Seems like this board has been took over by....

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

Pondwater Jack, who already made moderator, and Marlberry squeezins, who done got all your women iced down.

I never thought I'd see the day.

I know I can post about anything in here since Jack will see to it that it won't be trashed. 

Everthing I hear from my brother Odell about is what a bunch of hillbillies is running this place, and if Jack and Squeezins are runnin' things everthing I hear from Odell is about right. 

I may have to start loggin' in here and seein' what's going on ever once in a while.  Is there any move toward renamin' this board "Jack's place" now that he's in charge?  www.jacksplace.com   it has a nice ring to it although whoever's maw this board is named after is probably gonna be as sore as if mulberry squeezin's got aholt of her.

I'll be back...Congrats to Jack and Marlberry on the takeover.

[Ira Hayes]

I'll admit I've been entertained by this glimpse of life in the SEC.  But to be totally honest, I prefer the more intelligent and sincere dialogue that we get from fans in the Big XII. 

Mizzou fans (all 500) are going to be very disappointed.

[Winters]

Where is brother Odell?

[pondwater jack]

mind your tongue!

all of you!    The trucker is Royalty here.  and WILL be treated as such. 

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[MadCat]

Are we talking kingly or just archduke-ish? 

[pondwater jack]

Are we talking kingly or just archduke-ish? 

Well pretty damn high!  I don't know for sure....Just out of curiosity, what would be 1 or 2 below archeducke?

[TheHamburglar]

Are we talking kingly or just archduke-ish? 

Well pretty damn high!  I don't know for sure....Just out of curiosity, what would be 1 or 2 below archeducke?

Emperor
King
Viceroy
Archduke/Infante
Grand Duke/Grand Prince
Duke/Prince
Marquess/Marquis/Margrave
Count/Earl
Viscount
Baron/Freiherr
Baronet/Hereditary Knight/Ritter
Knight
Noble/Elder von

[Dugout DickStone]

The pigaggie obsession with KSU has been an honest, angry one and a true beauty to behold.  Hats off to the pigaggies, we own them.

[joda]

The pigaggie obsession with KSU has been an honest, angry one and a true beauty to behold.  Hats off to the pigaggies, we own them.

Initially I thought pigaggie was just an angrier version of floodaggie, but I'm now thinking it's a whole fanbase embodying all of Beemz multiple personalities.

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

I hate to say there's a bunch of hillbillies on here but....there are a bunch of hillbillies on here.

Odell?  He's gittin' ready for new years....gonna do his usual firebreak hong routine as well as his usual firecrackers display.  That's what he's up to....taking care of his boys gizmo and scooter, hitting fingos today, celebrating being named sibling of the year on hogville.

[Dugout DickStone]

The pigaggies really hate us.  Obsessively.

The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival.  The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas? 

[pondwater jack]

Are we talking kingly or just archduke-ish? 

Well pretty damn high!  I don't know for sure....Just out of curiosity, what would be 1 or 2 below archeducke?

Emperor
King
Viceroy
Archduke/Infante
Grand Duke/Grand Prince
Duke/Prince
Marquess/Marquis/Margrave
Count/Earl
Viscount
Baron/Freiherr
Baronet/Hereditary Knight/Ritter
Knight
Noble/Elder von

Overtheroadtruckdriver, Viscout of Emaw.  That sounds about right.

[pondwater jack]

I'm gonn say one thing.  And I ain't gonna post here again in this thread. 

I don't agree with Marlberry Squeezins rollin in every back door in Manhattan Kansas (especially Keith Stones Old lady - who is still a grinnin) and icin down all these KSU wifes.  That is gonna be trouble for sure.  All goodly number of these women will probly abandon their kids and impotent husbands and head south to find Old Marlbery an be a part of his Harlem of women.  Why is this a problem?

Well, what wil we have left in Kansas to make the wheat and the corn and the cereal killers?  Horny farmers. 

Horny Farmers don't work.  They fight.  Each other.  While we starve to death and Ole Squeezins is sext to death.  Beat plum thru the bed frame by woman after woman.

I want to apologise to all the KSU fans that couldn't satify their old ladies (just about everyone onthis bored).

Jack Blasingame, II

[We Are Better Than You]

The pigaggies really hate us.  Obsessively.

The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival.  The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas? 

I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.

I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

Jack in one thread you mentioned taking your belt to some folks on here.  You've been here a while now. Which one of your boys on here needs to be took to the woodshed.  I been around the message boards on and off for nearly 30 years.  A mouthiest group of folk I have not seen.  Maybe next week's whoopin on the football field and you beatin on a few of the hardheaded with a belt might change the culture of this place, I don't know.  Marlberry ain't helpin things by icin down all the women this side of btk''s twin sister.

[We Are Better Than You]

Jack in one thread you mentioned taking your belt to some folks on here.  You've been here a while now. Which one of your boys on here needs to be took to the woodshed.  I been around the message boards on and off for nearly 30 years.  A mouthiest group of folk I have not seen.  Maybe next week's whoopin on the football field and you beatin on a few of the hardheaded with a belt might change the culture of this place, I don't know.  Marlberry ain't helpin things by icin down all the women this side of btk''s twin sister.

 

[Emo EMAW]

Jack in one thread you mentioned taking your belt to some folks on here.  You've been here a while now. Which one of your boys on here needs to be took to the woodshed.  I been around the message boards on and off for nearly 30 years.  A mouthiest group of folk I have not seen.  Maybe next week's whoopin on the football field and you beatin on a few of the hardheaded with a belt might change the culture of this place, I don't know.  Marlberry ain't helpin things by icin down all the women this side of btk''s twin sister.

30 years

[Dugout DickStone]

Angry

[Malberry Squeezins]

Jack in one thread you mentioned taking your belt to some folks on here.  You've been here a while now. Which one of your boys on here needs to be took to the woodshed.  I been around the message boards on and off for nearly 30 years.  A mouthiest group of folk I have not seen.  Maybe next week's whoopin on the football field and you beatin on a few of the hardheaded with a belt might change the culture of this place, I don't know.  Marlberry ain't helpin things by icin down all the women this side of btk''s twin sister.

I made need to borrie your truck, trucker.  No sooner than I get done servicing one, the next gal rears her ugly head a beggin for some Squeezins and with gas prices these days, it's starting to burn a hole in my wallet just to keep up..  I figure I could load 'em in the trailor then use your sleeper out front of the local Wal Mants.  BTW, does your sleeper have 110?  I've been blending up darkaies and frozen margritas and burning cinnamon apple incents to set the tone.  I'll even hire odell to steam clean the sleeper and cab when I'm through, as long as he doesn't try to rip me off again, he still hasn't paid me for that minnow bucket..  

[pondwater jack]

Jack in one thread you mentioned taking your belt to some folks on here.  You've been here a while now. Which one of your boys on here needs to be took to the woodshed.  I been around the message boards on and off for nearly 30 years.  A mouthiest group of folk I have not seen.  Maybe next week's whoopin on the football field and you beatin on a few of the hardheaded with a belt might change the culture of this place, I don't know.  Marlberry ain't helpin things by icin down all the women this side of btk''s twin sister.

Im fixin to address this.  In another thread OTR.  Did you vote in my pole?  For Wilson?  Or Poor Man's Tebow? just wonderin. You don't have to answer. 

For those of you that don't know, Viscount OTR was doin message boards before they were on the internets, truckin at truckstops across the country.  The ORIGINAL MESSAGE Boards. 

OTR.  I'll need the help of the Blue Ribbon Panel to make this happen. 

Jack

[pondwater jack]

Jack in one thread you mentioned taking your belt to some folks on here.  You've been here a while now. Which one of your boys on here needs to be took to the woodshed.  I been around the message boards on and off for nearly 30 years.  A mouthiest group of folk I have not seen.  Maybe next week's whoopin on the football field and you beatin on a few of the hardheaded with a belt might change the culture of this place, I don't know.  Marlberry ain't helpin things by icin down all the women this side of btk''s twin sister.

I made need to borrie your truck, trucker.  No sooner than I get done servicing one, the next gal rears her ugly head a beggin for some Squeezins and with gas prices these days, it's starting to burn a hole in my wallet just to keep up..  I figure I could load 'em in the trailor then use your sleeper out front of the local Wal Mants.  BTW, does your sleeper have 110?  I've been blending up darkaies and frozen margritas and burning cinnamon apple incents to set the tone.  I'll even hire odell to steam clean the sleeper and cab when I'm through, as long as he doesn't try to rip me off again, he still hasn't paid me for that minnow bucket..  

Damn you Squeezins!!! These women ain't got a chance!  The more squeezins they get the more they want!  They cain't get enough Squeezins!

You have done ireberable harm on this bored and in this state.

Jack

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

Jack with you comin here beltin all you illegitimate boys and with squeezins squeezin a$$ all over Kansas and needin a reefer trailer to keep all the women iced down and now here's the mighty Odell gittin all mixed up in all this....it's no wonder their football team is gittin distracted.  Right now Odell's karate is Probly the only thing keepin a angry mob from lynchin squeezins.  (that Minner bucket was his by the way.you traded him for them Andy Capp hot fries).

I'm gonna look around here today and see how I can help.

[Malberry Squeezins]

Jack with you comin here beltin all you illegitimate boys and with squeezins squeezin a$$ all over Kansas and needin a reefer trailer to keep all the women iced down and now here's the mighty Odell gittin all mixed up in all this....it's no wonder their football team is gittin distracted.  Right now Odell's karate is Probly the only thing keepin a angry mob from lynchin squeezins.  (that Minner bucket was his by the way.you traded him for them Andy Capp hot fries).

I'm gonna look around here today and see how I can help.

The hot fries was traded for that homemade minnow lure that I made special for him to give to MizK for Christmas.  Who in the right mind would take a bag of Andy Capps for an ivory handled minnow bucket with engraved carving of Odell and Mr. Ticklefingers frolicking around in the front yard?  That ain't no everday ordinary minnow bucket and the agreed upon price was 50.00 dollars.  I'll just barter it out from the bill for steam cleanin your sleeper.  I figure it will take about 12 hours at 3.00 per, let's call it an even 15.00 he owes me.  If I could go ahead and get the money today, it'd be a great help.  Being that it's New Years Eve, I'm plannin a special evening with Ms. Stone and Ms. Katdaddy.  I'd go into details but I don't want the other girls tracking us down.  Just tell Odell to bring the money to the KFC in Liberal at 7:00 tonight.

[wabash909]

The pigaggies really hate us.  Obsessively.

The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival.  The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas? 

I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.

I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.

Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.

Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold.  Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions.  I'm sure there are some doozies!

[We Are Better Than You]

The pigaggies really hate us.  Obsessively.

The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival.  The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas? 

I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.

I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.

Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.

Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold.  Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions.  I'm sure there are some doozies!

You're ignorant...