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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1250 on: February 11, 2012, 07:28:41 AM »
I'm going on record:

Mike Cox will have a LONG career at K-State.

Mike Cox will be know for a HARD noise, IN YOUR FACE style of coaching.

Chase Mejia asked Mike Cox for tips on how to get aHEAD in life. Look where Chase is today.
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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1251 on: February 11, 2012, 11:08:35 AM »
Dude, seriously.  Dick jokes?  Still? Does your mom still breastfeed you?

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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1252 on: February 11, 2012, 11:10:54 AM »
eff, didn't see aTm hired Sumlin.  Glad they're afraid of Texas.

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« Reply #1253 on: February 11, 2012, 11:44:10 AM »
I'm with jtksu on this.  Try to have a more sophisticated sense of humor, such as this:

This POS, hands down.  It's like sports have become secondary to deep throating around here.  This board will forever be known as the biggest collection of cum guzzling retards.  Ever.  I'm just glad I was here to shoot my wisdom on your faces while the boat went down.  Oh, if Dax ben or hemmy want to show their faggy cum soaked faces around my tailgate at arrowhead, I will spare your sorry asses from my fists of fury cause I don't like to punch chicks or reyards.  But I got month problem socking a chioke artist like trim aka slim aka needle dick aka guy with a small penis who likes to talk crap but will only fight people by choking them in a public polace when they're not looking and themn run away.  Tirm=bitch. 

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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1254 on: February 11, 2012, 11:45:13 AM »
Dude, seriously.  Dick jokes?  Still? Does your mom still breastfeed you?

The thing I hate most about the Cox hire is that it's going to be a resurgence of tooootally clever dick jokes. Remember about five or six years ago when the Campus Fourum was full of barely clever jokes about how much "Cox [Cable] sucks"?  Yeah, thought we were done with that crap.

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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1255 on: February 11, 2012, 11:48:33 AM »
Dude, seriously.  Dick jokes?  Still? Does your mom still breastfeed you?

The thing I hate most about the Cox hire is that it's going to be a resurgence of tooootally clever dick jokes. Remember about five or six years ago when the Campus Fourum was full of barely clever jokes about how much "Cox [Cable] sucks"?  Yeah, thought we were done with that crap.

 :flush:

I think we are finally ready for breastfeeding jokes  :lick:

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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1256 on: February 11, 2012, 11:58:54 AM »
Kinda sad when someone digs through 2 yrs of my posts to find one that even I don't remember.  Dude, did you seriously read like 5000 of my posts or did you just pick one of your favorites from your memory?  Also-  that post was rough ridin' awesome.

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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1257 on: February 11, 2012, 12:15:41 PM »
Kinda sad when someone digs through 2 yrs of my posts to find one that even I don't remember.  Dude, did you seriously read like 5000 of my posts or did you just pick one of your favorites from your memory?  Also-  that post was rough ridin' awesome.

Just typed dick and jtksu in the search.  Pulled up right after all the posts calling you a dick

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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1258 on: February 11, 2012, 12:17:15 PM »
lol
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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1259 on: February 11, 2012, 12:55:17 PM »
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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1260 on: February 11, 2012, 01:34:01 PM »
like I said, 5000 posts.

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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1261 on: February 11, 2012, 06:06:59 PM »
When did this thread become so  :blah: :lol: all I got to add  :thumbsup:
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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1262 on: February 11, 2012, 08:19:09 PM »
Dude, seriously.  Dick jokes?  Still? Does your mom still breastfeed you?

The thing I hate most about the Cox hire is that it's going to be a resurgence of tooootally clever dick jokes. Remember about five or six years ago when the Campus Fourum was full of barely clever jokes about how much "Cox [Cable] sucks"?  Yeah, thought we were done with that crap.

 :flush:

You are so very correct.

 I'm ready for some intelligent dialogue about how good everyone believes our defensive coaching staff is going to be.
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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1263 on: February 11, 2012, 10:36:12 PM »
Dude, seriously.  Dick jokes?  Still? Does your mom still breastfeed you?

The thing I hate most about the Cox hire is that it's going to be a resurgence of tooootally clever dick jokes. Remember about five or six years ago when the Campus Fourum was full of barely clever jokes about how much "Cox [Cable] sucks"?  Yeah, thought we were done with that crap.

 :flush:

You are so very correct.

 I'm ready for some intelligent dialogue about how good everyone believes our defensive coaching staff is going to be.
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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1264 on: February 11, 2012, 11:34:04 PM »
Mike Cox gonna rise up again!

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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1265 on: February 11, 2012, 11:44:23 PM »
Mike Cox gonna rise up again!
When the Strength Coach gets done with the LB's and Cox gets them on the field; they'll be known as Cox's hard, men.  :love:
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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1266 on: February 12, 2012, 03:14:39 AM »
Bill knows he's going to to have to do all of the work anyway. So he's just promoting from within etc, hiring the unemployed, because he won't be here long, and the staff will just be let go when the new coach is hired anyway.

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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1267 on: February 12, 2012, 10:27:26 AM »
Mike Cox gonna rise up again!
When the Strength Coach gets done with the LB's and Cox gets them on the field; they'll be known as Cox's hard, men.  :love:

I'm not sure this is actually true.   :tongue:
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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1268 on: February 12, 2012, 10:57:41 AM »

Hayes will be good.
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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1269 on: February 12, 2012, 11:23:44 AM »

Hayes will be good.

Please tell me why you believe this.  I'm looking for a reason to be enthused.
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Re: K-State DC Thread
« Reply #1270 on: February 13, 2012, 08:16:33 AM »
eff, didn't see aTm hired Sumlin.  Glad they're afraid of Texas.

He's a great coach and all, but they are going to be horrible this year and I don't think those racists will give him more than 2 years to win 10 games.