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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #50 on: October 08, 2011, 01:46:39 PM »
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Great moments in LHC Bill Snyder paranoia: The glass between the press box and the KSU coaching both is now covered in newspaper.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #51 on: October 08, 2011, 01:49:59 PM »
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Great moments in LHC Bill Snyder paranoia: The glass between the press box and the KSU coaching both is now covered in newspaper.

Correction: Great moments in GARY PINKEL paranoia: The glass between the press box and the MU coaching both is now covered in newspaper

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #52 on: October 08, 2011, 09:23:45 PM »
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Great moments in LHC Bill Snyder paranoia: The glass between the press box and the KSU coaching both is now covered in newspaper.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #53 on: October 08, 2011, 10:16:39 PM »
I think we should somehow come up with a hand signal like lynch mob, but means team scheme.
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #54 on: October 08, 2011, 10:18:26 PM »
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2011, 07:28:48 PM »
What if the Eastern Kentucky game was just one big giant scheme by LHCBS? He was thinking, "If we only win by 3 then everyone will overlook us. Then we shall DESTROY THEM!"  :horrorsurprise:
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2011, 08:07:46 PM »
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #57 on: October 09, 2011, 08:11:40 PM »
Who's ready for some cold weather schemes?


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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #58 on: October 09, 2011, 09:59:09 PM »
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #60 on: May 21, 2012, 02:16:08 PM »
question for those in the know- will we rely on schemes more this season than last, an equal amount as last, or less than last?

thanks and "i'll listen off the air"  :D


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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #61 on: May 21, 2012, 02:19:58 PM »
question for those in the know- will we rely on schemes more this season than last, an equal amount as last, or less than last?

thanks and "i'll listen off the air"  :D

I think it will take even more schemes since the other teams should be ready for our old bag of schemes.  Dr. Scheme knows this though, and laughs at the thought of these other coaches try to keep up with his fresh schemes.  just my imo

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #62 on: May 21, 2012, 02:24:55 PM »
i'm not worried at all about other teams knowing our current bag of schemes.  they simply cannot stop this set of schemes.

from a fan perspective, i'd love for scheme doctor to roll out a fresh set of schemes that us fans can experience.  but at what price? what happens when a new scheme blows up in our face (OU 2011)? 


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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #63 on: May 21, 2012, 02:28:15 PM »
I feel like Snyder has been working of new Scheme's all off season. His confidence in his own schemes has skyrocketed after last year so now he is going full pedal to the metal with schemes.

I would be concerned that he could out scheme himself but I really dont think it is possible at this point.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #64 on: May 21, 2012, 02:30:54 PM »
you'll continue to see a decent amount of schemes but you'll only see the schemes in games that we need the schemes to win and games where the schemes will make a difference between us winning and losing. holding onto schemes and only using them when they are needed and will be beneficial is the best scheme trick that the scheme master has ever played.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #65 on: May 21, 2012, 02:40:34 PM »
Selfishly I want a scheme a minute this year, but I think Daris has it right.  Scheme when scheming leads to fun wins.  But a part of me just wants to scheme for the sake of scheming.   :excited:

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #66 on: May 21, 2012, 04:02:00 PM »
Ice scheme sandwich topped with whipped scheme.  :lick:

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #67 on: May 21, 2012, 04:29:35 PM »
Sorry to tell you guys this but I have it on pretty good authority that the scheme doctor was scraping the bottom of the scheme barrel towards the end of last season. And anyone who knows anything about schemes knows that you can't simply replenish an entire seasons worth of schemes in one offseason. Sorry to tell you guys this but you won't see scheming like you saw last year and if you do see a scheme chances are it's a re-scheme being passed off as a new scheme. Sorry to tell you guys this.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #68 on: May 21, 2012, 04:36:13 PM »
Sorry to tell you guys this but I have it on pretty good authority that the scheme doctor was scraping the bottom of the scheme barrel towards the end of last season. And anyone who knows anything about schemes knows that you can't simply replenish an entire seasons worth of schemes in one offseason. Sorry to tell you guys this but you won't see scheming like you saw last year and if you do see a scheme chances are it's a re-scheme being passed off as a new scheme. Sorry to tell you guys this.

Sounds like Dr. Scheme might be reaching into his old bag of schemes.   :D

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #69 on: May 21, 2012, 04:39:40 PM »
There is a logarithmic relationship between the number of potential schemes and the number of games that our QB has started and performed well.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #70 on: May 21, 2012, 04:45:03 PM »
And he doesn't come up with "new" schemes.  He's more like Santa Claus. As his QB gets more experience his toy bag grows bigger and bigger.


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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #71 on: May 21, 2012, 05:09:56 PM »
Sorry to tell you guys this but I have it on pretty good authority that the scheme doctor was scraping the bottom of the scheme barrel towards the end of last season. And anyone who knows anything about schemes knows that you can't simply replenish an entire seasons worth of schemes in one offseason. Sorry to tell you guys this but you won't see scheming like you saw last year and if you do see a scheme chances are it's a re-scheme being passed off as a new scheme. Sorry to tell you guys this.

Hope he finds some schemes in his bag of schemes that haven't been scheme-seen by this era's DCs.  Otherwise, he might have to bite the bullet and drill for scheme in uncharted territory, such as Cold Stone Schemery or B-Dub.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #72 on: May 21, 2012, 07:02:39 PM »
Another top notch schemer:


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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #73 on: May 21, 2012, 07:16:43 PM »
       I bet he has a big scheme catcher above his bed to catch any schemes he dreams... if he ever sleeps

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #74 on: May 21, 2012, 08:12:28 PM »
If the Scheme Doctor drove a Honda Civic it would run on schemeoline and he would put a huge fart cannon on it so the whole world could share his enthusiasm for schemes.