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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2011, 06:52:27 PM »
Potato in tailpipe of an iowa tagged pontiac grand prix at Olive Garden.   :gocho:

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2011, 07:00:16 PM »
Used some nose grease to write EMAW on the windshield of a floodaggie tractor with floatation tires on it parked down at City Park.  Even their torrential spring rains won't wash that stuff off.   :ksu:

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2011, 07:03:07 PM »
daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

its actually daris 2, swampags 0, unless you were lying about getting the older guy too.  go cats.

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2011, 07:14:38 PM »
The balding reference shows up on this site and I'm like OMG YES.

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2011, 07:19:48 PM »
flood aggie came into Rock A Belli.........after removing rubbers by the coat rack, pulled up a stool next to me (did not make eye contact).........asked me what my "poison" was, to which i explained JW Black with a splash of soda............he sat silent.........i thought maybe a mini-stroke or something, but realized he had no idea what i was talking about..............i told him good luck tomorrow and offered to buy him a drink of what i was having........he tipped his cap (i took that as "sure").........had the bartender set me up, but had him make a Scorsby and coke for the flood victim

he drank it right down         :drool:
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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2011, 07:26:51 PM »
daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

its actually daris 2, swampags 0, unless you were lying about getting the older guy too.  go cats.

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bball cats, various other bball teams, texas fball or whoever fball i decide for that week, if i decide to pay attention to fball that week, fball cats, swampaggies, dr.pepperaggies, big 12 traitoraggies.
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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2011, 08:46:36 PM »
Just got back from So Long.  Crowded in there as usual.  Anyway, moldaggie fan trying to get to the bathroom, knocks a menu off the table that's hanging over the edge a bit because we have lots of food on the table (raspberry black bean dip, green chili stew, resist temp, etc).  As he reaches over to pick up the menu, i push him down so that he falls on the floor.  by this time everyone in the bar is pointing and laughing at the guy.  he just kinda gets up, laughs a little, and goes to the bathroom.  i mean  :dunno:

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2011, 08:46:54 PM »
Saw a car with Iowa tags parked in front of Cold Stone around 2 pm today.  

Keyed a good, legible "KSU" right in the driver's side door.

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2011, 09:24:22 PM »
daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

its actually daris 2, swampags 0, unless you were lying about getting the older guy too.  go cats.

 :surprised:

On the football board?!?!?

bball cats, various other bball teams, texas fball or whoever fball i decide for that week, if i decide to pay attention to fball that week, fball cats, swampaggies, dr.pepperaggies, big 12 traitoraggies.

yeah. it's probably is me +2 and them 0 i guess. also, sys hates isu more than he hates kstate football. actually the whole state of iowa pretty much.

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #34 on: December 02, 2011, 09:35:18 PM »
some ISU guy just parked at aggieville near the park.  I watched him and his three kids get out of their suv and head towards Kites.  After they were out of sight I spray painted the entire passenger side of their suv with a purple dick and balls.  I sprayed it out really nice.  it can't be mistaken for anything but a huge purple bonejob with two super droopy balls at it's base.  no paint runs or anything. one solid stroke of the krylon.  guys it was really choice work.  I wish I had taken a picture.  

I thought this was such a great idea, I just copied it and tagged an Iowa plated car as well, but since I'm kinda drunk, it didn't turn out so neat as your's sounds......sure hope the RCPD don't mistake mine for your work and arrest you SD.    :dunno:
If this happens I apologize in advance.    Still have some purple krylon left, so I'm heading back out....

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2011, 09:40:42 PM »
One of my bro's favorite movie is Field of Dreams.  Went over to his house today, stole his bluray of FOD, and burned it.  About as rigid as it gets for this old fart. 
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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2011, 11:31:15 PM »
just got back from aggieville. saw an isu guy (30 yrs old?) that got punched and spit on outside of aggie lounge while his gf (wife?) stood around freaking out. i had to kind of lol. was that anybody from here? if so... :cheers:

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #37 on: December 02, 2011, 11:53:04 PM »
So I was driving down I-70 & I saw this ford on the side of the road with ISU plates on the front & ISU alum stickers on the back.  Outside by the rear passenger tire was a rather good looking chap in tight jeans & wearing a smooth black cowboy hat.  I stopped to help him out.  I loaned him my 3 ton jack, because all that poor fellow had in his car was the factory scissor lift deal.  Anyway, I also loosened the lugs for him because I always keep a 4 way lug wrench in the car because they're easier than the standard tire iron.  I mentioned to him that a 4 way was the only way to go & he bashfully agreed.   After I had asked him how he squeezed himself into such tight jeans, we decided to give up on the tire.  He offered to buy me a drink so I murdered him.   what a mommy.
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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2011, 12:18:26 AM »
OMG! just got a text from a friend that is at longhorns and said that there is an isu fan passed out in the bathroom and everybody is pissing on him! i told him to take a pic and send.  :fatty: :crossfingers:

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2011, 10:13:54 AM »
ture story: a younger E4LJHL new a total douchebag groweing up. he was a cloner. anyways he totally screwed me over by not showing up to a presentation in trig class.
the young EMAWer got back at him by having sex with his single and decently hot mother two years later while home on thanksgiving break.
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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2011, 10:15:23 AM »
ture story: a younger E4LJHL new a total douchebag groweing up. he was a cloner. anyways he totally screwed me over by not showing up to a presentation in trig class.
the young EMAWer got back at him by having sex with his single and decently hot mother two years later while home on thanksgiving break.
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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2011, 10:19:40 AM »
OMG! just got a text from a friend that is at longhorns and said that there is an isu fan passed out in the bathroom and everybody is pissing on him! i told him to take a pic and send.  :fatty: :crossfingers:
lmao thats a pretty nice place to get passed out at.
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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2011, 11:27:25 AM »
OMG! just got a text from a friend that is at longhorns and said that there is an isu fan passed out in the bathroom and everybody is pissing on him! i told him to take a pic and send.  :fatty: :crossfingers:
lmao thats a pretty nice place to get passed out at.
clone fans and their light weightedness :rolleyes:

right after i posted i guess the police showed up and took the passed out guy away. from what i gather some guy was about ready to take a dump on him so the police probably came at a good time. friend didn't get any pictures though.

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2011, 05:27:19 PM »
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From CycloneFanatic thread with link to this thread.

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Here is what they are saying/bragging about. Sounds like a bunch of F'n idiots. Who admits to crimes on the internet, don't they know that it can be traced back? Hope we can get these tards busted! If anybody knows anybody that got their car keyed at a Coldstone, or SUV painted, lead them to this link!

****ISU SUV SPRAY PAINTED BY KSU FANS, CAR KEYED AT COLDSTONE @ KSU GAME!!!


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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2011, 05:29:02 PM »
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From CycloneFanatic thread with link to this thread.

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Here is what they are saying/bragging about. Sounds like a bunch of F'n idiots. Who admits to crimes on the internet, don't they know that it can be traced back? Hope we can get these tards busted! If anybody knows anybody that got their car keyed at a Coldstone, or SUV painted, lead them to this link!

****ISU SUV SPRAY PAINTED BY KSU FANS, CAR KEYED AT COLDSTONE @ KSU GAME!!!

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2011, 05:29:42 PM »
:surprised:

From CycloneFanatic thread with link to this thread.

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Here is what they are saying/bragging about. Sounds like a bunch of F'n idiots. Who admits to crimes on the internet, don't they know that it can be traced back? Hope we can get these tards busted! If anybody knows anybody that got their car keyed at a Coldstone, or SUV painted, lead them to this link!

****ISU SUV SPRAY PAINTED BY KSU FANS, CAR KEYED AT COLDSTONE @ KSU GAME!!!

 :runaway:
CRAP.  MODS CAN THEY BACKTRACE? 

CAN THEY BACKTRACE?!


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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2011, 05:29:55 PM »
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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2011, 05:32:41 PM »
Overheard three ISU fans talking. They were telling their swampaggy buddies that someone threw a half-full spit cup at them last night on their way out of Aggieville, but they got the plates and called it in.

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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2011, 05:36:19 PM »
if anybody can get ahold of a moderator that has the ability to delete this thread i would really appreciate it. i know it can be done. i just don't know who can do it. but i know some of you guys know them personally and have cell phone numbers and stuff and it would really, really, help me out if you could make this thread just "go away"  ;)
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Re: iowa state fan run-ins
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2011, 05:38:50 PM »
crap, after reading this thread I bet the mods are probably busying shredding emails and packing their bags for Mexico.