Some basic facts about our opponent, University College of Arkansas (UCA)

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UCA is the premier football program of the state of Arkansas, a noble and great achievement. Here are some basic facts about them:


Motto   No offical motto
Established   1907, as Arkansas State Normal School
Type   Public University
Endowment   US $34.9 million (2008)[1]
Students   13,863 (Fall 2011) [2]
Undergraduates   12,302 (Fall 2011) [3]
Postgraduates   1,561 (Fall 2011) [4]
Location    Conway, Arkansas, USA
Campus   Co-educational; residential
Colors   purple and gray
         
Nickname   Bears & Sugar Bears [2] so why do they go around acting like pigs? 
Affiliations   Southeastland Conference
Website   www.uca.edu



Apparently they just moved up from Division 2 like last year Here is their football field:



looks like we're playing a real up-and-coming program guys

[DQ12]

Would take.

[FP TC etc.]

Wow, only been playing D1 football for 2 years and made it to the cotton bowl! Congrats guys, hats off! 

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Would take.

Like I said, we're dealing with one of the hottest up-and-coming programs in the nation here

[OK_Cat]

Sugar Bears is a bad ass nickname, 'grats guys.

[chunkles]

Would take.

Holy crap we talked about this last year.  Good find.  I like how the yard numbers in the background appear elevated and cast a shadow.  Please merge with cool sciency pics thread or optical illusions thread, tia.

[Ham Malone]

Damn now you guys can't install a purple and grey field since you would be copycats. 

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Man, look at this tiny-ass basketball arena of theirs 



Apparently their informal name is "College Arkansas," as you can see by the first word in their logo at mid-court. Seems kinda redundant, but hey, maybe they have a pro team in Little Rock that people get confused by and accidentally go to their games or something

[RazorHog]

If this thread is a joke, then:   

If not, then: 

[kcpowercat]

After we beat these guys, I'm taking them under my wing....that football field..... 

[KSU-Krazie]

Would take.

fybs

[Kat Kid]

Would take.

Hmmm, I would've alternated the colors.  Looks like they got to the 50 and just kind of gave up there.

[Cackle]

my God that is elite.  Currie, Schulzie, OB, Bosco, whoever makes these decisions should take notes

[DQ12]

I can't believe that the SEC would allow them to do that on their field, but I guess they allowed Maryland to play in those horrid uniforms.

So much for SEC "tradition."

[Smac1475]

OMG You people aren't very smart You are playing the U of A not UCA ROFLMA !!!!!! We are #6 in the nation We played in the Sugar bowl last year!!!! Are you new to football????

[FP TC etc.]

OMG You people aren't very smart You are playing the U of A not UCA ROFLMA !!!!!! We are #6 in the nation We played in the Sugar bowl last year!!!! Are you new to football????

 

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Apparently our identity crisis-ridden friends at hogville.net (seriously, i thought auburn was the only SEC school with multiple personality disorder) appear to doubt our veractiy here at goEMAW dot com:

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Re: According to goEMAW.com...
« Reply #3 on: Today at 01:09:46 AM »
Guys, it's a TROLL BOARD, nothing on the entire site is supposed to be taken seriously.


Let me assure you Mr. Anonymous Internet Poster who uses an outdated website for selling merchandise, I have been *inside* the very Farris Center of the University College of Arkansas where your Sugar Bearpigs play basketyhoops. I have taken in your atmosphere and multiple murals to the only relevant basketball player in your school's history, Scottie Pippen. I would not disparage or misrepresent anything about your fine institution.

[BallHawg10]

 

[Kat Kid]

OMG You people aren't very smart You are playing the U of A not UCA ROFLMA !!!!!! We are #6 in the nation We played in the Sugar bowl last year!!!! Are you new to football????

OMG YOU AREN'T VERY SMART!

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I'd like to point out that Mr. BallHawg10 is merely giving us a visual representation of normal daily activities of University College of Arkansas students. Their campus in Conway is dominated by brick buildings, and the school's students do a daily ritual of "becoming one with the brick and mortar structures of knowledge" by attempting to unite their brains with the halls of knowledge they occupy. It's a strange, but inspiring sight to see.

[Smac1475]

Wrong school again boy oh boy you just can't get it right can you?

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I'd like to point out that Mr. BallHawg10 is merely giving us a visual representation of normal daily activities of University College of Arkansas students. Their campus in Conway is dominated by brick buildings, and the school's students do a daily ritual of "becoming one with the brick and mortar structures of knowledge" by attempting to unite their brains with the halls of knowledge they occupy. It's a strange, but inspiring sight to see.

OMG You people aren't very smart You are playing the U of A not UCA ROFLMA !!!!!! We are #6 in the nation We played in the Sugar bowl last year!!!! Are you new to football????

Clearly the results of these rituals are difficult for outsiders like us to interpret.

[gohogs14]

I'd like to point out that Mr. BallHawg10 is merely giving us a visual representation of normal daily activities of University College of Arkansas students. Their campus in Conway is dominated by brick buildings, and the school's students do a daily ritual of "becoming one with the brick and mortar structures of knowledge" by attempting to unite their brains with the halls of knowledge they occupy. It's a strange, but inspiring sight to see.

I figured you guys would appreciate them having the same color scheme as you. I work for their ticket office and think the womens bball team could beat the men haha. but the men have corliss williamson so its all good  

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Way scarier than Baylor iyam

[kslim]

OMG You people aren't very smart You are playing the U of A not UCA ROFLMA !!!!!! We are #6 in the nation We played in the Sugar bowl last year!!!! Are you new to football????