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Breaking down the game
« on: December 05, 2011, 12:58:18 PM »
Aight mommies, here are some statistics and facts.  Please be mature and educated in your rebuttal.

Arkansas has 3 Top 15 wins. Including Top10 win over S.Carolina

Wilson is ranked 14th Nationally in yards

As a team, hogs are ranked 30th Nationally in offense
K-state is ranked 97th as a team in Offense, 97th.
 
K-state's pass defense is ranked 103rd, 103rd.

Best quality win: Baylor ( Who is good, albeit a 3 loss team)

beat a very average Texas team

blown out by a 3 loss Oklahoma team, while we were blown out by the #1 and #2. 

Comeback win against aTm, of which we did the same, and of which neither of us can brag about since Sherman is a joke

Eastern Kentucky 10-7, great start to a lackluster 10 win season

Klein has 1,099 yards and 26 TD's.

Other than Klein, only 2 RB's combined (Hubert/Pease) have 5 TD's.

One of your fans claimed your second to Notre Dame as far as program goes.  That speaks for itself. 

Arkansas has already played the #1,#2 team with the best 2 defenses, and S.Carolina with the #3 Defense in the SEC. You really think we won't take care of business to a undersized, pathetic K-state defense?

This is our shot to get another Top10 WIN.

Before your ignorant fan base tries to argue back, let me address a few more issues.

Marquel Wade mighta "cheap shotted" the Vandy punt returner.  Oh well, if he apologized and looked like a badas$ doing it.

We did almost lose to Ole Miss and Vandy, on the road, in the SEC.  Sucks, but a W is a W.

LSU and Bama did torch us, also away, and also two of the best team's in college football history.

We are a small state with below average income levels, education and high unemployment.  Thanks again Ab Lincoln.  Nevertheless, we still love our ONLY team and devote all of attention to them. 


Lastly, Bobby Petrino pointed at Les Miles and said f*** you.  Honestly, that's just another reason the entire state loves him.  You might called it trashy but we call it swagger with class.

I can't wait to make fun of all of you verbally in Dallas. Make sure to bring your hoodies.



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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 01:03:13 PM »
I like how you reiterate things.  Things.  It really drives home your points.  Points.  It doesn't at all seem like you have downs.  Dowwwwwwwnz.
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2011, 01:05:50 PM »
Quote from: bobbymfpetrino on December 05, 2011, 12:58:18 PM
Aight mommies, here are some statistics and facts.  Please be mature and educated in your rebuttal.





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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2011, 01:08:13 PM »
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2011, 01:10:56 PM »
not going to relinquish any bragging about win over a&m.  nice try, though.
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2011, 01:13:30 PM »
Quote from: bobbymfpetrino on December 05, 2011, 12:58:18 PM
Aight mommies, here are some statistics and facts.  Please be mature and educated in your rebuttal.

Arkansas has 3 Top 15 wins. Including Top10 win over S.Carolina

Wilson is ranked 14th Nationally in yards

As a team, hogs are ranked 30th Nationally in offense
K-state is ranked 97th as a team in Offense, 97th.
 
K-state's pass defense is ranked 103rd, 103rd.

Best quality win: Baylor ( Who is good, albeit a 3 loss team)

beat a very average Texas team

blown out by a 3 loss Oklahoma team, while we were blown out by the #1 and #2. 

Comeback win against aTm, of which we did the same, and of which neither of us can brag about since Sherman is a joke

Eastern Kentucky 10-7, great start to a lackluster 10 win season

Klein has 1,099 yards and 26 TD's.

Other than Klein, only 2 RB's combined (Hubert/Pease) have 5 TD's.

One of your fans claimed your second to Notre Dame as far as program goes.  That speaks for itself. 

Arkansas has already played the #1,#2 team with the best 2 defenses, and S.Carolina with the #3 Defense in the SEC. You really think we won't take care of business to a undersized, pathetic K-state defense?

This is our shot to get another Top10 WIN.

Before your ignorant fan base tries to argue back, let me address a few more issues.

Marquel Wade mighta "cheap shotted" the Vandy punt returner.  Oh well, if he apologized and looked like a badas$ doing it.

We did almost lose to Ole Miss and Vandy, on the road, in the SEC.  Sucks, but a W is a W.

LSU and Bama did torch us, also away, and also two of the best team's in college football history.

We are a small state with below average income levels, education and high unemployment.  Thanks again Ab Lincoln.  Nevertheless, we still love our ONLY team and devote all of attention to them. 


Lastly, Bobby Petrino pointed at Les Miles and said f*** you.  Honestly, that's just another reason the entire state loves him.  You might called it trashy but we call it swagger with class.

I can't wait to make fun of all of you verbally in Dallas. Make sure to bring your hoodies.



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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2011, 01:14:57 PM »
Who tracked all the pig crap on this site?
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2011, 01:19:37 PM »
Is this dude seriously blaming the shitty statistical information on his state on a dude who died 150 years ago?

OMFG LOL PPPFFFFFF!!!!

It would be Andrew Johnson's, a Southern boy from my hometown, fault if it would be anyone's. But it's not anyone's fault. It's yours. For living there. GTFO, I've got a room I can lease you.
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2011, 01:21:07 PM »
If Arky still had slaves, they would be in better shape. DAMN YOU ABE LINCOLN  :shakesfist:
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2011, 01:24:25 PM »
Just so you know, this message board is paragraph compatible.
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2011, 01:29:53 PM »
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One of your fans claimed your second to Notre Dame as far as program goes.  That speaks for itself.  

That is a running meme from something a KU fan once said on here. If you can't get the humor here you are wasting your time. Or are you?
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2011, 01:30:57 PM »
WTF Bobby? You don't think we're the 2nd best program off all time behind Notre Dame? What a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)!!!
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2011, 01:31:09 PM »
Can you picture an Arkansas high school English class?.... :sdeek:

It really is scary to see the decline of America which apparently began in Arkansas.  
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2011, 01:31:21 PM »
It's easier to look at stats and facts individually rather than paragraphs dumba$$.  

Yes, our state, as would the rest of the south be better without the civil war.

And I have yet to see an educated response to this.  You truly are the dumbest fan base.  The only thing dumber than y'all is the bull$hit BCS system that put us here.  

STFU, peasants.
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2011, 01:33:06 PM »
Quote from: bobbymfpetrino on December 05, 2011, 01:31:21 PM
It's easier to look at stats and facts individually rather than paragraphs dumba$$.  

Yes, our state, as would the rest of the south be better without the civil war.

And I have yet to see an educated response to this.  You truly are the dumbest fan base.  The only thing dumber than y'all is the bull$hit BCS system that put us here.  

STFU, peasants.

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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2011, 01:35:25 PM »
Quote from: bobbymfpetrino on December 05, 2011, 01:31:21 PM

Yes, our state, as would the rest of the south be better without the civil war.


So don't rebel!!!!


Honestly, you were just asking for an Army of Irish Immigrants to come and spank your SECess loving asses.
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2011, 01:38:07 PM »
Kstate pass offense >>>> Arkansas Pass defense

Kstate pass defense >>>>>> Arkansas Pass offense

Kstate bbs'ing >>>>>>> Arkansas bbs'ing

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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2011, 01:41:10 PM »
Does anybody else just LOVE how he counts blowout losses to LSU and Alabama as wins over top 15 teams?
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2011, 01:43:50 PM »
Quote from: bobbymfpetrino on December 05, 2011, 12:58:18 PM
Lastly, Bobby Petrino pointed at Les Miles and said f*** you.  Honestly, that's just another reason the entire state loves him.  You might called it trashy but we call it swagger with class.

this is a great example of being classy in arkansas.  pointing at, and yelling eff you at the opposing coach.  thanks, i've learned a lot today.
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Re: Breaking down the game
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2011, 02:42:37 PM »
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on December 05, 2011, 01:41:10 PM
Does anybody else just LOVE how he counts blowout losses to LSU and Alabama as wins over top 15 teams?

No dip$hit, I wasn't counting those as wins. Check our schedule before you make an a$$ outta yourself again.

Eat glass, K-state.
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2011, 02:55:19 PM »
Eastern Kentucky would have beat the crap out of every SEC team this year. Could Bama or LSU beat EKU?
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2011, 02:57:13 PM »
Quote from: bobbymfpetrino on December 05, 2011, 02:42:37 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on December 05, 2011, 01:41:10 PM
Does anybody else just LOVE how he counts blowout losses to LSU and Alabama as wins over top 15 teams?

No dip$hit, I wasn't counting those as wins. Check our schedule before you make an a$$ outta yourself again.

Eat glass, K-state.

I see South Carolina and no one else. Maybe you should enlighten me.
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Re: Breaking down the game
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2011, 02:57:32 PM »
Why does he keep saying "eat glass".

Is that a regular occurrence in Arkansas?  I am not familiar with this tradition.  :dunno:
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