuum Thread! (white person suburbia alert)
« Reply #53 on: July 28, 2014, 04:44:50 PM »
I still think the concept of having an animal in the house is weird.  Also weird that I can tell them to do crap and they do it.  V weird. 

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Re: Official Dyson Vacuum Thread! (white person suburbia alert)
« Reply #54 on: July 28, 2014, 04:44:56 PM »
This thread illustrates why pets are disgusting and you are all freaks for owning a pet.

To be honest, I have seen more people that disgust me than I have dogs/cats. 
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