Author Topic: NEW AWESOME THING WE ARE GOING TO START ON WWW.goEMAW.COM (Read 6791 times)

Pete · « **on:** November 14, 2011, 12:17:07 AM »

Guys,

I saw this on another website, and it seems to be really popular (really catching fire, probably the next "fear the beard" type thing) and I'd like for us to start doing it on this site.

When you reach a certain number of posts, you need to announce that you have reached that certain number of posts, and then you need to say something particularly unflattering about another sports team and/or school!

I haven't been able to ascertain what the precise rules are on the "certain number," so let's just work under the assumption that if that number is important to you, it's important to every other poster as well. OK?

Pete · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2011, 12:19:43 AM »

AND WITH MY 6678th post I want to say that the Shawnee Heights High School police athletic league basketball team from 1992 SUCKS!!!!!!!!

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2011, 08:06:35 AM »

So is 6678 the magic post number?

CNS · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2011, 08:17:00 AM »

So confusing. Can someone pls establish a form letter/post with the blanks in the appropriate places with directions in (), like Madlibs, so this doesn't get screwed up?
Gotta put on a good face for the rest if the interwebs and all we need is to have a few of these flubbed.

0.42 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2011, 09:51:29 AM »

FOR MY 1922th POST I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT JACK C. HAYS HIGH SCHOOL IS A BUNCH OF CONFEDERATE FLAG-WAVING HICK RACISTS WHOSE STUDENTS WILL NEVER RISE ABOVE THE LEVEL OF A MANAGER AT BURGER KING ON THE CORPORATE LADDER

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2011, 11:13:33 AM »

Quote from: Pete on November 14, 2011, 12:17:07 AM

Guys,

I saw this on another website, and it seems to be really popular (really catching fire, probably the next "fear the beard" type thing) and I'd like for us to start doing it on this site.

When you reach a certain number of posts, you need to announce that you have reached that certain number of posts, and then you need to say something particularly unflattering about another sports team and/or school!

I haven't been able to ascertain what the precise rules are on the "certain number," so let's just work under the assumption that if that number is important to you, it's important to every other poster as well. OK?

Can we use such milestones to call out other posters?

Pete · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2011, 11:53:23 AM »

Pretty strict rules on this, you have to call out another sports program when you hit your milestone post count. It's up to you to determine your special milestone number.

Not sure if you can call out another poster. I'll defer to Rick on this (his rules, not mine).

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2011, 12:29:07 PM »

Quote from: Pete on November 14, 2011, 12:19:43 AM

AND WITH MY 6678th post I want to say that the Shawnee Heights High School police athletic league basketball team from 1992 SUCKS!!!!!!!!

LOL...I have a buddy who was likely on that team.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2011, 12:30:16 PM »

You think that it's just a coincidence that I saw this thread on what happens to be my 900th post?

but seriously, do i get an extra jar or something under my name now or something or is that 1000 posts?

Pete · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:02:24 PM »

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on November 14, 2011, 12:29:07 PM

Quote from: Pete on November 14, 2011, 12:19:43 AM
AND WITH MY 6678th post I want to say that the Shawnee Heights High School police athletic league basketball team from 1992 SUCKS!!!!!!!!
LOL...I have a buddy who was likely on that team.

Another infrequent poster on this board, therealgooch, was on that team as well. He knows that they were cheaters!

Pete · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:03:49 PM »

Quote from: I_have_purplewood on November 14, 2011, 12:30:16 PM

You think that it's just a coincidence that I saw this thread on what happens to be my 900th post? but seriously, do i get an extra jar or something under my name now or something or is that 1000 posts?

I have no idea how that works. You need to PM Steve Dave, he handles all the technical stuff.

sys · « **Reply #11 on:** November 15, 2011, 12:38:16 AM »

for my 7490th post, i want to say that the penn state football team rapes small children, although it may be generally prevalent among other football programs too.

puniraptor · « **Reply #12 on:** November 15, 2011, 01:55:15 PM »

For my 412th post I would like to share my feelings that the show American Chopper is terrible. Is that how it works?

CNS · « **Reply #13 on:** November 15, 2011, 03:02:59 PM »

Quote from: PUNITRATOR on November 15, 2011, 01:55:15 PM

For my 412th post I would like to share my feelings that the show American Chopper is terrible. Is that how it works?

God damn it.

I told you guys there needs to be more explanation.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2011, 03:48:44 PM »

For post number 2326, I would like to say eff that soccer team I played against in 7th grade that was loaded with japanese kids that I'm pretty sure were in 9th grade.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:01:20 PM »

Quote from: Pete on November 14, 2011, 12:19:43 AM

AND WITH MY 6678th post I want to say that the Shawnee Heights High School police athletic league basketball team from 1992 SUCKS!!!!!!!!

eff you Pete!! Brad Parscale and I probably kicked your ass!

HeinBallz · « **Reply #16 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:33:10 PM »

Quote from: sys on November 15, 2011, 12:38:16 AM

for my 7490th post, i want to say that the penn state football team rapes small children, although it may be generally prevalent among other football programs too.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #17 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:34:04 PM »

oops.. I mean, with my 1193 post I'd like to

at sys

OK_Cat · « **Reply #18 on:** November 16, 2011, 10:14:58 AM »

for my 5577th post, i'd like to call out Susie Johnson from the 6th grade. I bought you ice cream at dairy queen and expected to get to touch your ever-developing breasts in the parking lot before my mom came to pick us up. You rough ridin' suck! I hope you have a fat belly and a husband who works on cars now.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 16, 2011, 11:29:35 AM »

Checking to see how many posts I have...

ew2x4 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 16, 2011, 11:37:47 AM »

FOR POST 2738, SCREW THE WYOMING COWBOYS BASEBALL TEAM!!!!

ew2x4 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 16, 2011, 11:38:05 AM »

Wait, did I do this right? Dammit...

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #22 on:** November 17, 2011, 03:54:08 PM »

Quote from: ew2x4 on November 16, 2011, 11:37:47 AM

FOR POST 2738, SCREW THE WYOMING COWBOYS BASEBALL TEAM!!!!

You sound like a slut!

8manpick · « **Reply #23 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:33:12 PM »

for my 777th post I want to say that I liked this thread and want to bring it back and I am getting tired of the pigaggies ruining the football board but mostly that I'm excited for bball posting to get good once big xii play starts and I am also looking forward to combo fanning season starting in april and ive had way too much caffeine over the past few weeks to keep up with school

Panjandrum · « **Reply #24 on:** December 15, 2011, 12:45:09 AM »

Quote from: Pete on November 14, 2011, 12:19:43 AM

AND WITH MY 6678th post I want to say that the Shawnee Heights High School police athletic league basketball team from 1992 SUCKS!!!!!!!!

I swear to God, if you were going to talk crap on the 1998 Shawnee Heights High School PAL team, we were going to have words.

Words, Pete. Words.