Seems like this board has been took over by....

[wabash909]

Way over their heads, Dax.  Animal Farm is on the banned books list in Arky.  It would also require reading.  Strike two.

[We Are Better Than You]

Dear We Are Better Than You,

I understand that overt racism runs rampant in Arkansas, but there is no need to speak to people like they're animals.  People are people.  Not pigs.

TIA and God Bless

...and your point, is...?

[Bloodfart]

The point is for you to suck the proverbial "DICK."

[We Are Better Than You]

The point is for you to suck the proverbial "DICK."

Good comeback... 

[Katpappy]

The pigaggies really hate us.  Obsessively.

The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival.  The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?  

I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.

I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.

Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.

Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold.  Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions.  I'm sure there are some doozies!

You're ignorant...

Help me understand, We Are Better Than You.

Yelling "pig sooie" to another fellow fan as if they were a filthy animal seems like a backwater pig aggie tradition.

You're beyond help... We don't yell it at each other... It's referred to as "Calling the Hogs".... The fans do it in unison as a group... Razorback fans have been "Calling the Hogs" since the 1920s. It began when a group of farmers attending a game began issuing hog calls to encourage a lagging Razorback football team. The encouragement worked and the attending crowd took notice of the farmers' calling. By the next game, a group of men had organized to cry "Wooo, Pig, Sooie." Since then this rallying cry has grown to become the school yell that unites Arkansas fans everywhere. As with many traditions, the Hog Call has been altered and refined over the years into the rousing chorus that is so well known today.

If you want to call it's origination "backwater" because it was introduced by a group of farmers, then we're guilty being rooted in our state's heritage. Surely you'd be able to understand as Kansas is a highly agricultural state, more so than Arkansas even. So I guess that makes you "backwater" too...

The history lesson is free, the life lesson will cost you...

Ya no, I could believe Old Squeezins having his way with a few loose pigs in his travels... but who in the eff do you think we are; "Calling the Hogs" that's not a tradition, it's rough ridin' backward pieaggies calling one another.  

[We Are Better Than You]

The pigaggies really hate us.  Obsessively.

The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival.  The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?  

I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.

I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.

Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.

Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold.  Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions.  I'm sure there are some doozies!

You're ignorant...

Help me understand, We Are Better Than You.

Yelling "pig sooie" to another fellow fan as if they were a filthy animal seems like a backwater pig aggie tradition.

You're beyond help... We don't yell it at each other... It's referred to as "Calling the Hogs".... The fans do it in unison as a group... Razorback fans have been "Calling the Hogs" since the 1920s. It began when a group of farmers attending a game began issuing hog calls to encourage a lagging Razorback football team. The encouragement worked and the attending crowd took notice of the farmers' calling. By the next game, a group of men had organized to cry "Wooo, Pig, Sooie." Since then this rallying cry has grown to become the school yell that unites Arkansas fans everywhere. As with many traditions, the Hog Call has been altered and refined over the years into the rousing chorus that is so well known today.

If you want to call it's origination "backwater" because it was introduced by a group of farmers, then we're guilty being rooted in our state's heritage. Surely you'd be able to understand as Kansas is a highly agricultural state, more so than Arkansas even. So I guess that makes you "backwater" too...

The history lesson is free, the life lesson will cost you...

Ya no, I could believe Old Squeezins having his way with a few loose pigs in his travels... but who in the eff do you think we are; "Calling the Hogs" that's not a tradition, it's rough ridin' backward pieaggies calling one another.  

That's funny... It seems like every time we play on TV, which this year, was every game, ESPN, CBS, etc., highlight the uniqueness and traditional nature of the Hog Call... I looked around for some "K-State traditions" but it kept taking me to "Barnyard Animals and You:The Social and Sex Life of K-State Fans"

[Malberry Squeezins]

The point is for you to suck the proverbial "DICK."

I gotta hand it to you, when I first got here the level of wit was perty low, can't say that anymore.  

[Malberry Squeezins]

Ya no, I could believe Old Squeezins having his way with a few loose pigs in his travels... but who in the eff do you think we are; "Calling the Hogs" that's not a tradition, it's rough ridin' backward pieaggies calling one another.  

 

whew, that's a zinger that is, whew 

I can hardly breave

[pondwater jack]

Are there any other documented cases of socks transfiguring into actual people?

Yes

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

Jack Blasungame didn't ask for any of this.  Somehow him and Marlburry are public enemies 1 and 1a.  Jack came here in piece and I swear all you jackals turned on him right off.  Here's something you Probly don't know about the man.  He tebows as much as the next person.  He's been tebowing all season.  That don't sound like a feller trying to stir up trouble, do it?

As fr Marlburry, he don't Tebow but he ain't to blame for icing down your women, that much I know.  That much I can guarantee you. 

Now with this round robin tournament jack has organized it sure seems like he's tryin to help yet once again people aren't understanding how healthy it is for a bored like this to bring attention to those that are flawed.  And for those of you who didn't make the top 16, that don't mean you ain't gay and it don't mean you don't like sausage parties as much as those on the list.  Now you boys huddle up and have your circle jerk and come out and be nice and start gettin read for your beatin Friday night.

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

And here's something else you guys don't know.  Marlburry don't lie.  Never.  He's as honest as Odell and it don't get no honester than him.  So stop hatin on him.

[Pendergast]

                        
                                    
                                     
                                    
                        

[We Are Better Than You]

                        
                                    
                                     
                                    
                        

Ohh... ohhhhhhh, I see what you did there...

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

The other damn thing nobody knows is the tragedy of jack's momma.  He won't tell you it effected him but I know it did.  His momma spontaneously combusted on Easter Sunday in 1977 right after Easter services on the sidewalk in front of church.  Poor jack saw it all.  His daddy remarried a Cajun woman but he never got over seein his mom bust into flames with a bible in her hand and a Easter bonnet on her head (it was not damaged which some say was a miracle).  He don't talk about it as much as he should.

[HELLHAMMER]

The other damn thing nobody knows is the tragedy of jack's momma.  He won't tell you it effected him but I know it did.  His momma spontaneously combusted on Easter Sunday in 1977 right after Easter services on the sidewalk in front of church.  Poor jack saw it all.  His daddy remarried a Cajun woman but he never got over seein his mom bust into flames with a bible in her hand and a Easter bonnet on her head (it was not damaged which some say was a miracle).  He don't talk about it as much as he should.

God Damn!  That is a great story and it makes a very vivid point:  What ever false deity Jackie's kin folk believe in hates their likker cookin' asses.  

I bet her fat ass burned for days!  I for one am glad she's dead.

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

Based on pitchers I've saw she was a stout woman with forearms like Virginia hams from choppin wood and workin in the family industry of animal husbandry (don't ask).  I heard ate started shakin and sizzlin like a bacon in a pan and sparks was shootin out of her like nothin no one seen before.  Weren't nothing left but her left foot, and that was only cause she was holdin water from the gout so bad it couldn't ever catch fire.  They buried that foot in a small pine coffin about as big as a shoe box (open casket) and they say half the town came out to see her and wish her foot well in the afterlife.  They say she was a snake handler but that don't mean she werent a good woman.  That much I know that she was well respected by everyone on both sides of the tracks.

[HELLHAMMER]

[pondwater jack]

Maw Blasingame was a good woman.  Lamar, let my personal life be.  I don't want to drag my landry in here for everone to see. 

It ain't about me.  it's about finding out who the biggest pussy is on this bored. 

Jack Blasingame, II

[We Are Better Than You]

Maw Blasingame was a good woman.  Lamar, let my personal life be.  I don't want to drag my landry in here for everone to see. 

it's about finding out who the biggest pussy is on this bored. 

*points at Keith Stone*

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

Maw Blasingame was a good woman.  Lamar, let my personal life be.  I don't want to drag my landry in here for everone to see. 

It ain't about me.  it's about finding out who the biggest pussy is on this bored. 

Jack Blasingame, II

I know the day she got fried up crispy like a catfish in hot grease is the day you turned mean. I think it's relevant. 

[pondwater jack]

See here Lamar Pye.  If my daddy hadn't takin to whorein and would have been at church with us instead of Jackson Mississippi, my momma might have been saved.  But that is another topic for another day. 

Just mind that you vote in my tourney.

Jack Blasingame, Orphan

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

Yeah and if the church had their water hose hooked up that day it might have been a different story.  She did stop drop and roll.  No one can ever say she didn't follow fire department procedure and doctrine.  Nobody can say that.  How her easter bonet didn't singe a little still is the biggest mystery in town besides when that gypsy came to town and made smoke come out of his ears down to the rodeo arena that time.

[pondwater jack]

Yeah and if the church had their water hose hooked up that day it might have been a different story.  She did stop drop and roll.  No one can ever say she didn't follow fire department procedure and doctrine.  Nobody can say that.  How her easter bonet didn't singe a little still is the biggest mystery in town besides when that gypsy came to town and made smoke come out of his ears down to the rodeo arena that time.

any man that can make the smoke out of his ears has the Devil in em. 

Jack Blasingame,II

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

That event was as mysterious as what happened to maw Blasungame.

[Greenwood Leflore]

Thousands of blackbirds fell dead from the sky...again.  All this talk of maw Blasingame must stop.