KU-KSU Jokes

[the masta blasta]

so this ku fan walked into a bar and said "ouch"

[pike]

so this ku fan walked into a bar and said "ouch"

So, a KU fan walks into a bar...

 

 

[Brock Landers]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Todd Reesing

Todd Reesing who?

Todd Reesing who's too short to reach the doorbell.

[kim carnes]

****Must be read in a slow country voice***

KSU and KU fan run into each other in the bathroom.

KU fan finishes using the urinal and starts washing hands.

KSU fan finishes using the urinal and starts to walk out.

KU fan " Hey, didnt they teach you to wash your hands at Kansas State"?

KSU Fan "Nope, just taught us not to piss on our hands"

 

[CHONGS]

A K-State, a KU, and an MU fan are sitting at the bar. The bartender walks up to them and says,

"I gotta warn you fellas, I am a diehard Texas Longhorns fan.  And by God I don't mess around!  What'll ya'll have?"

The K-State fans asks for a beer, and he the bartender pulls him a pint.
The KU fan asks for a beer as well and the bartender pull him a pint.
The MU fans asks for a punch in the balls and by golly he gets one.

[Fuktard]

a guy gets sentenced to prison and meets his cell mate for the first time...a huge black guy named bubba.  bubba says "you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?"  dude thinks for a bit and smartly replies "daddy".  bubba then says "ok...then get over here and suck mommys dick."

ku guys are gay and stuff.

[the masta blasta]

so this ku fan walked into a bar and said "ouch"

So, a KU fan walks into a bar...

 

 

 

[Katpappy]

There was a K-State fan, and KU fan. The K-State fan had money. The KU fan did not.

This joke is funny because it's true. 

but it isn't funny to a KU fan. 

[Katpappy]

A Jayhawk, a Wildcat, and a Shocker had a pissed in a women's crapper full of rancid, nasty, used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.

First it was the Wildcat's turn. The other two locked him in the room and waited. An hour later, they heard him whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out. "That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!" cried the Wildcat. "I couldn't stay in there another minute!" 

Next it was the Shocker's turn. After a week he finally banged on the door to be let out. "Oh God, that is the most putrid smell in the world! I couldn't take it another minute!" he cried as  he gasped for breath.

Finally it was the Jayhawk's turn. They locked him in the room and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The Wildcat and Shocker heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled through the door, "You can come out now! You've won the contest by far!"  To which the Jayhawk yelled back, "No, not yet! I'm not done eating the jelly donuts."

FYP 

[purplenutz]

A KU and a K-State fan are at a party watching the game when all of a sudden Arthur Brown rips Jordan Webb's freaking head off on the first play from scrimmage.   

[Katpappy]

A KU and a K-State fan are at a party watching the game when all of a sudden Arthur Brown rips Jordan Webb's freaking head off on the first play from scrimmage.   

If this happens, I'll be  so hard that they may have to carry me out on a stretcher!