Oh I am sorry did we accuse them of using drugs??? Just because your state doesn't know anything past it's nose or how to protest Military, Basketball Coaches and College players funerals, doesn't mean that every other state ESPECIALLY in the south are druggies with no teeth and aren't educated. If anything playing us will BOOST you rep!
You could lead ARHogGirl to a library, but she'll just end up back in the kitchen so you should probably save your energy.
I may end up in the Kitchen but at least I can read the cookbook and KNOW how to cook. What is the best selling food in Kansas????? Raman Noodles....They cook well in the Microwave! Oh wait do you know what that even is??