During last year's Butler - Kstate game, there were 3 lesbians totally unrelated to anything Kstate that showed up at our watch party. One of them looked exactly like Sam from the Real World.
The game obviously was

so we started doing shots at halftime and didn't stop. After the game, the 3 lesbians, another Kstate girl, our bad person bartender and myself went to this place called The Bike Stop which is a gay leather bar. The bad person bartender told me he would kill me if I ditched him, so that was the first thing I did.
We ended up at some giant lesbian bar that to this day I still have no idea what it was called or where it is located. At this point, I'd had about 12 shots and was falling down. The Sam look-alike tried to pull a Sam move on me but that's not really my thing but other Kstate girl was all over it. I left and wondered on the street for awhile trying to figure out where I was.
I finally ended up at this place everyone calls Gay Pizza, walked in and threw up all over the place. I got chased out by 3 trannys and got in a cab and went home and passed out.