Author Topic: Official Dyson Vacuum Thread! (white person suburbia alert) (Read 7243 times)

AppleJack · « **on:** January 05, 2012, 02:31:23 PM »

So, like, they are $500 but I've been lead to believe they are worth it. Borrowed my parents when my vacuum finally died and I had no idea how much filth I lived in, specifically how much my hound shed.

Any reason not to buy one? Or should I wait for one of those loser Kirby vacuum salespeople to knock on my door.

I want the one with the yellow ball, they look like a vacuum James Bond would use.

God bless you

Kat Kid · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2012, 02:42:58 PM »

OT: What about shop vacs and steam cleans. I've successfully used a shop vac to quickly and comfortably removed clogged drains. In my opinion, every home owner needs one. My question would be, what about steam cleaners? Leave it to the pros or invest in quality consumer product?

Thanks, I'll listen off the air.

CNS · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2012, 02:55:56 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on January 05, 2012, 02:31:23 PM

So, like, they are $500 but I've been lead to believe they are worth it. Borrowed my parents when my vacuum finally died and I had no idea how much filth I lived in, specifically how much my hound shed.

Any reason not to buy one? Or should I wait for one of those loser Kirby vacuum salespeople to knock on my door.

I want the one with the yellow ball, they look like a vacuum James Bond would use.

God bless you

Dysons are fantastic.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2012, 02:57:14 PM »

Quote from: Tortuga on January 05, 2012, 02:42:58 PM

OT: What about shop vacs and steam cleans. I've successfully used a shop vac to quickly and comfortably removed clogged drains. In my opinion, every home owner needs one. My question would be, what about steam cleaners? Leave it to the pros or invest in quality consumer product?

Thanks, I'll listen off the air.

i bought a steam cleaner vac for like 120 and love it.

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2012, 03:03:06 PM »

I have a dyson. Didn't notice a difference.

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2012, 03:04:41 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 05, 2012, 03:03:06 PM

I have a dyson. Didn't notice a difference.

New house?

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** January 05, 2012, 03:06:50 PM »

Yeah, but i lived there a couple years before getting it. We don't have pets or kids or other gross stuff though.

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Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #7 on:** January 05, 2012, 03:25:00 PM »

I have the Dyson Animal. Had no idea Dog and Kat SF left so much hair around. . It was kind of gross the first time we used it.

pissclams · « **Reply #8 on:** January 05, 2012, 06:36:43 PM »

i have the dyson dc24 blueprint. it's pretty great and oh, yawn, it was limited edition so don't worry about trying to find one on the market anywhere.
see the handle? ya, it goes up and down. in the picture it's down. one press of a button and it comes up to regular height. that's what i thought. step the eff off.

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** January 05, 2012, 06:46:25 PM »

yeah, my boring dyson ball does that too. does yours do anything special other than be blue? just curious because I'm kind of researching people who are dumbasses.

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** January 05, 2012, 06:48:46 PM »

YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT! YOU ARE YELLOW!

chum1 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 05, 2012, 07:12:57 PM »

i got the eureka that has the big "better than dyson!" sign on it. i got it because of that sign. as far as i'm concerned, it is indeed better than dyson. sign > english freakazoid in glasses.

chum1 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 05, 2012, 07:16:09 PM »

wait. does he wear glasses?

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** January 05, 2012, 07:17:08 PM »

now that I think about it, I would like a dyson that was blue....and that did things that I thought other dysons didn't do even though they did....

michigancat · « **Reply #14 on:** January 05, 2012, 07:22:57 PM »

Pretty sure any decent vacuum would pick up more crap than your vacuum that just died.

pissclams · « **Reply #15 on:** January 05, 2012, 07:27:38 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 05, 2012, 06:46:25 PM

yeah, my boring dyson ball does that too. does yours do anything special other than be blue? just curious because I'm kind of researching people who are dumbasses.

oh, i think you mistook my mentioning the reticulating arm of the dyson dc24 blueprint as something unique to dc24 blueprint. i do not believe that this feature is unique to the dc24. i just didn't want dyson noobs like ajack to think mine was some mini model, because that's the last thing it is.

you know what is unique to the dc24 blueprint? it's limited edition and sold out everywhere. that's what. good luck with your google search, noob.

steve dave · « **Reply #16 on:** January 05, 2012, 07:28:45 PM »

oh, yeah, blue. man oh man. would love to have.

pissclams · « **Reply #17 on:** January 05, 2012, 07:31:22 PM »

man, i'm outta here. what a bunch of vacuum nubs.

good luck applejack. all i have to say is that you won't be able to find your way around a dyson if you had a map and a compass. seriously.

go get your palm read, i guarantee the lady tells you not to get a dyson because you won't have a freaking clue how to use one properly.

/class dismissed
/thread

SwiftCat · « **Reply #18 on:** January 05, 2012, 07:58:31 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 05, 2012, 06:48:46 PM

YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT! YOU ARE YELLOW!

pffffft

Rams · « **Reply #19 on:** January 05, 2012, 08:14:26 PM »

As with most items, buy floor model from ebay. Half-price. Boom.

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WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2012, 01:46:18 PM »

I've had one for over a year and 1/2 now. I had to get the head replaced....just stopped working randomly. Other than that it has done pretty well.

AppleJack · « **Reply #21 on:** May 11, 2012, 08:33:35 AM »

Went with the Dyson DC28 Animal

Airmuscle Technology By Dyson
Fingertip Controls Adjust Brushes
Root Cyclone Technology
Mini Turbine Brush/Flat Out Tool

ednksu · « **Reply #22 on:** May 11, 2012, 08:52:18 AM »

dyson is currently having a 20% off sale till mother's day /so misogynist

also you can find refurbs on woot.com every now and then

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #23 on:** May 11, 2012, 09:24:59 AM »

I got a refurb one from woot for like $200.00. It works as good as I would expect a vacuum to work. I also got new carpet about a week before I got it.

Boom Roasted · « **Reply #24 on:** July 27, 2014, 11:02:21 PM »

Kirby guy told me theirs were better