Kurtis Townsend loves porn

[kso_FAN]

Glad this is all cleared up now.

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/03/04/1789737/whitlock-how-the-porn-star-got.html

[WillieWatanabe]

Glad this is all cleared up now.

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/03/04/1789737/whitlock-how-the-porn-star-got.html

lol my god what a mess. This has Tiger Woods written all over it.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Glad this is all cleared up now.

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/03/04/1789737/whitlock-how-the-porn-star-got.html

lol my god what a mess. This has Tiger Woods written all over it.

wow. white trash sluts and athletes/coaches at ku banging the bejeebers out of them while the lawrence townfolk cheer on. shocking. 

[The42Yardstick]

Pretty sure I'm 100% okay with this.

[Dugout DickStone]

He gave some random fan he met on a plance $2000 tix?  And She got ushered to see the Jayhawk then said it was a b-day pres?

If he didn't know her how was it a bday pres?

[Pete]

He gave some random fan he met on a plance $2000 tix?  And She got ushered to see the Jayhawk then said it was a b-day pres?

If he didn't know her how was it a bday pres?

If it weren't Kurtis rough ridin' Townsend, I MIGHT buy it.  He is a legendary crook. LEGENDARY. 

[Dugout DickStone]

What is Elin Townsend saying about this?

[pissclams]

i was on my way back from Lawrence last night and took a wrong turn off of K10 and ended up driving up on a KU post-game cross burning.  anyways, this guy that was there (seemed nice but racist) said that Kurtis is a good guy and really friendly, he said that Kurtis gives $2000 tix to pornstars he doesn't know all the time.  i guess i believe him so i think all of this is a non-issue.  weird that Kurtis spells his last name with a K though, never would have taken him to be a Kurtis with a K.

[WillieWatanabe]

I meet so many people. I can’t tell you how many people ask about tickets,” Townsend said. “This person was a KU fan. We talked. She said she loved KU and went to school there and said, ‘I’d love to see a game with my brother on my birthday.’ She ended up following up about a month ago and we left her tickets.”

Soooo many people ask about tickets, yet this time he just happens to follow through?? lol nice Kurtis, real nice...

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/mar/04/townsend-explains-ticket-situation/

[Dugout DickStone]

I meet so many people. I can’t tell you how many people ask about tickets,” Townsend said. “This person was a KU fan. We talked. She said she loved KU and went to school there and said, ‘I’d love to see a game with my brother on my birthday.’ She ended up following up about a month ago and we left her tickets.”

Soooo many people ask about tickets, yet this time he just happens to follow through?? lol nice Kurtis, real nice...

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/mar/04/townsend-explains-ticket-situation/

Probation is going to be hilarious....again.

[Dr Rick Daris]

I meet so many people. I can’t tell you how many people ask about tickets,” Townsend said. “This person was a KU fan. We talked. She said she loved KU and went to school there and said, ‘I’d love to see a game with my brother on my birthday.’ She ended up following up about a month ago and we left her tickets.”

Soooo many people ask about tickets, yet this time he just happens to follow through?? lol nice Kurtis, real nice...

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/mar/04/townsend-explains-ticket-situation/

oh my. so any average ku alum who meets kurtis townsend can expect courtside seats if they just ask? 

[BrotherDDay]

Jimmy Elgas used to have a section reserved for co-ed/porn star ticket hand-outs.   I think it was section 24.

Pppfffft.... everyone is doing it.

[Pete]

I meet so many people. I can’t tell you how many people ask about tickets,” Townsend said. “This person was a KU fan. We talked. She said she loved KU and went to school there and said, ‘I’d love to see a game with my brother on my birthday.’ She ended up following up about a month ago and we left her tickets.”

Soooo many people ask about tickets, yet this time he just happens to follow through?? lol nice Kurtis, real nice...

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/mar/04/townsend-explains-ticket-situation/

oh my. so any average ku alum who meets kurtis townsend can expect courtside seats if they just ask? 

Yep. 

If you are male genitals-crazed-whore, and you ask Kurtis Townsend for tix, then you get tix.

[Dr Rick Daris]

I meet so many people. I can’t tell you how many people ask about tickets,” Townsend said. “This person was a KU fan. We talked. She said she loved KU and went to school there and said, ‘I’d love to see a game with my brother on my birthday.’ She ended up following up about a month ago and we left her tickets.”

Soooo many people ask about tickets, yet this time he just happens to follow through?? lol nice Kurtis, real nice...

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/mar/04/townsend-explains-ticket-situation/

oh my. so any average ku alum who meets kurtis townsend can expect courtside seats if they just ask? 

Yep. 

If you are male genitals-crazed-whore, and you ask Kurtis Townsend for tix, then you get tix.

also apparently have to have gone to ku and also want tickets to the biggest home game of the year that happens to be around their birthday. kurtis....dr daris on line one. daris on line one.

[Dugout DickStone]

Can we email him and see if he will get us courtside to the P66?  I'll take 4.

[Pete]

Can we email him and see if he will get us courtside to the P66?  I'll take 4.

No, you need to sit next to him on an airplane.

Also, he has to want to eff you.  Wear some CK1.

[OK_Cat]

Can we email him and see if he will get us courtside to the P66?  I'll take 4.

No, you need to sit next to him on an airplane.

Also, he has to want to eff you.  Wear some CK1.

 

[americanoutlaw]

So did Kurtis get any ass since he gave her the tickets?

[The42Yardstick]

Can we email him and see if he will get us courtside to the P66?  I'll take 4.

No, you need to sit next to him on an airplane.

Also, he has to want to eff you.  Wear some CK1.

no need to pete. any average ku alum gets floor seats if they just ask.

I got second row seats in the Oral Roberts game in 2006

[kso_FAN]

Parrish tweets:

GaryParrishCBS    Not just great things. Sometimes two great things at once. RT @TheDenverKid: @GaryParrishCBS I did. She does indeed do great things.
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GaryParrishCBS    If she wants a VIP pass to March Madness on Demand, I've got her covered. RT @CarolinaFan1982: @GaryParrishCBS I would so give her a ticket.
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GaryParrishCBS    She does great things for people, strangers, friends (both men and women), and she does them on camera. (Don't act like u didn't Google her)
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GaryParrishCBS    The latest from the KU porn star (and she's right, by the way) ... RT @SammyRyRy ... I do great things for people, strangers, my friends
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[michigancat]

Ha, Parrish is awesome.

Jimmy Elgas used to have a section reserved for co-ed/porn star ticket hand-outs.   I think it was section 24.

this was also awesome.

[ZappaCat]

Wiki-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Ryan_%28pornographic_actress%29

How is it that this wikipedia entry has not been updated with her new found KU fame?

[ZappaCat]

Or what about this one?   

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurtis_Townsend

[Scary Smart]

I don't see what the big deal is . . . she's not doing any more whoring around than your average low self esteem JoCo bred ku jersey chasing sperm dumpster.

 

[JavaCat]

In high school Kelley Blond was viewed more as the wild child than Jamie. One's doing hair now for a living, the other is doing men (and women). Life is just full of surprises.