iowa state fan run-ins

[Dr Rick Daris]

just had my first. was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattan about an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got one of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

[Johnny Wichita]

just had my first was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattanabout an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got on of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

Jesus Christ you are a piece of crap. 

[ben ji]

Last year at arrowhead I saw a family of FloodAggies getting out of their tractor and noticed the dad dropped all their tickets on the ground while he was securing their life jackets inside the cab. I didnt say anything and once they walked away I picked up the tickets and sold them all for $50(Stupid FloodAggie had terrible tickets)

[Johnny Wichita]

just had my first was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattanabout an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got on of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

Jesus Christ you are a piece of crap.  

 

Just joking.  

[Three Fingers]

I was chatting with an iowa state co-worker today. I asked him what he thought about Rhoads possibly going to A&M if they offered him a job.  He seemed like he didn't care because the program was in motion and they were really going places.  He said they didn't need Rhoads to get where they were going.



I was very surprised.

['taterblast]

 

[FP TC etc.]

So I was sitting on the front porch smoking a cig (and boy do I love a good ciggy) when a family of floodaggies walked by (presumably to enjoy a nice dinner in aggieville) anyway, I leered at the dad floodaggy and flicked my cigarette butt at them.

Pretty lol worthy if you ask me. Dad floodaggy looked ready to crap his dockers.

[steve dave]

some ISU guy just parked at aggieville near the park.  I watched him and his three kids get out of their suv and head towards Kites.  After they were out of sight I spray painted the entire passenger side of their suv with a purple dick and balls.  I sprayed it out really nice.  it can't be mistaken for anything but a huge purple bonejob with two super droopy balls at it's base.  no paint runs or anything. one solid stroke of the krylon.  guys it was really choice work.  I wish I had taken a picture.  

[Shacks]

So I was sitting on the front porch smoking a cig (and boy do I love a good ciggy) when a family of floodaggies walked by (presumably to enjoy a nice dinner in aggieville) anyway, I leered at the dad floodaggy and flicked my cigarette butt at them.

Pretty lol worthy if you ask me. Dad floodaggy looked ready to crap his dockers.

Should've taken a page from the Colorado fan playbook - pee in a balloon and throw it at them while shining a laser pointer in their eyes and pelting them with D cell batteries

[Dr Rick Daris]

some ISU guy just parked at aggieville near the park.  I watched him and his three kids get out of their suv and head towards Kites.  After they were out of sight I spray painted the entire passenger side of their suv with a purple dick and balls.  I sprayed it out really nice.  it can't be mistaken for anything but a huge purple bonejob with two super droopy balls at it's base.  no paint runs or anything. one solid stroke of the krylon.  guys it was really choice work.  I wish I had taken a picture.  

is it too late to go back and take one?

[kstater]

just had my first was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattanabout an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got on of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

Did you ask the older guy how his brother Jerry was doing?

[wes mantooth]

just had my firs.t was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattan about an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got one of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

how many of them were bald/balding?  my guess is all 3 of them

[Dr Rick Daris]

just had my firs.t was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattan about an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got one of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

how many of them were bald/balding?  my guess is all 3 of them

absolutely no clue. it all happened just way to fast. i could kind of see them looking at each other in the rear view though and they were all just kind of "wft" to each other and stuff. kind of like this ----->

[wes mantooth]

just had my firs.t was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattan about an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got one of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

how many of them were bald/balding?  my guess is all 3 of them

absolutely no clue. it all happened just way to fast. i could kind of see them looking at each other in the rear view though and they were all just kind of "wft" to each other and stuff. kind of like this ----->

is it too late to go back and check? 

[Dr Rick Daris]

just had my firs.t was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattan about an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got one of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

how many of them were bald/balding?  my guess is all 3 of them

absolutely no clue. it all happened just way to fast. i could kind of see them looking at each other in the rear view though and they were all just kind of "wft" to each other and stuff. kind of like this ----->

is it too late to go back and check? 

yeah. it was probably around 4pm or so. pissclams was in the car w/ me though so he might know.

[AbeFroman]

I saw a couple of Iowa State cars getting gas at the Quicktrip on I-70 and 78th in KCK. They went inside for the 2 for $2 taquitos while I slashed their tires.

[Brock Landers]

just had my first. was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattan about an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got one of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

Those hayseeds wouldn't even have known what a spit cup is since they prefer to go ahead and swallow their Kodiak juice.

[steve dave]

GUYS! I just saw that same ISU guy with his Purple Boner SUV talking to some RCPD    Congrats on wasting your time loser

[FP TC etc.]

lol, so guys, this literally just happened. I've been drinking 40's all night (colt 45 ftw amirite?) when I spy this floodaggy with his floodaggy girlfriend (total babe btw) anyway, they are still like 2 blocks away, and since I had drank so many 40's already (like 6 or 7, seriously bro's)   I pissed on the sidewalk then watched them walk through it like 3 minutes later.

Pretty sure he got some on his loafers... lmao, amirite?

[Dr Rick Daris]

GUYS! I just saw that same ISU guy with his Purple Boner SUV talking to some RCPD    Congrats on wasting your time loser

 

[Johnny Thunderbone]

ive known this punk kid whose parents are both isu grads and raised him to be a cyclone fan and he took pictures with and got autographs from fred hoiberg and dedrick willoughby and jamaal tinsley and marcus fizer and tim floyd and larry eustachey back in the day when kemper arena wasn't condemned and now this kid is totally emaw and tsc



but i still dont like him all of that much so yeah i saw this kid and so i tried to punch him but the mirror broke and i cut my hand

and ps this kid's dad has crohn's disease and had a section of his colon removed and whenever iowa state plays hes always like "go crohns" and its kindof funny but not funny at the same time go cats

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Every Iowa car I walk by in Aggieville smells like a wet basement.

[O-town Kat]

I sit by 3 Sporeclones at work 2 younger, 1 older, and all balding. Unbelievable.

[wes mantooth]

I sit by 3 Sporeclones at work 2 younger, 1 older, and all balding. Unbelievable.

Unbelievable that you've never thought that all moldclones are bald, or unbelievable because you couldn't believe they were all bald after reading this thread, in which case, it's actually very believable, they are all bald.

[sys]

daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.

its actually daris 2, swampags 0, unless you were lying about getting the older guy too.  go cats.