Author Topic: KU-KSU Jokes (Read 16934 times)

fatty fat fat · « **on:** October 21, 2011, 03:44:41 PM »

A KU and KSU fan are in 6th grade. They are both running the annual "one mile race" for PE class. They both start the race. About eight minutes, and thirty seconds later the KSU fan fnishes.

Thirteen seconds after the KSU fan finishes, the KU fans limps to the finish line.

AppleJack · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2011, 03:46:36 PM »

DQ12 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2011, 03:48:48 PM »

KU fan and a KSU fan are in the bathroom and the KU fan accidentally dribbles some urine on to his shoes.

pike · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2011, 03:49:15 PM »

So, a KU fan walks into a bar...

Branson Bound · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2011, 03:50:30 PM »

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Kay

Kay Who?

Kay Yu

No thanks. Go back to China.

ben ji · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2011, 03:59:07 PM »

****Must be read in a slow country voice***

KSU and KU fan run into each other in the bathroom.

KU fan finishes using the urinal and starts washing hands.

KSU fan finishes using the urinal and starts to walk out.

KU fan " Hey, didnt they teach you to wash your hands at Kansas State"?

KSU Fan "Nope, just taught us not to piss on our hands"

Bookcat · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:01:06 PM »

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:02:25 PM »

So there was this KSU fan, ball deep in this bitch...

felix rex · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:04:15 PM »

A kstate fan and a KU fan walk into a bww. The KU fan says "hey you here for the MMA brother!?"

The kstate fan is not. He is just there to pick up some Jamaican jerk wings. But he is pretty nice about it and pretends to care and does not make any jokes about the KU fan's Jean shorts or black t-shirt.

Gooch · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:04:43 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on October 21, 2011, 04:02:25 PM

So there was this KSU fan, ball deep in this bitch...

Ball? Trim?

AbeFroman · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:05:13 PM »

Two African American ku fans are driving down a rural road outside of Lawrence. They drive up towards a sign pointing down a dirt road that says "Become white - $100". The first ku fan says:
"Gee it would be nice to become white. Not have to deal with the

and all the other ku fans that hate us"
The other fan says:
"That does sound good, but I only have $99"
"That's ok, I have $101, I'll go down that road, become white and come back and give you my extra $1"
The man goes down the road. An hour later he comes back, sure enough, peach skin, a nice suit, and walks up to his ku friend.
"Wow man, you look great, do you have an extra dollar?"
To which the now-white ku fan says
"eff you n-word, get your own rough ridin' dollar!"

EllToPay · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:11:19 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on October 21, 2011, 04:05:13 PM

Two African American ku fans are driving down a rural road outside of Lawrence. They drive up towards a sign pointing down a dirt road that says "Become white - $100". The first ku fan says:
"Gee it would be nice to become white. Not have to deal with the and all the other ku fans that hate us"
The other fan says:
"That does sound good, but I only have $99"
"That's ok, I have $101, I'll go down that road, become white and come back and give you my extra $1"
The man goes down the road. An hour later he comes back, sure enough, peach skin, a nice suit, and walks up to his ku friend.
"Wow man, you look great, do you have an extra dollar?"
To which the now-white ku fan says
"eff you n-word, get your own rough ridin' dollar!"

pike · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:13:04 PM »

MadCat · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:36:48 PM »

There were two construction workers: one was a K-State fan and one was a KU fan. They were on the high scaffolding of the skyscraper they were building, and they were eating lunch.

The K-State looked in his lunch, and said, "Beef Wellington with Mushroom Pâté. If I get Beef Wellington with Mushroom Pâté one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"

Then the KU looked in his lunch and said, "Bologna sandwich! If I get this sandwich one more time, I'm going to jump off of this building!"

The next day they both got the same lunch, and they both jumped off the building, and died.

At the funeral the K-State fan's widow said, "If he would have told me he didn't want Beef Wellington with Mushroom Pâté, I would have had our personal chef make him something different."

Then the KU guy's wife said, "I don't understand; he made his own lunch."

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:38:07 PM »

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The next day they both got the same lunch, and they both jumped off the building, and died.

this was my favorite part.

MadCat · « **Reply #15 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:41:48 PM »

Quote from: fatty fat fat on October 21, 2011, 04:38:07 PM

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The next day they both got the same lunch, and they both jumped off the building, and died.

this was my favorite part.

For those guys that would be the end of the joke. It could be rewritten out of respect for the dead.

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There were two construction workers: one was a K-State fan and one was a KU fan. 
They were on the high scaffolding of the skyscraper they were building, and they were eating lunch.
The next day they both got the same lunch, and they both jumped off the building, and died.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:43:36 PM »

There was a K-State fan, and KU fan. The K-State fan had money. The KU fan did not.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #17 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:46:56 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 21, 2011, 04:43:36 PM

There was a K-State fan, and KU fan. The K-State fan had money. The KU fan did not.

This joke is funny because it's true.

gokatgo · « **Reply #18 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:48:43 PM »

A Jayhawk, a Wildcat, and a Shocker had a room full of rancid, nasty, used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.

First it was the Wildcat's turn. The other two locked him in the room and waited. An hour later, they heard him whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out. "That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!" cried the Wildcat. "I couldn't stay in there another minute!"

Next it was the Shocker's turn. After a week he finally banged on the door to be let out. "Oh God, that is the most putrid smell in the world! I couldn't take it another minute!" he cried as he gasped for breath.

Finally it was the Jayhawk's turn. They locked him in the room and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The Wildcat and Shocker heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled through the door, "You can come out now! You've won the contest by far!" To which the Jayhawk yelled back, "No, not yet! I'm not done eating the jelly donuts."

MadCat · « **Reply #19 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:54:00 PM »

Quote from: gokatgo on October 21, 2011, 04:48:43 PM

A Jayhawk, a Wildcat, and a Shocker had a room full of rancid, nasty, used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.

Jayhawk won.

DQ12 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:57:03 PM »

A KU fan and a K-State fan both walked into a bar.

The bartender thought to himself, "What a fine state we live in. I hope they enjoy the game tomorrow."

gokatgo · « **Reply #21 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:59:25 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on October 21, 2011, 04:54:00 PM

Quote from: gokatgo on October 21, 2011, 04:48:43 PM
A Jayhawk, a Wildcat, and a Shocker had a room full of rancid, nasty, used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.

~~Jayhawk~~ ~~won.~~ Jayhawk ate them

MadCat · « **Reply #22 on:** October 21, 2011, 05:04:51 PM »

Quote from: gokatgo on October 21, 2011, 04:59:25 PM

Quote from: MadCat on October 21, 2011, 04:54:00 PM
Quote from: gokatgo on October 21, 2011, 04:48:43 PM
A Jayhawk, a Wildcat, and a Shocker had a room full of rancid, nasty, used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.

~~Jayhawk~~ ~~won.~~ Jayhawk ate them

puniraptor · « **Reply #23 on:** October 21, 2011, 05:09:12 PM »

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There was this wildcat and jayhawk man that wanted to learn how to hunt. So they met this indian man, the indian man took them to a forest and pitched a camp.

The next day they woke up the indian man came back with a huge bear over his shoulder. So the wildcat and jayhawk told the indian man how did you catch that bear the indian said when you go into the forest you look for the track and keep following it and there you will find what you are hunting for, so the wildcat said my turn to go.

When he went into the forest he came back after two hours with a huge boar. so the jayhawk man ask the wildcat how you caught that Boar he said I did what the Indian said. So the next morning the jayhawk got up and said it 's my turn so he went and he saw the biggest track ever so he followed it , after two hours the jayhawk never came back then all of a sudden they here the jayhawk coming through the bushes all cut up brusded up they asked him what happend he said I did what you guys said I when follow the track and follow the track and the fricken train when bang me.

felix rex · « **Reply #24 on:** October 21, 2011, 05:12:37 PM »

A Baylor fan walked into a bar frequented by ksu and ku fans. sys punched him in the neck and michcat told him to quit being a dick about about switching screens at the Y.