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Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« on: March 04, 2010, 10:24:59 AM »


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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2010, 10:28:00 AM »


 :lol:
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2010, 10:34:17 AM »
Quote from: sys on March 04, 2010, 10:28:00 AM


 :lol:

Always wanted to know who the eff that was. What a weird situation.
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2010, 10:39:25 AM »
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2010, 10:39:58 AM »
I did the "work" for you doodz
Official website-http://www.samantharyanlive.com
very long film list-http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1801294/   201 movies
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2010, 10:47:58 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on March 04, 2010, 10:39:25 AM
http://www.seattlepi.com/cbasketball/176969_locke09.html       <----good read on townsend

I'm still waiting for the Star to "run" with this one. . . :blank:
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2010, 11:07:22 AM »
I met SR at a party this past summer.  She's hot!  I'm sad she's a KU fan.
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2010, 11:12:42 AM »
Javacat will be sooo disappointed she's a squawk.
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2010, 11:14:14 AM »
Quote from: Porkchop on March 04, 2010, 11:07:22 AM
I met SR at a party this past summer.  She's hot!  I'm sad she's a KU fan.

Did you get head?  If not fail.  She's been in over 200 pornos, can't even imagine what that gash looks like
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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2010, 11:44:52 AM »
She's a Shawnee Mission Northwest grad too. That should help get the story rolling some more in KC.
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2010, 11:56:07 AM »
Why does a porn star go to college?
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2010, 11:58:11 AM »
She should be PO'd.  They gave Dave Wittig seats behind the ku bench before he he had to leave for his extended vacation in the slammer.
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2010, 12:00:44 PM »
Quote from: FP TC etc. on March 04, 2010, 11:56:07 AM
Why does a porn star go to college?

The KU athletic dept. paid better?   :dunno:
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2010, 12:20:31 PM »
Quote from: MakeItRain on March 04, 2010, 11:14:14 AM
Quote from: Porkchop on March 04, 2010, 11:07:22 AM
I met SR at a party this past summer.  She's hot!  I'm sad she's a KU fan.

Did you get head?  If not fail.  She's been in over 200 pornos, can't even imagine what that gash looks like

Yes it was a fail, unless you dig Miss Congeniality.
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2010, 12:26:30 PM »
Maybe she was "recruiting" Kurtis' daughters?  Ol' Kurt was probably just using his influence to land his kids a job.

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« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2010, 12:27:35 PM »
:eek:

Those came from that?!?!
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2010, 12:31:31 PM »
his wife's attractive.  i wouldn't automatically assume that townsend fathered the good-looking daughter.
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2010, 12:31:46 PM »
Quote from: Ira Hayes on March 04, 2010, 12:00:44 PM
Quote from: FP TC etc. on March 04, 2010, 11:56:07 AM
Why does a porn star go to college?

The KU athletic dept. paid better?   :dunno:

Would have been a great hostess.  Very convincing.

I lived across the hall from one of our FB "girls" at Chase.  She was no where near as hot.

KSU needs to step it up if we want to compete.
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« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2010, 12:42:47 PM »
Quote from: FP TC etc. on March 04, 2010, 11:56:07 AM
Why does a porn star go to college?

Most porn stars start as strippers.  As you may or may not know all strippers doing it to pay their way through college.
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2010, 02:05:50 PM »
Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on March 04, 2010, 12:42:47 PM
Quote from: FP TC etc. on March 04, 2010, 11:56:07 AM
Why does a porn star go to college?

Most porn stars start as strippers.  As you may or may not know all strippers doing it to pay their way through college.

I hear some start as football players at K-State and the gay ones start as Nebraska wrestlers.
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2010, 02:16:38 PM »
Quote from: Pete on March 04, 2010, 12:26:30 PM
Maybe she was "recruiting" Kurtis' daughters?  Ol' Kurt was probably just using his influence to land his kids a job.



She seems like the kind of wife who has no problem that her husband is in semi-regular contact with a porno actress and gives said porno chick free, premium tickets nehind the bench.  Cool lady.
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Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2010, 02:24:42 PM »
looks like he's thinking of his favorite porno actress in the picture
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« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2010, 03:28:28 PM »
From her Facebook,
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Big thanks you know who for gettin me the tix from Coach T! Best Birthday Present Ever! :) Can you say, I owe ya one!

I think we now know how KU is pulling in the last minute All American. Wonder if they came from Sherron.
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