@call_me_WALLACE
Ryan Wallace
Brent Venables will not be a DC or anything else at Kansas State. Folks "in the know" understand why. Sorry, but that's that. End of story.
The Ballad Of Brent
(to the tune of "
")
He spent 8 years at Kansas State
But he left when Bob came calling him in 98
He was leaving the only thing he'd ever known
They say he took some recruits
Went down to Norman, forsaking his roots
Won it all in 2000 and made a chest of gold.
He's been there, done that, now he'd like a big job of his own,
But K-State won't even take his calls on the telephone
That's why he can't go home
[Chorus]
That's why Brent can't go home
Burned the place where they called him one of their own
Just a Salina boy, Jayhawk quarters thrown, but still he can't go home
They say he can't go back, there's an unmentionable sin and that's a fact
There's only one place left he wants to go, but Brent can't go home
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, its alright
They say he loved to do yay, and the rest of those drugs
Coked out of his mind, facedown on the rug
All just to land the next recruit out on the road
It was the only way to go 20 hours strong
He knew that Bill was demanding, never went home,
Brent thought he had to do it, he couldn't have known,
That's why he can't go home.
[Chorus]
That's why Brent can't go home
Too much drugs and booze and rock 'n' roll
Just tryin' to recruit, a little nose candy blown, and now he can't go home
They say he can't go back, there's an unmentionable sin and that's a fact
There's only one place left he wants to go, but Brent can't go home
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, its alright
It doesn't matter what he does, it doesn't matter what he says
He made his bed when he jumped in one with someone dear to the prez,
The bigwigs found out, now every K-Stater knows,
that's why he can't go home
[Chorus]
That's why Brent can't go home
Sex, drugs, and recruits, spitting in K-State's eye,
On top of it all, stole Snyder's baseballs, wait that's a different guy
They say he can't go back, there's an unmentionable sin and that's a fact
There's only one place left he wants to go, but Brent can't go home
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, its alright
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, its alright
That's why Brent can't go home. [x2]
