Breaking down the game

[Dingo]

True fact:  Arkansas's education system is ranked 50th in the country.  For those Ark folk, that's 50th out of 50 states, which is a kind way of saying last.

I love stats.  I loved Robert Griffin  III's states just before we played them.  I love Miami's stats, Texas's stats, Texas Tech's stats ...  If the games were played on a motherfucking Excel spreadsheet (or a Numbers sheet if you're a Mac guy), you'd win, motherfuckers.  See you in a month in Dallas, and a helpful tip I got from a Stephen King novel ... stuff toiletpaper in your butt crack after an ass-raping to catch the blood, or your trailer park homies will tease you about being on the rag.   

[fr@ck me]

Aight mommies,

We are a small state with below average income levels, education and high unemployment.  Thanks again Ab Lincoln.  Nevertheless, we still love our ONLY team and devote all of attention to them. 


Lastly, Bobby Petrino pointed at Les Miles and said f*** you.  Honestly, that's just another reason the entire state loves him.  You might called it trashy but we call it swagger with class.

I can't wait to make fun of all of you verbally in Dallas. Make sure to bring your hoodies.

mommies?  I think you are looking for the phog.net  Common mistake among poor uneducated people.  We are  around here.

[DQ12]

Just to be clear, is this guy blaming Reconstruction Era policies for Arkansas's current economic state?

 

[MTC44]

Just to be clear, is this guy blaming Reconstruction Era policies for Arkansas's current economic state?

 

Well, to be fair he buried it in a bunch of nonsensical "sentences," so it was pretty hard to find.

[the KHAN!]

You know, it must suck, having to hear us celebrate 150 years of being a state and winning the civil war while you morn the 150th anniversary of receiving ass kickings from people who lived in places like Maine and Michigan. I feel bad for Pigaggie.

[Fayettechill]

True fact:  Arkansas's education system is ranked 50th in the country.  For those Ark folk, that's 50th out of 50 states, which is a kind way of saying last.

Well, I would hate to see a "false fact." Oh wait, our education system is not 50th.

48th, motherf'ers! Deal with it!

[chum1]

I'm still thinking about how awesome it was when we destroyed A&M.

[Andy]

so you try to trash us as some undeserving team but then throw in how this is your chance for another top 10 win?