Author Topic: Weird Robert (Read 43967 times)

MadCat · « **Reply #125 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:48:35 AM »

Quote from: slobber on October 14, 2014, 11:48:08 AM

Foam finger?

Pett · « **Reply #126 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:50:51 AM »

Tucks over on GPC calling for a statue of Robert to be erected

detch23 · « **Reply #127 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:51:06 AM »

Quote from: slobber on October 14, 2014, 11:48:08 AM

Quote from: detch23 on October 14, 2014, 11:46:27 AM
Quote from: TaqMan on October 14, 2014, 10:56:22 AM
Doppelganger?

Kats sweater -- Check
Kats sweater at a game where the Kats are not playing -- Check
Nobody around him that seems to know him -- Check

The only thing that's missing is his radio. It's gotta be him right?
Foam finger?

Ahh you're right and didn't he have an old washed out purple hat? That one looks to new unless it is from a previous bowl game that he got from Bill since that stuff is no longer allowed on the side line.

detch23 · « **Reply #128 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:52:28 AM »

Quote from: Pett on October 14, 2014, 11:50:51 AM

Tucks over on GPC calling for a statue of Robert to be erected

Called D Scott a tuck on twitter the other day.. He had no idea what it was.

MadCat · « **Reply #129 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:54:37 AM »

Quote from: Pett on October 14, 2014, 11:50:51 AM

Tucks over on GPC calling for a statue of Robert to be erected

Maybe put one up for the Mask as well.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #130 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:55:32 AM »

Quote from: Steve Henson on Twitter

Steve Henson @OU_SteveHenson · Oct 11

Just saw KSU superfan, Robert, in the OU section at the Cotton Bowl. Bet he's scouting the Sooners for next week's game. #boomer #emaw

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #131 on:** October 14, 2014, 03:33:28 PM »

I love it when people representing rival institutions let it be known that they are still EMAW at heart... I went to the @OkSU game in 2011 and the Dean of Student life down there (AKA Orange Bosco) came by our tailgate and lifted up his Orange sweatshirt and show us his tattered old KSU sweatshirt underneath, with a wink.

Just

everywhere

Houcat · « **Reply #132 on:** October 14, 2014, 08:36:10 PM »

Robert's business card

Gave it to me in 2013.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #133 on:** October 14, 2014, 09:26:28 PM »

FWIW I think a robert statue could potentially be amazing if it included a placard with some of his more insane quotes.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #134 on:** October 14, 2014, 09:42:52 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 14, 2014, 09:26:28 PM

FWIW I think a robert statue could potentially be amazing if it included a placard with some of his more insane quotes.

If it got done while he's still alive, they could just post his tailgate parking lot route & dietary restrictions there.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #135 on:** October 14, 2014, 09:43:50 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 14, 2014, 09:26:28 PM

FWIW I think a robert statue could potentially be amazing if it included a placard with some of his more insane quotes.

"go big 12 always"

Blackcats · « **Reply #136 on:** October 14, 2014, 10:13:05 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on October 14, 2014, 09:42:52 PM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 14, 2014, 09:26:28 PM
FWIW I think a robert statue could potentially be amazing if it included a placard with some of his more insane quotes.

If it got done while he's still alive, they could just post his tailgate parking lot route & dietary restrictions there.

If you have ever found yourself standing in HyVee asking an employee if the all beef franks are Kosher, you might be on Robert's tailgate route. #HebrewNationalFTW

puniraptor · « **Reply #137 on:** October 14, 2014, 10:14:25 PM »

If Robert eats kosher, why was he stuffing his pockets with my pulled pork?

Blackcats · « **Reply #138 on:** October 14, 2014, 10:30:00 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 14, 2014, 10:14:25 PM

If Robert eats kosher, why was he stuffing his pockets with my pulled pork?

He doesn't eat Kosher, but if you don't have all beef hotdogs he'll tell you what you may find in your link...and even then "any part of the cow is beef". So I nip it in the bud. Kosher hotdogs, made with kosher cuts of beef...limits hearing the same story over and over and over...

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #139 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:06:40 AM »

How does he afford tickets

Canary · « **Reply #140 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:23:14 AM »

Money

Canary · « **Reply #141 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:24:01 AM »

That is in his possession. How does anyone? Credit cards?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #142 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:37:52 AM »

Canary kindly hit the bricks

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #143 on:** October 15, 2014, 08:50:35 AM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 15, 2014, 08:06:40 AM

How does he afford tickets

See business card above. He's an executive.

Big Sam · « **Reply #144 on:** October 15, 2014, 02:30:00 PM »

If we are going to do a Weird Robert statue, I want it done right. I'm thinking a Statue of Liberty or Colossus of Rhodes scale. Maybe bare-chested, foam finger raised on high (sort of like a beacon ala Lady Liberty's torch) and a baggie holding kosher hot dogs in the other hand.

Animatronics would be spiffy, but that could really draw out the construction timetable to a point it couldn't get done before Bill retires.

Winters · « **Reply #145 on:** October 15, 2014, 02:34:41 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 15, 2014, 08:37:52 AM

Canary kindly hit the bricks

He/She isn't following the 16 goals of BBS'ing. It's sickening. Go Cats tho!

Muldoon · « **Reply #146 on:** October 15, 2014, 02:44:08 PM »

Quote from: Big Sam on October 15, 2014, 02:30:00 PM

If we are going to do a Weird Robert statue, I want it done right. I'm thinking a Statue of Liberty or Colossus of Rhodes scale. Maybe bare-chested, foam finger raised on high (sort of like a beacon ala Lady Liberty's torch) and a baggie holding kosher hot dogs in the other hand.

Animatronics would be spiffy, but that could really draw out the construction timetable to a point it couldn't get done before Bill retires.

Needs a map case/satchel slung across bare chested upper body. Other foodstuffs inside the map case/satchel.

Canary · « **Reply #147 on:** October 16, 2014, 12:15:06 AM »

Quote from: Winters on October 15, 2014, 02:34:41 PM

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 15, 2014, 08:37:52 AM
Canary kindly hit the bricks
He/She isn't following the 16 goals of BBS'ing. It's sickening. Go Cats tho!

Winters gets it. 2 weeks til birthday time. Go Cats!

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #148 on:** October 16, 2014, 12:46:49 AM »

Quote from: Big Sam on October 15, 2014, 02:30:00 PM

If we are going to do a Weird Robert statue, I want it done right. I'm thinking a Statue of Liberty or Colossus of Rhodes scale. Maybe bare-chested, foam finger raised on high (sort of like a beacon ala Lady Liberty's torch) and a baggie holding kosher hot dogs in the other hand.

Animatronics would be spiffy, but that could really draw out the construction timetable to a point it couldn't get done before Bill retires.

Can we ban this jackass for his stupid rough ridin' post?

Blackcats · « **Reply #149 on:** October 16, 2014, 12:59:49 AM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 15, 2014, 08:06:40 AM

How does he afford tickets

Robert has a trust fund that takes care of him. When his last vehicle died, a new one showed up in his driveway and the keys placed where keys always are. A few weeks later he mentioned he didn't care for his car, it seemed like it was getting smaller. It disappeared and his current truck showed up in his driveway. His season tickets are just placed on his counter. I don't know exactly what Robert has, but it's akin to Aspergers.