Kurtis Townsend loves porn

[Dugout DickStone]

The porn shop inside Bazooka's should run specials on Samantha Ryan movies during the Big 12 tourney.

Maybe they could get her to a guest appearance?

Dooley and I went to All-Starrs in Lawrence once, and they had Porn star in there doing a guest appearance and signing autographed DVD's and stuff. 

Ask me about my autographed DVD of Jenna Jameson.

PS.  I'm with Beems.  Embracing the sleaze is very elite.

[OregonSmock]

http://www.clubsamantharyan.com/




God bless the Internet.

[Scary Smart]

Ryan, a native of Kansas, also tweeted that she was upset at ESPN for not carrying the game -- a view likely shared by many Jayhawk fans -- but she also took the time to thank Coach Townsend for the seats on her Twitter account: "So excited for my floor seats at the KU/KSU game! Coach Townsend kicks major a--! Rock Chalk Jayhawk Go KU!"

Such spirit is admirable. But, really, could you expect anything less from an award winning actress -- Adult Video News' selection for best group sex scene -- in the immortal Butt Pirates of the Caribbean.

ZOMG.

http://ncaabasketball.fanhouse.com/2010/03/04/porn-star-samantha-ryan-given-floor-seats-by-kansas-assistant-co/

[sonofdaxjones]

Maybe Townsend donned the jayhawk mascot head during the act.  

Playa's Play and Hata's hate . . . that's just how he rolls.