The Dark Knight Rises - With Parenting Advice and Spoilers!

[steve dave]

that should end well for them

[CNS]

another question:  is the baby in the baby carrier deal?  is that thing in a seat?  did they have to buy a ticket for the baby?  the other day I was forced to fly southwest so no assigned seats.  the flight was full.  everyone got loaded and the last guy couldn't find a seat.  turns out someone with a lap baby had the baby in a seat.  the level of infuriated I was once they finally figured this out and we were late taking off was pretty high.  pretty damn high.

EDIT:  then the whore of a mother got upset about it.  I JUST GOT MYSELF INFURIATED AGAIN THINKING ABOUT IT. 

I couldn't imagine sitting next to someone who had a kid booked to ride on their lap.  I mean, there is barely room to have a kindle on your lap.  IMO, would be worse than finding out you are sitting next to the guy who needs the seat belt extender.

[Dr Rick Daris]

another question:  is the baby in the baby carrier deal?  is that thing in a seat?  did they have to buy a ticket for the baby?  the other day I was forced to fly southwest so no assigned seats.  the flight was full.  everyone got loaded and the last guy couldn't find a seat.  turns out someone with a lap baby had the baby in a seat.  the level of infuriated I was once they finally figured this out and we were late taking off was pretty high.  pretty damn high.

yes. that sounds very annoying as well.

baby on plane causing a delay= an issue.
baby on plane that you did not even know was there= non issue.

[hemmy]

oh my. i just drove past mhk city park and saw some parents with a three month old. get a sitter lined up next time if you want to go to the park you parents! 

Daris, quit being a dumbass.

[OK_Cat]

welp

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[Dugout DickStone]

that should end well for them

Yup.  A beloved national treasure.

[Dr Rick Daris]

3 month olds don't really keep time very well.  midnight is about the same as any time.  I just don't see taking them to a movie under any circumstances.

Thats just me.  I am a pretty superior parent.

well i'm probably the best parent i know and i took a one week old to probably the loudest bball game that i've ever been to in bramlage. guess what happened? he slept through the whole thing. 

[EllToPay]

3 month olds don't really keep time very well.  midnight is about the same as any time.  I just don't see taking them to a movie under any circumstances.

Thats just me.  I am a pretty superior parent.

i'm probably the best parent i know and i took a one week old to probably the loudest bball game that i've ever been to in bramlage. guess what happened? he slept through the whole thing. 

that's pretty cool that you can predict the future on how newborns will react around other people. real neat, rd.

[AbeFroman]

god damnit, logging in while having 2 threads open is a disaster.

[EllToPay]

I work with 2 women. The first is always on the phone arguing with her husband (been married a year and a half, always fighting), or arguing with a family member (mom, cousin, sister the most common victims). The other is always eating snacks and complaining about how her blood sugar is too low.

 

[mocat]

charmingly embarrassing moment for abe right here 

[Dr Rick Daris]

3 month olds don't really keep time very well.  midnight is about the same as any time.  I just don't see taking them to a movie under any circumstances.

Thats just me.  I am a pretty superior parent.

i'm probably the best parent i know and i took a one week old to probably the loudest bball game that i've ever been to in bramlage. guess what happened? he slept through the whole thing. 

that's pretty cool that you can predict the future on how newborns will react around other people. real neat, rd.

well that's funny because i can't even predict how adults will sometimes react around other people. i mean, trim choked out a guy in front of an elevator in okc once and i certainly would not have predicted that. then there was a time that my wife got a migraine while we were at a movie and so we left. good point on never taking a son or daughter anywhere until you can be 100% as to how they will act/the future. you should write a book about it. dumbass.

[steve dave]

I can easily predict when trim is going to choke someone out.

[EllToPay]

3 month olds don't really keep time very well.  midnight is about the same as any time.  I just don't see taking them to a movie under any circumstances.

Thats just me.  I am a pretty superior parent.

i'm probably the best parent i know and i took a one week old to probably the loudest bball game that i've ever been to in bramlage. guess what happened? he slept through the whole thing. 

that's pretty cool that you can predict the future on how newborns will react around other people. real neat, rd.

well that's funny because i can't even predict how adults will sometimes react around other people. i mean, trim choked out a guy in front of an elevator in okc once and i certainly would not have predicted that. then there was a time that my wife got a migraine while we were at a movie and so we left. good point on never taking a son or daughter anywhere until you can be 100% as to how they will act/the future. you should write a book about it. dumbass.

oh, ok. my bad, i didnt realize you were the responsible party for other adults' behavior. next time i'm at a ksu cats game and the guy sitting next to me gets sick, i'll make sure i come find you and yell at you for letting this random dude into the game. 

[Saulbadguy]

having any child within earshot is unbearable and unacceptable, no matter the age

[Dr Rick Daris]

3 month olds don't really keep time very well.  midnight is about the same as any time.  I just don't see taking them to a movie under any circumstances.

Thats just me.  I am a pretty superior parent.

i'm probably the best parent i know and i took a one week old to probably the loudest bball game that i've ever been to in bramlage. guess what happened? he slept through the whole thing. 

that's pretty cool that you can predict the future on how newborns will react around other people. real neat, rd.

well that's funny because i can't even predict how adults will sometimes react around other people. i mean, trim choked out a guy in front of an elevator in okc once and i certainly would not have predicted that. then there was a time that my wife got a migraine while we were at a movie and so we left. good point on never taking a son or daughter anywhere until you can be 100% as to how they will act/the future. you should write a book about it. dumbass.

oh, ok. my bad, i didnt realize you were the responsible party for other adults' behavior. next time i'm at a ksu cats game and the guy sitting next to me gets sick, i'll make sure i come find you and yell at you for letting this random dude into the game. 

then i guess you're just simply saying that parents shouldn't do anything with their kids unless they can predict what the outcome of that event will be because of the fact that they are responsible for the child. lol. great call here. hey etp, ransom house editor on line one offering a six figure book deal for rights to this strategy.

[Dugout DickStone]

3 month olds don't really keep time very well.  midnight is about the same as any time.  I just don't see taking them to a movie under any circumstances.

Thats just me.  I am a pretty superior parent.

i'm probably the best parent i know and i took a one week old to probably the loudest bball game that i've ever been to in bramlage. guess what happened? he slept through the whole thing. 

that's pretty cool that you can predict the future on how newborns will react around other people. real neat, rd.

well that's funny because i can't even predict how adults will sometimes react around other people. i mean, trim choked out a guy in front of an elevator in okc once and i certainly would not have predicted that. then there was a time that my wife got a migraine while we were at a movie and so we left. good point on never taking a son or daughter anywhere until you can be 100% as to how they will act/the future. you should write a book about it. dumbass.

oh, ok. my bad, i didnt realize you were the responsible party for other adults' behavior. next time i'm at a ksu cats game and the guy sitting next to me gets sick, i'll make sure i come find you and yell at you for letting this random dude into the game. 

then i guess you're just simply saying that parents shouldn't do anything with their kids unless they can predict what the outcome of that event will be because of the fact that they are responsible for the child. lol. great call here. hey etp, ransom house editor on line one offering a six figure book deal for rights to this strategy.

Not sure who ransom house is but I would buy the ETP book from them.

[Dr Rick Daris]

having any child within earshot is unbearable and unacceptable, no matter the age

i really worry about the ability of most of you guys on here in terms of being able to function successfully in society when your skin is so thin that this type of stuff sets you off.  i mean really it's like everybody here is a thirteen year old girl in terms of things that bother them. but not a normal thirteen year old girl, one that is like way more sensitive than the other 13 year old girls and complains about stuff that would not even faze a normal 13 year old girl.

it's like this place is one long ride in a car with kids in the back seat complaining that one is touching the other and that the other one keeps making weird faces.

[Trim]

at the trim analogies.

[EllToPay]

3 month olds don't really keep time very well.  midnight is about the same as any time.  I just don't see taking them to a movie under any circumstances.

Thats just me.  I am a pretty superior parent.

i'm probably the best parent i know and i took a one week old to probably the loudest bball game that i've ever been to in bramlage. guess what happened? he slept through the whole thing. 

that's pretty cool that you can predict the future on how newborns will react around other people. real neat, rd.

well that's funny because i can't even predict how adults will sometimes react around other people. i mean, trim choked out a guy in front of an elevator in okc once and i certainly would not have predicted that. then there was a time that my wife got a migraine while we were at a movie and so we left. good point on never taking a son or daughter anywhere until you can be 100% as to how they will act/the future. you should write a book about it. dumbass.

oh, ok. my bad, i didnt realize you were the responsible party for other adults' behavior. next time i'm at a ksu cats game and the guy sitting next to me gets sick, i'll make sure i come find you and yell at you for letting this random dude into the game. 

then i guess you're just simply saying that parents shouldn't do anything with their kids unless they can predict what the outcome of that event will be because of the fact that they are responsible for the child. lol. great call here. hey etp, ransom house editor on line one offering a six figure book deal for rights to this strategy.

nope, just laughing at the fact that you would compare bringing a 3 month old into a theater to bringing trim to a bar in fear that he may choke someone out. lol at that comparo. no thanks random house editor, i need to watch rd's kids tonight because he was going to go to auntie mae's and try and bring them in and watch him do shots of whiskey. no harm, he says, because they won't be crying or bothering any other patrons or anything.

[ChiComCat]

so everyone's strongly on no crying babys in the theater/restaurant/etc. team though right?  that's all I really care about.

yes. i think all normal people are in the no annoying things in the theater/restaurant/etc team. babies crying, loud talkers, people with B.O, cell phones going off, people throwing things, people putting their feet and or knees on the back of your chair. you know, annoying things.

the thing is, the phone is only annoying if it rings and or someone starts talking on it and the baby is only an issue if it starts crying and the parents aren't seated as close as possible to the exit and immediately leave. as long as it's quiet which it more than likely would be, who cares?

Cell phones are most annoying when someone decides to fire off a text mid-movie and light up the whole damn theater with their giant screened smart phone, imo

[WillieWatanabe]

i think abefroman is on the right track here, you guys.

[Dr Rick Daris]

3 month olds don't really keep time very well.  midnight is about the same as any time.  I just don't see taking them to a movie under any circumstances.

Thats just me.  I am a pretty superior parent.

i'm probably the best parent i know and i took a one week old to probably the loudest bball game that i've ever been to in bramlage. guess what happened? he slept through the whole thing. 

that's pretty cool that you can predict the future on how newborns will react around other people. real neat, rd.

well that's funny because i can't even predict how adults will sometimes react around other people. i mean, trim choked out a guy in front of an elevator in okc once and i certainly would not have predicted that. then there was a time that my wife got a migraine while we were at a movie and so we left. good point on never taking a son or daughter anywhere until you can be 100% as to how they will act/the future. you should write a book about it. dumbass.

oh, ok. my bad, i didnt realize you were the responsible party for other adults' behavior. next time i'm at a ksu cats game and the guy sitting next to me gets sick, i'll make sure i come find you and yell at you for letting this random dude into the game. 

then i guess you're just simply saying that parents shouldn't do anything with their kids unless they can predict what the outcome of that event will be because of the fact that they are responsible for the child. lol. great call here. hey etp, ransom house editor on line one offering a six figure book deal for rights to this strategy.

nope, just laughing at the fact that you would compare bringing a 3 month old into a theater to bringing trim to a bar in fear that he may choke someone out. lol at that comparo. no thanks random house editor, i need to watch rd's kids tonight because he was going to go to auntie mae's and try and bring them in and watch him do shots of whiskey. no harm, he says, because they won't be crying or bothering any other patrons or anything.

so you are homeschooling your kids and never letting them leave the house if you ever have any then, right? i mean, no way to predict what a ten year old at school or something might do and if you can't predict it then they can't do it because you will be responsible for them. what if they fell down and scraped their knee? 


"honey, get some more duct tape. little etp just chewed through his again and is trying to climb out his window."

[EllToPay]

3 month olds don't really keep time very well.  midnight is about the same as any time.  I just don't see taking them to a movie under any circumstances.

Thats just me.  I am a pretty superior parent.

i'm probably the best parent i know and i took a one week old to probably the loudest bball game that i've ever been to in bramlage. guess what happened? he slept through the whole thing. 

that's pretty cool that you can predict the future on how newborns will react around other people. real neat, rd.

well that's funny because i can't even predict how adults will sometimes react around other people. i mean, trim choked out a guy in front of an elevator in okc once and i certainly would not have predicted that. then there was a time that my wife got a migraine while we were at a movie and so we left. good point on never taking a son or daughter anywhere until you can be 100% as to how they will act/the future. you should write a book about it. dumbass.

oh, ok. my bad, i didnt realize you were the responsible party for other adults' behavior. next time i'm at a ksu cats game and the guy sitting next to me gets sick, i'll make sure i come find you and yell at you for letting this random dude into the game. 

then i guess you're just simply saying that parents shouldn't do anything with their kids unless they can predict what the outcome of that event will be because of the fact that they are responsible for the child. lol. great call here. hey etp, ransom house editor on line one offering a six figure book deal for rights to this strategy.

nope, just laughing at the fact that you would compare bringing a 3 month old into a theater to bringing trim to a bar in fear that he may choke someone out. lol at that comparo. no thanks random house editor, i need to watch rd's kids tonight because he was going to go to auntie mae's and try and bring them in and watch him do shots of whiskey. no harm, he says, because they won't be crying or bothering any other patrons or anything.

so you are homeschooling your kids and never letting them leave the house if you ever have any then, right? i mean, no way to predict what a ten year old at school or something might do and if you can't predict it then they can't do it because you will be responsible for them. what if they fell down and scraped their knee? 


"honey, get some more duct tape. little etp just chewed through his again and is trying to climb out his window."

no, i will. i think i'll give them more than three months to get used to not being in their mother's womb.

lol, it's everyone against daris now.

[AbeFroman]

who the eff takes a 3 month old to a midnight showing of Batman?

what should they have done? left the 3 month old at home? it's three months old dude. it was probably just going to sleep through the whole thing in a car seat. who cares.

Had some self control and not gone to the movie? Waited until later this weekend when a babysitter could be arranged? Realized that if you want to keep going out on Thursdays at midnight you should refrain from reproducing?

i still can't figure out what the issue is. is it that they took the three month old to a movie or that they took it to a midnight movie, because from your response i can't tell. lol if it's the second.

Both. Taking a baby to a movie is white trash behavior that even the biggest WVU fan would have to think twice about.