Author Topic: What about Kansass (Read 19314 times)

poopsammich · « **Reply #75 on:** December 07, 2011, 11:20:24 PM »

Quote from: pike on December 07, 2011, 11:04:26 PM

Amazing

Dingo · « **Reply #76 on:** December 07, 2011, 11:59:00 PM »

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #77 on:** December 08, 2011, 12:20:19 AM »

Quote from: travelhog on December 07, 2011, 10:52:15 PM

Quote from: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Kansans boast dongs that are 17% longer and 21% bigger in diameter than the national average.

If anyone would know, you would.

I'm sure you have first hand knowledge and extensive research on the subject.

Just the first line would have done. You don't need to spell things out for us, we're not from Arkansas.

Shacks · « **Reply #78 on:** December 08, 2011, 12:54:39 AM »

Our side won the Civil War

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #79 on:** December 08, 2011, 12:57:24 AM »

Quote from: travelhog on December 08, 2011, 12:23:14 AM

Quote from: Stevesie60 on December 08, 2011, 12:20:19 AM
Quote from: travelhog on December 07, 2011, 10:52:15 PM
Quote from: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Kansans boast dongs that are 17% longer and 21% bigger in diameter than the national average.

If anyone would know, you would.

I'm sure you have first hand knowledge and extensive research on the subject.

Just the first line would have done. You don't need to spell things out for us, we're not from Arkansas.

From what I've seen on here, everything needs to be explained to you as simply as possible.

Really? Because we're the fan base that knows the difference between "your" and "you're".

KSU-Krazie · « **Reply #80 on:** December 08, 2011, 01:20:06 AM »

Beth Mendenhall

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Matt Siebrant's Left Hand · « **Reply #81 on:** December 08, 2011, 01:29:20 AM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on December 08, 2011, 12:57:24 AM

Quote from: travelhog on December 08, 2011, 12:23:14 AM
Quote from: Stevesie60 on December 08, 2011, 12:20:19 AM
Quote from: travelhog on December 07, 2011, 10:52:15 PM
Quote from: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Kansans boast dongs that are 17% longer and 21% bigger in diameter than the national average.

If anyone would know, you would.

I'm sure you have first hand knowledge and extensive research on the subject.

Just the first line would have done. You don't need to spell things out for us, we're not from Arkansas.

From what I've seen on here, everything needs to be explained to you as simply as possible.

Really? Because we're the fan base that knows the difference between "your" and "you're".

bfred · « **Reply #82 on:** December 08, 2011, 02:31:14 AM »

joda · « **Reply #83 on:** December 08, 2011, 02:33:00 AM »

and if that isn't enough

BOOM!
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you're welcome

joda · « **Reply #84 on:** December 08, 2011, 02:33:51 AM »

Quote from: bfred on December 08, 2011, 02:31:14 AM

Goddamnit beat me to it

RazorcatsFTW · « **Reply #85 on:** December 08, 2011, 05:14:33 AM »

Recognized as 2nd most prestigious football program, just behind Notre Dame.

K-S-U-Wildcats! · « **Reply #86 on:** December 08, 2011, 07:49:22 AM »

Quote from: RazorcatsFTW on December 08, 2011, 05:14:33 AM

Recognized as 2nd most prestigious football program, just behind Notre Dame.

At least we're 2nd, bad person. The Irish are many. Where the hell does UCA rank? Nobody's even heard of your crap program.

yoEMAW · « **Reply #87 on:** December 08, 2011, 08:33:34 AM »

Quote from: poopsammich on December 07, 2011, 11:11:30 PM

If Kansas had a beach......it would be the home of Jersey Shore.

puniraptor · « **Reply #88 on:** December 08, 2011, 08:37:46 AM »

mocat · « **Reply #89 on:** December 08, 2011, 08:44:48 AM »

Quote from: travelhog on December 07, 2011, 10:52:15 PM

Quote from: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Kansans boast dongs that are 17% longer and 21% bigger in diameter than the national average.

If anyone would know, you would.

I'm sure you have first hand knowledge and extensive research on the subject.

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jmlynch1 · « **Reply #90 on:** December 08, 2011, 08:58:17 AM »

Don't forget about this knucklehead from Concordia guys...

detch23 · « **Reply #91 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:05:31 AM »

Quote from: jmlynch1 on December 08, 2011, 08:58:17 AM

Don't forget about this knucklehead from Concordia guys...

Ya he was my math teacher.

He was good but his tests were easy all the problems equaled 1.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #92 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:07:36 AM »

Doberman_CATS!!! · « **Reply #93 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:08:42 AM »

Quote from: theKSU on December 07, 2011, 04:28:27 PM

Sunday liquor sales.

Liquor sales period. Russellville, AR is a dry county. I had to provide the alcohol for my cousins entire wedding.

gokatgo · « **Reply #94 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:11:44 AM »

Quote from: Doberman_CATS!!! on December 08, 2011, 09:08:42 AM

Quote from: theKSU on December 07, 2011, 04:28:27 PM
Sunday liquor sales.

Liquor sales period. Russellville, AR is a dry county. I had to provide the alcohol for my cousins entire wedding.

So it's true?

MadCat · « **Reply #95 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:26:01 AM »

That movie with tornadoes and witches...it's stored in a salt mine in Kansas.

K-S-U-Wildcats! · « **Reply #96 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:51:25 AM »

Quote from: MadCat on December 08, 2011, 09:26:01 AM

That movie with tornadoes and witches...it's stored in a salt mine in Kansas.

So was Star Wars and a bunch of the other greatest movies of all time.

MadCat · « **Reply #97 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:22:28 AM »

You know that phrase "back to the salt mines"...it's actually from Russia and would look something like this: ??????? ? ??????? ??????
However, Kansas does have salt mines and a bunch of the greatest movies of all time are stored in them like Star Wars!

EDIT: Apparently the forum does not like Cyrillic characters.

powercatmiller · « **Reply #98 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:55:47 AM »

ArthurDent42 · « **Reply #99 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:44:27 PM »

Quote from: theKSU on December 07, 2011, 04:28:27 PM

Sunday liquor sales.

This.
Blue laws are shite.