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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #75 on: October 12, 2011, 03:46:12 PM »
What does this guy do for a living?

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #76 on: October 12, 2011, 03:47:35 PM »
Don't understand the Lipson hate.   The guy's a jewel.  I hope he makes 150 more roadies. 

#TeamLipson    :shakesfist:
Besides the fact that he is an eccentric bad person?  Yah...i said it.. He once asked my buddy(very large black guy) what his jersey number was....my buddy pushed him halfway across the room and calls him a racist...WR just simply steals someones food and dips... fuckin weird ass bad person

So what was your buddies #?
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #77 on: October 12, 2011, 03:49:09 PM »

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #78 on: October 12, 2011, 03:49:37 PM »
What does this guy do for a living?

he said in the video he was a salesman.   I'm honestly not surprised.
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #79 on: October 12, 2011, 03:58:17 PM »
i've never in my life said this about anyone before, but he truly deserves to die.

more than Scott Drew's parents?!

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #80 on: October 12, 2011, 04:09:45 PM »
What does this guy do for a living?

he said in the video he was a salesman.   I'm honestly not surprised.

I have heard that he sells pens and other office supplies.  I don't know how he isn't well off.  I mean, surely Fitz would give him his mailing list and he could sell all the GPC'ers their office stuff, novelty presents, etc.  He wouldn't even have to work at it, just send out a catalog who's title is "Wierd Robert's Catalog of KSU crap You Have to Buy So That You Can Brag About Helping Me Out While On GoPowerCat". Could put in less work than fitz and kill in the pen market.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #81 on: October 12, 2011, 04:12:35 PM »
What does this guy do for a living?

he said in the video he was a salesman.   I'm honestly not surprised.
The athletic department buys stuff from him.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #82 on: October 12, 2011, 04:18:02 PM »
What does this guy do for a living?

he said in the video he was a salesman.   I'm honestly not surprised.

I have heard that he sells pens and other office supplies.  I don't know how he isn't well off.  I mean, surely Fitz would give him his mailing list and he could sell all the GPC'ers their office stuff, novelty presents, etc.  He wouldn't even have to work at it, just send out a catalog who's title is "Wierd Robert's Catalog of KSU crap You Have to Buy So That You Can Brag About Helping Me Out While On GoPowerCat". Could put in less work than fitz and kill in the pen market.

Yeah, he sells pens and pencils (and maybe other stuff, idk) to businesses for advertising.  Say what you want, but for an autistic guy who is on his own, he's doing pretty well to be out there trying to move product.  Gotta be tough to sell when you have a condition that makes you a social outcast.
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #83 on: October 12, 2011, 04:20:19 PM »
Don't understand the Lipson hate.   The guy's a jewel.  I hope he makes 150 more roadies. 

#TeamLipson    :shakesfist:
Besides the fact that he is an eccentric bad person?  Yah...i said it.. He once asked my buddy(very large black guy) what his jersey number was....my buddy pushed him halfway across the room and calls him a racist...WR just simply steals someones food and dips... fuckin weird ass bad person

That is the equivalent of punching a one legged guy for stumbling into you.  Pretty sure your buddy is the bad person in that situation.
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #84 on: October 12, 2011, 04:22:43 PM »
Don't understand the Lipson hate.   The guy's a jewel.  I hope he makes 150 more roadies. 

#TeamLipson    :shakesfist:
Besides the fact that he is an eccentric bad person?  Yah...i said it.. He once asked my buddy(very large black guy) what his jersey number was....my buddy pushed him halfway across the room and calls him a racist...WR just simply steals someones food and dips... fuckin weird ass bad person

That is the equivalent of punching a one legged guy for stumbling into you.  Pretty sure your buddy is the bad person in that situation.

meh...I've whaled on all sorts of disabled people.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #85 on: October 12, 2011, 04:24:27 PM »
Don't understand the Lipson hate.   The guy's a jewel.  I hope he makes 150 more roadies. 

#TeamLipson    :shakesfist:
Besides the fact that he is an eccentric bad person?  Yah...i said it.. He once asked my buddy(very large black guy) what his jersey number was....my buddy pushed him halfway across the room and calls him a racist...WR just simply steals someones food and dips... fuckin weird ass bad person
You and your buddy are both huge jerks.


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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #86 on: October 12, 2011, 04:38:24 PM »

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125816664019648107.html

A gameday in the life of Robert Lipson...


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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #87 on: October 12, 2011, 05:18:49 PM »

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125816664019648107.html

A gameday in the life of Robert Lipson...



 "Suppose a deer jumps in front of me," he says. "There is no margin of error in this."

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #88 on: October 12, 2011, 05:54:49 PM »
I enjoy Weird Robert. And his foam finger.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #89 on: October 12, 2011, 06:06:12 PM »
Keep Robert Weird!

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #90 on: October 12, 2011, 06:58:54 PM »

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125816664019648107.html

A gameday in the life of Robert Lipson...



 "Suppose a deer jumps in front of me," he says. "There is no margin of error in this."

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

 "By the middle of the next decade," he promised, "we will be undefeated. And I will be here to see it."  :peek:  :eek: :pray: :thumbsup:


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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #91 on: October 12, 2011, 07:13:57 PM »

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125816664019648107.html

A gameday in the life of Robert Lipson...



 "Suppose a deer jumps in front of me," he says. "There is no margin of error in this."

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

 "By the middle of the next decade," he promised, "we will be undefeated. And I will be here to see it."  :peek:  :eek: :pray: :thumbsup:


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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #92 on: October 12, 2011, 07:28:27 PM »
robcassidy22 Rob Cassidy
Robert calls LHC Bill Snyder "William the Conquerer"


lol

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Robert needs a weekly radio show.

Why can't someone at goEMAW make this happen?  Let's try and be forward thinkers here.  Can't be any worse than Winter's deal was can it?(no disrespect to K. Winters)  I'd listen and/or pay to read anything :weirdrobert: had to say.  tia. 
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #93 on: October 12, 2011, 07:32:08 PM »
Didn't he used to have a segment on Powercat Gameday on the radio? I think he did. I remember listening to it. It was too long.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #94 on: October 12, 2011, 07:34:22 PM »
Quote from: Weird Robert
I had Ohio State all lined up ready to go in case Kansas State rejected my second attempt to get in.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #95 on: October 12, 2011, 07:38:07 PM »
I'm cancelling my premium if we don't get a Weird Robert podcast going ASAP  :shakesfist:

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« Reply #96 on: October 12, 2011, 07:40:04 PM »
Don't understand the Lipson hate.   The guy's a jewel.  I hope he makes 150 more roadies. 

#TeamLipson    :shakesfist:

Besides the fact that he is an eccentric bad person?  Yah...i said it.. He once asked my buddy(very large black guy) what his jersey number was....my buddy pushed him halfway across the room and calls him a racist...WR just simply steals someones food and dips... fuckin weird ass bad person
You and your buddy are both huge jerks.
No you.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #97 on: October 12, 2011, 07:42:55 PM »
Don't understand the Lipson hate.   The guy's a jewel.  I hope he makes 150 more roadies. 

#TeamLipson    :shakesfist:

Besides the fact that he is an eccentric bad person?  Yah...i said it.. He once asked my buddy(very large black guy) what his jersey number was....my buddy pushed him halfway across the room and calls him a racist...WR just simply steals someones food and dips... fuckin weird ass bad person
You and your buddy are both huge jerks.
No you.
If some autistic guy comes up and says something ignorant you push him halfway across the room.

Ok.  Got it.  Jerk.


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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #98 on: October 12, 2011, 07:48:05 PM »
I'm cancelling my premium if we don't get a Weird Robert podcast going ASAP  :shakesfist:

If anyone is interested in starting a 'occupy goEMAW' protest to make this happen please PM me.  tia     :shakesfist: :shakesfist:
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #99 on: October 12, 2011, 08:00:46 PM »
good grief.  sue me, sue you, sue everybody!

fwiw, i'm having second thoughts and am starting to get behind the keep shorty kleinau campaign. 


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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