Author Topic: What about Kansass (Read 19308 times)

poopsammich · « **Reply #106 on:** December 09, 2011, 11:04:30 PM »

Quote from: jmlynch1 on December 09, 2011, 10:57:34 PM

Hmm. With that gonzo nose like that I just assumed she was Jewish, or Polish.

ECO_CAT · « **Reply #107 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:12:24 AM »

People from Kansas, as reported by the ADA, are ninety-six times more likely to have more teeth and less severe cases of gingivitis and plaque buildup than those from southern-most states.

ECO_CAT · « **Reply #108 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:30:44 AM »

The 34th President of the US - Dwight Eisenhower - was born in Abilene, Kansas. His portrait was removed from the dollar coin in 1979, but still remains on most Chuck E. Cheese game tokens.

bfred · « **Reply #109 on:** December 10, 2011, 02:12:34 AM »

Quote from: Dingo on December 09, 2011, 10:12:06 PM

n00b, beat you to it. Except I used fizbo the clown because he is more awesome

poopsammich · « **Reply #110 on:** December 12, 2011, 11:41:48 AM »

The movie "Slingblade" is a true story about life and coming of age in the state of Kansas.

Kansas State also has the #1 Special Needs Program in the Nation.

Take that pigaggies.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #111 on:** December 12, 2011, 01:11:24 PM »

What about that Capote movie? PRETTY CAPTIVATING!

razorsharp · « **Reply #112 on:** December 12, 2011, 01:53:19 PM »

Kansas was mentioned in the wizard of OZ.

Lots of grain elevators (if you like that sort ot thing)

Windy as *uck

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #113 on:** December 12, 2011, 01:55:12 PM »

Quote from: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 01:53:19 PM

Kansas was mentioned in the wizard of OZ.

Lots of grain elevators (if you like that sort ot thing)

Windy as *uck

Not if you stand behind a grain elevator!

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #114 on:** December 12, 2011, 02:05:57 PM »

razorsharp · « **Reply #115 on:** December 12, 2011, 02:09:07 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on December 12, 2011, 01:55:12 PM

Quote from: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 01:53:19 PM
Kansas was mentioned in the wizard of OZ.

Lots of grain elevators (if you like that sort ot thing)

Windy as *uck

Not if you stand behind a grain elevator!

ha. you made me lol. actually, I was born in Kansas and still have family scattered from Liberal to Wichita.

kslim · « **Reply #116 on:** December 12, 2011, 02:23:15 PM »

Quote from: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 02:09:07 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on December 12, 2011, 01:55:12 PM
Quote from: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 01:53:19 PM
Kansas was mentioned in the wizard of OZ.

Lots of grain elevators (if you like that sort ot thing)

Windy as *uck

Not if you stand behind a grain elevator!

ha. you made me lol. actually, I was born in Kansas and still have family scattered from Liberal to Wichita.

woah

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #117 on:** December 12, 2011, 02:41:48 PM »

Quote from: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 02:09:07 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on December 12, 2011, 01:55:12 PM
Quote from: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 01:53:19 PM
Kansas was mentioned in the wizard of OZ.

Lots of grain elevators (if you like that sort ot thing)

Windy as *uck

Not if you stand behind a grain elevator!

ha. you made me lol. actually, I was born in Kansas and still have family scattered from Liberal to Wichita.

Lots of grain elevators between those two towns. My favorite is in Cullison. Between the elevator and the shelter belt, excellent wind protection if it's blowing out of the north.

KITNfury · « **Reply #118 on:** December 12, 2011, 02:41:50 PM »

A born and raised Kansan invented color in 1874. Prior to that, just black and white.

poopsammich · « **Reply #119 on:** December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM »

State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

poopsammich · « **Reply #120 on:** December 12, 2011, 03:47:53 PM »

A grain elevator in Hutchinson is 1/2 mile long and holds 46 million bushels in its 1,000 bins.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #121 on:** December 12, 2011, 05:44:50 PM »

Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM

State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

Hubbidahubbidahubbida whaaaa?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #122 on:** December 13, 2011, 09:45:00 AM »

Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM

State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

That is why I have a record.

detch23 · « **Reply #123 on:** December 13, 2011, 03:45:58 PM »

Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM

State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

You really want to play this game?

poopsammich · « **Reply #124 on:** December 13, 2011, 08:40:56 PM »