goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database

[CHONGS]

So I am going to make walking tacos for one this weekend.   What's your best gourmet/nongourmet WT recipe?  Let's start a database.

[Stevesie60]

Pineapple salsa 

[Dugout DickStone]

If you are trying to throw clams an alley-oop thread, put his name in the title jeez.

[BigCat]

The trick (I think) is to use equal parts beef bouillon, milk and water when mixing your seasoning in with the ground beef and black bean mixture. Creamier texture helps take care of the crunchiness and saltiness of the Fritos. Also try using shredded or melted goat cheese and baby greens or fresh spinach instead of garbage Iowa lettuce. If you can source local, organic Fritos they are of course recommended.

[MadCat]

I thought these were made with Doritos.  If not, why not use Doritos?

[EuroCat]

Since you're a KSU fan i reccomend the foie gras walking taco with thinly sliced truffle chips topped with a light Velouté sauce.

[steve dave]

15 taco bell beef burritos.  cut off the ends.  full size bag of doritos nacho cheese.  squeeze the burritos so all the filling smushes out into the bag of chips.  dump a bag salad mix into the chip bag.  mix with large wooden spoon.  stick 10 plastic forks in it.  boom, enormous shared walking taco for you and your disgusting iowan tailgate. 

[EllToPay]

walking tacos are disgusting.

[Emo EMAW]

I like the original walking taco:  pickled carp with flotsam on top.

[Rams]

the eff is a walking taco? 

[felix rex]

Be sure to fill the bag with salsa until only the very tops of the chips can be seen (when you order it this way in Ames, they call it a "wading taco").

[pissclams]

Be sure to fill the bag with salsa until only the very tops of the chips can be seen (when you order it this way in Ames, they call it a "wading taco").

that's cute.
i've got a whole myriad of different salsa's for this weekend's KC_WTP.
what really threw me for a loop last WTP was Limestone preferring cool ranch doritos over nacho cheese doritos in his walking tacos.  wth?  

[steve dave]

sour cream that comes in a tube to squeeze into your disgusting chip bag to cool off the heat of whatever disguting hot thing you put in there as needed.  or just dip your dirty fork right into the sour cream container that everyone is sharing to pile it on.  whatever.  

[pissclams]

sour cream that comes in a tube to squeeze into your disgusting chip bag to cool off the heat of whatever disguting hot thing you put in there as needed.  or just dip your dirty fork right into the sour cream container that everyone is sharing to pile it on.  whatever. 

or just have a separate spoon for sour cream.  LOL dumbass. 

[steve dave]

when you need to spice up your walking taco king size bag just dump a whole shitload of Pace Picante Hot Thick & Chunky onto it and stir it up with the other disgusting crap you have in there. 

[Cricketer]

1. Open personal sized bag of Doritos
2. Let a dog take a dump in said bag
3. Climb back on tractor and enjoy

[bigwillie20]

1. Open personal sized bag of Doritos
2. Let a dog take a dump in said bag
3. Climb back on tractor and enjoy

 

[steve dave]

1. Open personal sized bag of Doritos
2. Let a dog take a dump in said bag
3. Climb back on tractor and enjoy

 

[Rams]

 



 

[steve dave]

another tip I got from an iowa guy who asked me if I could spare any change is to tear the bag open after you are done and lick off the disgusting residue that is stuck to the corners.  I guess it's some of the choicest pieces of walking taco that get stuck down there.  I mean, you aren't going to look any more disgusting than you already do by eating this crap so why not!

[Cire]

Fritos

[AbeFroman]

15 taco bell beef burritos.  cut off the ends.  full size bag of doritos nacho cheese.  squeeze the burritos so all the filling smushes out into the bag of chips.  dump a bag salad mix into the chip bag.  mix with large wooden spoon.  stick 10 plastic forks in it.  boom, enormous shared walking taco for you and your disgusting iowan tailgate. 

 

[steve dave]

if your fork tears through the side of the bag you can seal off the top like a pastry chef's icing bag and squeeze the crap out of the hole directly into your gaping maw.  

[steve dave]

A lot of WT eaters will crunch their doritos up into a fine chowder before dumping the processed crap into the bag to form a kind of meat cement that is more uniform in texture than a traditional full chip WT.  I say choose whatever option you like best because, no matter which route you take with your WT you can rest assured you are going to be looked at like a repulsive freak.

[MadCat]

if your fork tears through the side of the bag you can seal off the top like a pastry chef's icing bag and squeeze the crap out of the hole directly into your gaping maw.  

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