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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2011, 10:54:26 AM »

I'd like to see more of Sam's scheme.  They show her entering a bar, where you'd think everyone would be like "who let this 16-year old dude in here?" and then it skips right to her hooking up with allegedly straight girls.  Confusing.

Female sexuality is very malleable.  :nerd:

Sure, but has Sam flipped them or do they think they're hooking up with a boy who snuck into the bar?
I'd say about 80% is due to all the Real World cameras following them all around.


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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2011, 10:59:23 AM »

I'd like to see more of Sam's scheme.  They show her entering a bar, where you'd think everyone would be like "who let this 16-year old dude in here?" and then it skips right to her hooking up with allegedly straight girls.  Confusing.

Female sexuality is very malleable.  :nerd:

Sure, but has Sam flipped them or do they think they're hooking up with a boy who snuck into the bar?
I'd say about 80% is due to all the Real World cameras following them all around.

OK, are they saying they want to be on tv and thus they'll go lesbian for this chick or they want to be on tv and thus they'll possibly commit statutory rape on this 14-year old boy?

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2011, 11:26:22 AM »

I'd like to see more of Sam's scheme.  They show her entering a bar, where you'd think everyone would be like "who let this 16-year old dude in here?" and then it skips right to her hooking up with allegedly straight girls.  Confusing.

Female sexuality is very malleable.  :nerd:

Sure, but has Sam flipped them or do they think they're hooking up with a boy who snuck into the bar?
I'd say about 80% is due to all the Real World cameras following them all around.

give me a break.  the dude is a raging alcoholic and that's why he's on the show- the producers knew he had issues and as usual, wanted to spice things up for ratings.  quit making excuses for this pathetic loser. 


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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2011, 12:41:59 PM »

I'd like to see more of Sam's scheme.  They show her entering a bar, where you'd think everyone would be like "who let this 16-year old dude in here?" and then it skips right to her hooking up with allegedly straight girls.  Confusing.

Female sexuality is very malleable.  :nerd:

Sure, but has Sam flipped them or do they think they're hooking up with a boy who snuck into the bar?
I'd say about 80% is due to all the Real World cameras following them all around.

give me a break.  the dude is a raging alcoholic and that's why he's on the show- the producers knew he had issues and as usual, wanted to spice things up for ratings.  quit making excuses for this pathetic loser.  
I was talking about the lesbian chick, Mr. Havingdifficultyfollowingthethreadclams.

I agree that bi-dude has some serious issues.

And Trim, I bet they know it's a chick, but they figure "what the hell."  Plus, it's possible she might just have some "game," haven't really seen her in action.
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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2011, 12:43:44 PM »
sorry man, i really don't read your posts very often (complete snoozefests and filled with stupid crap). 


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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2011, 12:50:26 PM »
Plus, it's possible she might just have some "game," haven't really seen her in action.

It all comes full circle.

I'd like to see more of Sam's scheme.  They show her entering a bar, where you'd think everyone would be like "who let this 16-year old dude in here?" and then it skips right to her hooking up with allegedly straight girls.  Confusing.

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2011, 01:03:58 PM »
sorry man, i really don't read your posts very often (complete snoozefests and filled with stupid crap). 
Your face is filled with stupid crap.


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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2011, 01:13:55 PM »
sorry man, i really don't read your posts very often (complete snoozefests and filled with stupid crap). 
Your face is filled with stupid crap.

my face is only filled out with the stupid crap that wasn't stupid enough to qualify to fill your stupid crap filled face. 


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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2011, 01:52:33 PM »
You are all dead to me.

Bender started early.

This is eerily similar to tonight's Real World that I'm watching simultaneously.
Man, bi-dude is crazy, right?

Damn. Missed it. Bi-dude is a disaster.
Yeah, but he's regular and nice when he's sober.  Alcohol can be so dangerous.

 :frown:

I'm not buying the blackouts.  On the post-game, he was describing what was going through his mind when he was screaming at the Missouri guy.  Also, he didn't seem too weirded out about having awoken in a strange hotel miles away from home.  Not sure it's the booze either.  He was sober on the post-game and was still an bad person to the giant guy.

I'd like to see more of Sam's scheme.  They show her entering a bar, where you'd think everyone would be like "who let this 16-year old dude in here?" and then it skips right to her hooking up with allegedly straight girls.  Confusing.

OT: Alex is the most beautiful real worlder ever and that singing voice and Stanford :love: too bad her bf is a complete herb

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2011, 01:54:51 PM »
Yes Alex is a total babe.  It's a shame she's so well adjusted.  If she were wildly irresponsible or homophobic she'd get a lot more screen time.


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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #35 on: October 14, 2011, 01:56:18 PM »
You are all dead to me.

Bender started early.

This is eerily similar to tonight's Real World that I'm watching simultaneously.
Man, bi-dude is crazy, right?

Damn. Missed it. Bi-dude is a disaster.
Yeah, but he's regular and nice when he's sober.  Alcohol can be so dangerous.

 :frown:

I'm not buying the blackouts.  On the post-game, he was describing what was going through his mind when he was screaming at the Missouri guy.  Also, he didn't seem too weirded out about having awoken in a strange hotel miles away from home.  Not sure it's the booze either.  He was sober on the post-game and was still an bad person to the giant guy.

I'd like to see more of Sam's scheme.  They show her entering a bar, where you'd think everyone would be like "who let this 16-year old dude in here?" and then it skips right to her hooking up with allegedly straight girls.  Confusing.

OT: Alex is the most beautiful real worlder ever and that singing voice and Stanford :love: too bad her bf is a complete herb

alex is flatter and squarer than something really rough ridin' flat and square.  no mas.


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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #36 on: October 14, 2011, 02:15:36 PM »
You are all dead to me.

Bender started early.

This is eerily similar to tonight's Real World that I'm watching simultaneously.
Man, bi-dude is crazy, right?

Damn. Missed it. Bi-dude is a disaster.
Yeah, but he's regular and nice when he's sober.  Alcohol can be so dangerous.

 :frown:

I'm not buying the blackouts.  On the post-game, he was describing what was going through his mind when he was screaming at the Missouri guy.  Also, he didn't seem too weirded out about having awoken in a strange hotel miles away from home.  Not sure it's the booze either.  He was sober on the post-game and was still an bad person to the giant guy.

I'd like to see more of Sam's scheme.  They show her entering a bar, where you'd think everyone would be like "who let this 16-year old dude in here?" and then it skips right to her hooking up with allegedly straight girls.  Confusing.

OT: Alex is the most beautiful real worlder ever and that singing voice and Stanford :love: too bad her bf is a complete herb

alex is flatter and squarer than something really rough ridin' flat and square.  no mas.

definately flat

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #37 on: October 14, 2011, 02:33:47 PM »
i see her as an annoying coffee house hipster, the type of chick i'd love to punch in the rough ridin' face (in topeka only).


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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2011, 02:43:20 PM »
i see her as an annoying coffee house hipster, the type of chick i'd love to punch in the rough ridin' face (in topeka only).
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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #39 on: October 14, 2011, 02:49:44 PM »
sorry man, i really don't read your posts very often (complete snoozefests and filled with stupid crap). 
Your face is filled with stupid crap.

my face is only filled out with the stupid crap that wasn't stupid enough to qualify to fill your stupid crap filled face. 


I think you just PI'd yourself.

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2011, 03:17:20 PM »
sorry man, i really don't read your posts very often (complete snoozefests and filled with stupid crap). 
Your face is filled with stupid crap.

my face is only filled out with the stupid crap that wasn't stupid enough to qualify to fill your stupid crap filled face. 


I think you just PI'd yourself.

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2011, 05:55:33 PM »
I'll bet Emawgeddon has been getting LOADS of ball sack during this time. 

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2011, 11:26:50 AM »
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Sam (Real World, Lane) 5 points. Sam snogged a chick at the bar, continuing her streak of seducing more attractive ladies than any of her male roommates. At the reunion, I hope she makes her entrance through a huge piece of paper bearing the number of open-mouth-kissing points she scored, like a modern-day lesbian Joe DiMaggio.

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2011, 11:51:41 AM »
During last year's Butler - Kstate game, there were 3 lesbians totally unrelated to anything Kstate that showed up at our watch party.  One of them looked exactly like Sam from the Real World.

The game obviously was  :frown: so we started doing shots at halftime and didn't stop.  After the game, the 3 lesbians, another Kstate girl, our bad person bartender and myself went to this place called The Bike Stop which is a gay leather bar.  The bad person bartender told me he would kill me if I ditched him, so that was the first thing I did.

We ended up at some giant lesbian bar that to this day I still have no idea what it was called or where it is located.  At this point, I'd had about 12 shots and was falling down.  The Sam look-alike tried to pull a Sam move on me but that's not really my thing but other Kstate girl was all over it.  I left and wondered on the street for awhile trying to figure out where I was.

I finally ended up at this place everyone calls Gay Pizza, walked in and threw up all over the place.  I got chased out by 3 trannys and got in a cab and went home and passed out. 

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2011, 11:56:11 AM »
Good to have you back.

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2011, 12:39:21 PM »
During last year's Butler - Kstate game, there were 3 lesbians totally unrelated to anything Kstate that showed up at our watch party.  One of them looked exactly like Sam from the Real World.

The game obviously was  :frown: so we started doing shots at halftime and didn't stop.  After the game, the 3 lesbians, another Kstate girl, our bad person bartender and myself went to this place called The Bike Stop which is a gay leather bar.  The bad person bartender told me he would kill me if I ditched him, so that was the first thing I did.

We ended up at some giant lesbian bar that to this day I still have no idea what it was called or where it is located.  At this point, I'd had about 12 shots and was falling down.  The Sam look-alike tried to pull a Sam move on me but that's not really my thing but other Kstate girl was all over it.  I left and wondered on the street for awhile trying to figure out where I was.

I finally ended up at this place everyone calls Gay Pizza, walked in and threw up all over the place.  I got chased out by 3 trannys and got in a cab and went home and passed out. 

gmafb with this story. where do you live? gayville?

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2011, 01:19:40 PM »
During last year's Butler - Kstate game, there were 3 lesbians totally unrelated to anything Kstate that showed up at our watch party.  One of them looked exactly like Sam from the Real World.

The game obviously was  :frown: so we started doing shots at halftime and didn't stop.  After the game, the 3 lesbians, another Kstate girl, our bad person bartender and myself went to this place called The Bike Stop which is a gay leather bar.  The bad person bartender told me he would kill me if I ditched him, so that was the first thing I did.

We ended up at some giant lesbian bar that to this day I still have no idea what it was called or where it is located.  At this point, I'd had about 12 shots and was falling down.  The Sam look-alike tried to pull a Sam move on me but that's not really my thing but other Kstate girl was all over it.  I left and wondered on the street for awhile trying to figure out where I was.

I finally ended up at this place everyone calls Gay Pizza, walked in and threw up all over the place.  I got chased out by 3 trannys and got in a cab and went home and passed out. 

gmafb with this story. where do you live? gayville?

JFC, rick!  You'll scare her off....and she's about that close to taking these bi-curious stories to the next level.  He's just kidding emawgeddon...please continue....

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #47 on: October 15, 2011, 01:34:52 PM »
During last year's Butler - Kstate game, there were 3 lesbians totally unrelated to anything Kstate that showed up at our watch party.  One of them looked exactly like Sam from the Real World.

The game obviously was  :frown: so we started doing shots at halftime and didn't stop.  After the game, the 3 lesbians, another Kstate girl, our bad person bartender and myself went to this place called The Bike Stop which is a gay leather bar.  The bad person bartender told me he would kill me if I ditched him, so that was the first thing I did.

We ended up at some giant lesbian bar that to this day I still have no idea what it was called or where it is located.  At this point, I'd had about 12 shots and was falling down.  The Sam look-alike tried to pull a Sam move on me but that's not really my thing but other Kstate girl was all over it.  I left and wondered on the street for awhile trying to figure out where I was.

I finally ended up at this place everyone calls Gay Pizza, walked in and threw up all over the place.  I got chased out by 3 trannys and got in a cab and went home and passed out. 

gmafb with this story. where do you live? gayville?

JFC, rick!  You'll scare her off....and she's about that close to taking these bi-curious stories to the next level.  He's just kidding emawgeddon...please continue....

She's not into it Pete

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #48 on: October 15, 2011, 01:40:29 PM »
During last year's Butler - Kstate game, there were 3 lesbians totally unrelated to anything Kstate that showed up at our watch party.  One of them looked exactly like Sam from the Real World.

The game obviously was  :frown: so we started doing shots at halftime and didn't stop.  After the game, the 3 lesbians, another Kstate girl, our bad person bartender and myself went to this place called The Bike Stop which is a gay leather bar.  The bad person bartender told me he would kill me if I ditched him, so that was the first thing I did.

We ended up at some giant lesbian bar that to this day I still have no idea what it was called or where it is located.  At this point, I'd had about 12 shots and was falling down.  The Sam look-alike tried to pull a Sam move on me but that's not really my thing but other Kstate girl was all over it.  I left and wondered on the street for awhile trying to figure out where I was.

I finally ended up at this place everyone calls Gay Pizza, walked in and threw up all over the place.  I got chased out by 3 trannys and got in a cab and went home and passed out. 

gmafb with this story. where do you live? gayville?

JFC, rick!  You'll scare her off....and she's about that close to taking these bi-curious stories to the next level.  He's just kidding emawgeddon...please continue....

She's not into it Pete

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Re: I'm going on a 4 day bender
« Reply #49 on: October 15, 2011, 02:09:20 PM »
Cue flashbacks of Pete at MOAP2 harassing me for an hour about whether I am bicurious :dubious: