goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database

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[AbeFroman]

Buy 10 tacos for $8 at Taco Bell
Take tacos out of bag, unwrap
Put tacos back in bag
Crunch up bag
Enjoy!

[Dugout DickStone]

 



 

 

[MadCat]

Try Tri Deltas' new TriDeltacos!  They're Deltalicious !

[jtksu]

Buy 10 tacos for $8 at Taco Bell
Take tacos out of bag, unwrap
Put tacos back in bag
Crunch up bag
Enjoy!

Could I substitute Taco Tico tacos?  They have 50 cent tacos on Sundays and I thought it may be a nice treat to enjoy during the Va Tech game.

[AbeFroman]

Buy 10 tacos for $8 at Taco Bell
Take tacos out of bag, unwrap
Put tacos back in bag
Crunch up bag
Enjoy!

Could I substitute Taco Tico tacos?  They have 50 cent tacos on Sundays and I thought it may be a nice treat to enjoy during the Va Tech game.

As long as they are eaten with a fork (or better yet, a spork) out of a bag, it doesn't matter which taco establishment  you purchase your ingredients from.

[MadCat]

OT: what are the best toppings for a bag of Funyuns?

[PurpleSleezyE]

SD owning this thread!  The more I read from him the worse my stomach felt!   

[AbeFroman]

OT: what are the best toppings for a bag of Funyuns?

Ranch Dressing and Chili

[jtksu]

Aren't WT's pretty much just a cheap and readily available form in which to waterproof your regular taco?

[MadCat]

Aren't WT's pretty much just a cheap and readily available form in which to waterproof your regular taco?

You're thinking of taco boats, which require a method of adding buoyancy.  Walking tacos would sink and get wet anyway.

[MadCat]

OT: what are the best toppings for a bag of Funyuns?

Ranch Dressing and Chili

Whew...I was about to soil these Funyuns with a KFC famous bowl.

[hatingfrancisco]

Whew...I was about to soil these Funyuns with a KFC famous bowl.

God Damn Famous Bowls! 

[Cricketer]

Whew...I was about to soil these Funyuns with a KFC famous bowl.

God Damn Famous Bowls! 

 

What are you?  dadboner?  Gross.  On a side note, I just did my humanitarian duty for the day and fished two Clones out of the river.  Their old truck blew a tire and off the bridge they went.  They were on the way to the game but decided to head home on a Greyhound after they lost all their provisions which included a cooler full of taco meat, an old milk jug filled with PBR and a couple hogs. 

[CHONGS]

Going with "Asian" flavor walking tacos

[steve dave]

good idea.  go to hyvee and get a bunch of sesame chicken and dump that crap into a huge bag of wontons.  pour half a bottle of soy sauce on it and shake the hell out of it.  eat it with chopsticks, a fork, your hands or whatever you feel like because it's not going to alter the amount of rough ridin' gross-out that people are going to have watching you gorge yourself on that filth.

[POWL]

 



 

"taco" Delta Delta Delta ....can i "taco" help ya, help ya, help ya ?

[CHONGS]

good idea.  go to hyvee and get a bunch of sesame chicken and dump that crap into a huge bag of wontons.  pour half a bottle of soy sauce on it and shake the hell out of it.  eat it with chopsticks, a fork, your hands or whatever you feel like because it's not going to alter the amount of rough ridin' gross-out that people are going to have watching you gorge yourself on that filth.

pretty damn close...no wontons, I bought some sesame and seaweed flavored rice chips.   sesame flavored chinese sausage will go on top along with chow mein vegetables.

[Kat Kid]

if your fork tears through the side of the bag you can seal off the top like a pastry chef's icing bag and squeeze the crap out of the hole directly into your gaping maw.  

The "Iowa Shotgun"

 

[Dr Rick Daris]

if your fork tears through the side of the bag you can seal off the top like a pastry chef's icing bag and squeeze the crap out of the hole directly into your gaping maw. 

The "Iowa Shotgun"

 

not going to lie here. i have an uncle that lives in shenanadoah, iowa and he keeps two shotguns by his bed. one is a real one that he can shoot intruders w/ and the other is one like steve dave described in case he wakes up in the middle of the night and is hungry. so weird.

[MadCat]

if your fork tears through the side of the bag you can seal off the top like a pastry chef's icing bag and squeeze the crap out of the hole directly into your gaping maw.  

The "Iowa Shotgun"

 

not going to lie here. i have an uncle that lives in shenanadoah, iowa and he keeps to shotguns by his bed. one is a real one that he can shoot intruders w/ and the other is one like steve dave described incase he wakes up in the middle of the night and is hungry. so weird.

Hope he never picks the wrong one. 

[Perry]

if your fork tears through the side of the bag you can seal off the top like a pastry chef's icing bag and squeeze the crap out of the hole directly into your gaping maw.  

The "Iowa Shotgun"

 

not going to lie here. i have an uncle that lives in shenanadoah, iowa and he keeps to shotguns by his bed. one is a real one that he can shoot intruders w/ and the other is one like steve dave described incase he wakes up in the middle of the night and is hungry. so weird.

Hope he never picks the wrong one. 

Yeah, I'd hate to be the burglar that gets WT thrown at me. Jesus, that would be awful.

[jtksu]

Guys, is it possible we just discovered the backstory to Hav's poor uncle?  Dood wasn't suicidal, he was just really hungry.

[felix rex]

Sidenote: seafood variants of this Iowa staple (aka the "walking fish taco" or "the Darwin") are banned in the state as sacrilegious.

[Cire]

I still can't believe you gingers eat walking tacos with doritos.  Barf.