I was hanging out at the lady friends place 2 nights ago in the backyard at night and we saw some sort of critter (maybe a raccoon or fox? It was dark but the critter was decent sized and moving fast) run through a neighbors back yard to our left and heard a scream from the neighbor behind us catty corner. She was freaking out and had apparently locked herself out of the house somehow and was in the screened in porch area terrified.
Anyways she was yelling "It was just right there" "I saw it, let me in let me in" "I don't know where it is, is it here?" "I'm so scared" to herself/partner calling her partner etc etc for about 2 minutes but nobody was responding. Finally I just yelled out, "Hey I'm catty corner from you in the backyard, do you want me to come over through the back gate and help you out?"
Then the partner opened the back door for the lady left outside and she said "No, thank you" and I got to hear 2 lesbians having a heated argument about what that animal was and why didn't the other one hear them and come to let them in sooner for about 45 seconds before they closed the door.
It was a very WTF moment, especially since I have no idea who they are.