Yeah, if you think beems isn't checking this thread and this board every minute of the day you're fricking crazy. He will never leave here no matter how many times he says he is leaving.
Say they hired someone legitimate that a bunch of teams were going after. How long would this thread be? Most likely shorter because we'd be doing a lot less laughing, but beems would still be around. As myopic as he is towards KU, he's worried about this hire and that's why he's gone right now.